The UnOfficial PERB Hijack Thread

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hitrack

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awwww fukk man!!

you all smell that?!?!?! smells like somebody shit their pants in here!!!
 
hitrack said:
awwww fukk man!!

you all smell that?!?!?! smells like somebody shit their pants in here!!!
OOPS......... Sorry. Mexican food doesn't agree with me.
I think aliens have landed in Calgary.
 

souljacker

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wolverine

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schizo_man said:
New Rule:
And this one is long overdue: No more bathroom attendants. After I zip up, some guy is offering me a towel and a mint like I just had sex with George Michael. I can't even tell if he's supposed to be there, or just some freak with a fetish. I don't want to be on your web cam, dude. I just want to wash my hands.
I read in the Edmonton SUN today about one nightclub bathroom attendent who says the real part of his job is to watch out for drug users who come into the bathroom to shoot-up or snort lines, and to keep a lid on any fights that may break out.
 

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Anybody going to watch the new Johnny Depp movie?
 
sdw said:
Anybody going to watch the new Johnny Depp movie?
Johnny Depp makes movies? I wish my car ran on methane, cuz then I could have Mexican and hook a hose to my ass and travel North America.
 

FuZzYknUckLeS

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The ironic thing is that this thread has totally stayed on-track. How do you hijack a thread thats entire existence is hijacking. It's essentially hijack-proof. Unless, of course, that by staying on topic you are not hijacking the thread whos intention is for you to hijack it, which in itself would constitute a hijack of the thread, would it not?
 

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I'm probably in my house.
sdw said:
Anybody going to watch the new Johnny Depp movie?
I saw the first one and I liked it. Don't think I'll spend $ for a sequel. I do think it's sort of "interesting" that Depp dumped Moss for Paradis.
 

hitrack

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Anybody ever notice? They never do porn with a Asian guy doing a Black woman.

It's always a Black guy stuffing an oversized sausage into a petit Asian.

No wonder some men feel they are a little short.
 

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they found elvis

<img src='http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2004-4/688404/elvishorsejpg3dc.jpg' width=640 height=480 >
 
gravitas said:
they found elvis

<img src='http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2004-4/688404/elvishorsejpg3dc.jpg' width=640 height=480 >
OMG!!! Thats just WRONG! Elvis IS alive and into beastiallity. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to find a twisted photo of Marilyn Monroe and Ritchie Valens alive!
 

Dakota Wood

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I pulled a hamstring today, while on a 'date' with Mr. Waterpic.

Note to self-warm up and do a few stretches before speed bagging the raisin.
 
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