The Randomly Raucous Thread... To The Overly Sensitive, Please Steer Clear !

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uncleg

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Random thought.......You know your with a genuine Canadian girl when your out camping under the stars, curled together in a down sleeping bag, and she warms up the tube of lubricant ....over a Coleman camp stove.
 

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28 days left of freedom...
....and then what?
You go back to further your education, or have an ankle bracelet installed to keep you under house arrest?
Coincidentally, in 28 days or so...roughly speaking, my stock will come home from the mountains, and the daily feelings start again.
 

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Random Uncontrollable Irresistibility...

I may end up in school FOREVER
Yeah well....there are some here that don't feel that way about your presence.
Now to this guy, that would be considered a nightmare.....you can only count the ceiling tiles in a classroom so many times, before you go crazy.
Could you Kids, please take it out back, behind the School ? LOL

Sy, I'm picturing a Rainbow, in your Future ? LMAO !
Maybe bring a Tent, as You don't want to scare the other Students ? LOL

Nothing like a Cure, for Blue Balls ?



Cheers

P.S. Yes I know, I'm seeking Counseling ! LOL
 
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... my stock will come home from the mountains, and the daily feelings start again.
Are these "feelings" something that most cattlemen experience?
 

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...and here I thought you had this going on......

You just HAD to post that didn't you?

Ok so here's something even more random......I just had the dumbest conversation with someone I've ever had in my entire life.
This couple shows up here visiting from France....now remember, I live in butt hump nowhere, I'm two weeks from everywhere....and they insisted they had booked my house on some website.
Now I've got one of those faces that it's not real hard to tell when I'm unimpressed....and they insisted that I was to hand over the keys, like I lock my door anyways...to them ,so they could move in for three days.
The dude, or husband even tried to give me attitude...which didn't go over well...after 5 minutes of being the polite Canadian, they managed to turn me into a total asshole, which as some of you have guessed I'm pretty good at when someone tries to evict me from my own home.
I'm still scratching my head trying to figure out what the hell they really wanted.

Unbelievable.
 

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Ok so here's something even more random......I just had the dumbest conversation with someone I've ever had in my entire life.
This couple shows up here visiting from France....now remember, I live in butt hump nowhere, I'm two weeks from everywhere....and they insisted they had booked my house on some website.
Now I've got one of those faces that it's not real hard to tell when I'm unimpressed....and they insisted that I was to hand over the keys, like I lock my door anyways...to them ,so they could move in for three days.
The dude, or husband even tried to give me attitude...which didn't go over well...after 5 minutes of being the polite Canadian, they managed to turn me into a total asshole, which as some of you have guessed I'm pretty good at when someone tries to evict me from my own home.
I'm still scratching my head trying to figure out what the hell they really wanted.

Unbelievable.
It's possible that they are victims of a rental scam. There have been reports of scammers posting ads to rent out properties that belong to others via various web sites, doing all the transactions online and often "renting" out the properties to numerous unsuspecting victims. Be prepared for the possibility of more victims to show up at your door expecting to have rented your place. If it happens again, try to find out where they found the ad for the rental and maybe a call to your local LE to report the scam.
 

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It's possible that they are victims of a rental scam. There have been reports of scammers posting ads to rent out properties that belong to others via various web sites, doing all the transactions online and often "renting" out the properties to numerous unsuspecting victims. Be prepared for the possibility of more victims to show up at your door expecting to have rented your place. If it happens again, try to find out where they found the ad for the rental and maybe a call to your local LE to report the scam.
Could be.....it was very odd.
The weird thing was, how did they even find my location to begin with?
It also struck me as strange how aggressive they were, first it was her, then the husband/boyfriend gave me attitude.
Until I stepped up to him, looked down at him, and informed him he was standing on my property, and I wasn't happy about it.
I honestly thought they were just lost and trying to scam a free vacation rental, after seeing all my buildings...but you could be right...although they showed me a rental, which they had booked a month from now, in a location over an hour away....the iPhone was in French, and there's no signal here.
There was also a huge language barrier to help matters only get worse....their English was limited, and my way of talking is hard for most Canadians to understand.
 

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You left ou the most importat part. Was she hot?

If so, maybe a short-term agreement coud have been worked out.

After all, they were French, so anything was possible.
 

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You left ou the most importat part. Was she hot?

If so, maybe a short-term agreement coud have been worked out.

After all, they were French, so anything was possible.
The thought crossed my mind....but they'd already had done a good job of pissing me off by then.
The entire thing just felt very weird....just my location alone is enough to trigger your spider senses.
 

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Welcome back, ddcanz :)
 
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