The best one I heard was with a first meeting with a hot young thing. I got a chubby when she opened the door. During our warm up, I had a little difficulty getting two fingers into her tight pussy. I will admit, I do have some girth, definitely bigger than two fingers anyway. When it came time for the main event, she was on top and having some difficulty getting the train into the tunnel. I suggested we try something else, I didn't want to hurt her. Her response was "Fuck no. I want that thing inside me." When she finally succeeded, she ordered me not to move. She rode me like a champ and quivered at least twice. Later that evening I get a text from her. "My pussy hurts, thank you." I texted her back "my dick hurts, thank you."