The problem with PERB is...

[BS Detector]

Regarding:

You know I getting real tired of your sactimonious posts

I remember reading this somewhere:

Like I give a rats ass what you think.

 

[BS Detector]

BTW, Just saw the lady in question here in my post this afternoon, it turns
out she asked not to be reviewed so out of respect for her wishes
I have to dissapoint everyone.......sorry gang!

Hey buddy...Don't apologize for being a decent guy and showing some respect and consideration for another !!!

 

[Quarter Mile'r]

Thanks man I appreciate your thoughts, just my way of doing my part
as best I can in helping Perb to be a fun place and show respect for
the ladies I meet.
Damn I wanted to review her, well worth sharing!


...........QM'r

 

[American Male]

Sorry I haven't gotten back to this thread before now. I'm a grad student. Had a seminar paper due today. 'Nuff said.

I am glad to see that most of you agree that Perb has needed a little zesty fun added back into the mix as of recent.

QM, thanks for all the great comments and the PMs. I am going to look that SP up that you mentioned and let her show me a good time. YAHOO!! I do love having sex with beautiful, young women.

Tiffany, thanks for being such a class act and for being part of the old Perbland family. I'll have to introduce you to the "Little American" sometime soon. He likes to stand up and salute beautiful women like you.

Due to the aforementioned seminar paper, I was not able to exercise my God-given right to poon this weekend. I am planning on a mid-week escapade with a gorgeous, young SP that I have been talking to on the phone recently. (Hey, baby girl). I am confident we will both be having a very good time.

Happy pooning, y'all!

 

[Slowrider]

But if we're not anonymous male posters, then we could lose our jobs.
No jobs, no income, then how are we going to afford these $200 / hour fees?

 

[rubintugger]

4Who gives a rat's ass if she has a stretch mark or two. As far as I'm concerned THAT'S life and THAT's reality. And to those guys...

***PEOPLE GET STRETCH MARKS AND SCARS***
THAT'S REALITY. GET USED TO IT.

Yes they do. And some men like the "lived in look". Even prefer it to tight young nubile bodies.

The problem is when someone describes a lady as "having a body a 20yr old would love to have" or describes her breasts as "perky". These statements are very descriptive, and leave no room for mis-interpretation.

Then you book the lady, pay your money, and Voila, you find a different picture than what you were expecting. Not that she isn't beautiful in her own way, or has skills that are beyond reproach. But we are a visual and tactile species, and when your companion falls far short of your expectations, it is very difficult to have a great session, regardless of skill, personality, etc.

Had the reviewer not said those things about the lady, and had described her skills and personality, and said that he liked her body type better than a hard bodied teenager, or some other complementary description, then the expectations on the physical attributes would be appropriate for what she has to offer. And the session wouldn't start off with a let down.

We all have different opinions about tight, perky, slim, etc. The more honest we are, the better it is for everyone. Shilling just hurts everyone. Especially the ladies.

My 2 cents worth...

Rubin

 

[Tater54]

I was in the penalty box for "no reason" according to the Mods while this thread was unfolding. I just want to thank American Male for pointing out that the hobby is FUN, FUN, FUN and that El Tigre has given me a new and potentially useful motivational tool. Thanks guys!!!! Now back to some FUN, FUN, FUN.

I agree completely, DeMarco my friend. I, too, was put on ice for a few days with no reason given. Oh well, hazards of the game here, right? Now, back to other, more FUN games!

 

[BS Detector]

when your companion falls far short of your expectations, it is very difficult to have a great session, regardless of skill, personality, etc.

I agree to a certain extent Rubin but I see reviews here where guys seem to get SOOOOO picky that it's really belittling and it must make the ladies feel like crap sometimes.

Had the reviewer not said those things about the lady, and had described her skills and personality, and said that he liked her body type better than a hard bodied teenager, or some other complementary description, then the expectations on the physical attributes would be appropriate for what she has to offer. And the session wouldn't start off with a let down.

We all have different opinions about tight, perky, slim, etc. The more honest we are, the better it is for everyone. Shilling just hurts everyone. Especially the ladies.

My 2 cents worth...

Rubin

Again, I agree but I just wish it could be done in a more respectful manner sometimes. It keeps gettng mentioned that because we pay we can review but paying does not give anyone the right to abuse or berate anyone. That's really all I'm ever trying to say but some guys feel that because they pay, it gives them the right to step all over a lady until she feels two inches high and somehow $200 or whatever amount of money is supposed to replace her dignity that someone is trying to take away.

 

[taiga]

DeMarco

I was in the penalty box for "no reason" according to the Mods

I thought DeMarco, tater54, tropical1, Missjones, etc were sent to the penalty box for not moving on from the Tiffany / Sunset fight even after the mods closed those threads. In fact, your Miss Jones is even on that other board, constantly slugging away.

 

[Ilovethemall]

we do get to be descriptive

Look - if someone says she has perky breasts and the things are whacking her in the knees - we have the right to call bullshit on the ad. Period - be accurate in your description and you won't get hacked on in the review.

 

[blowfish]

They're back.

DeMarco
Quote:
I was in the penalty box for "no reason" according to the Mods

I thought DeMarco, tater54, tropical1, Missjones, etc were sent to the penalty box for not moving on from the Tiffany / Sunset fight even after the mods closed those threads. In fact, your Miss Jones is even on that other board, constantly slugging away.

Since those pacifists have been back, they haven't stopped fighting.

 

[Tater54]

It will do you no good

Hey Tater, welcome back from Siberia-cyber-banishment. However, I'm still tempted to have your pic posted at the border crossings!!!! Have a good one!

Hehe...did I tell you I am a master of disguise?