OOPS......... Sorry. Mexican food doesn't agree with me.hitrack said:awwww fukk man!!
you all smell that?!?!?! smells like somebody shit their pants in here!!!
I don't know who you are, and I don't care, this is one of the most beautiful things I have read this past week. Thank you.schizo_man said:
I read in the Edmonton SUN today about one nightclub bathroom attendent who says the real part of his job is to watch out for drug users who come into the bathroom to shoot-up or snort lines, and to keep a lid on any fights that may break out.schizo_man said:New Rule:
And this one is long overdue: No more bathroom attendants. After I zip up, some guy is offering me a towel and a mint like I just had sex with George Michael. I can't even tell if he's supposed to be there, or just some freak with a fetish. I don't want to be on your web cam, dude. I just want to wash my hands.
Johnny Depp makes movies? I wish my car ran on methane, cuz then I could have Mexican and hook a hose to my ass and travel North America.sdw said:Anybody going to watch the new Johnny Depp movie?
that's almost as good as stryker's farts!afterplay said:But "it" is almost the shortest word... tied for first losing place.
ms.belair said:that's almost as good as stryker's farts!![]()
I saw the first one and I liked it. Don't think I'll spend $ for a sequel. I do think it's sort of "interesting" that Depp dumped Moss for Paradis.sdw said:Anybody going to watch the new Johnny Depp movie?
OMG!!! Thats just WRONG! Elvis IS alive and into beastiallity. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to find a twisted photo of Marilyn Monroe and Ritchie Valens alive!gravitas said:they found elvis
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I said, "almost as good". Marry you, my ass.stryker said:Damed,,I'm in love,,a girl that likes my fartsWill ya marry me Ms Belair??





