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sybian

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O.K. you bunch of Perberts....I once saw a Comedian that said..."If I'm standing at the Pearly Gates, and they go into my Google history, I'm going to burn for sure."
Be honest now, and give us a look at your list. You know the stuff you type in and later go..What the hell was I thinking ? Or the things you clearly remember, because it may have been more than your ready for ,or you just couldn't help being a little curious.. I'll start this shitshow.

Blonde DD's covered in oil.
So Hairy It's Scary ,Redheads.."Won't do that again"
Cami Parker solo scenes......"Sorry gorgeous I couldn't resist"
Sex with a Barbie Doll blonde..."Not what I was expecting at all"
Squirters Vancouver
Machine sex...Sybian Sex Machine
You know your a Redneck when..."That hit a little close to home"
The dangers of cooking bacon naked
"Followed by" How to heal superficial burns from hot oil.
Leolist ,Blonde, DD ,Toyshows
Vancouver ,Surrey Enhanced DDD's Pornstar Body
Porn, and the deathgrip desensitization factor on your penis
What the hell does DNR mean?
..And of course...
Russian massage , Vancouver C.O.B.
 
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O.K. you bunch of Perberts....I once saw a Comedian that said..."If I'm standing at the Pearly Gates, and they go into my Google history, I'm going to burn for sure."
Be honest now, and give us a look at your list. You know the stuff you type in and later go..What the hell was I thinking ? Or the things you clearly remember, because it may have been more than your ready for ,or you just couldn't help being a little curious.. I'll start this shitshow.

Blonde DD's covered in oil.
So Hairy It's Scary ,Redheads.."Won't do that again"
Cami Parker solo scenes......"Sorry gorgeous I couldn't resist"
Sex with a Barbie Doll blonde..."Not what I was expecting at all"
Squirters Vancouver
Machine sex...Sybian Sex Machine
You know your a Redneck when..."That hit a little close to home"
The dangers of cooking bacon naked
"Followed by" How to heal superficial burns from hot oil.
Leolist ,Blonde, DD ,Toyshows
Vancouver ,Surrey Enhanced DDD's Pornstar Body
Porn, and the deathgrip desensitization factor on your penis
What the hell does DNR mean?
..And of course...
Russian massage , Vancouver C.O.B.
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From your list, it sounds like you're well suited to being a perb member. :nod:
 
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LADY-VIA

midget porn.. the only porn I have ever really googled and watched. I was curious about size poportions and all that...... Theres some pretty big hammers on some little men out there.
 
Lo-ki

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Check your closet..:)
I don't google I

 
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sybian

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It's in my nature to be very curious about everything .....So I just Googled it.....In my defense after seeing those little dudes and their unproportioned ,anatomically massive.."Hammers"

I'm 6 foot ,190 pounds of bronc riding , steer wrestling, pure square jawed Cowboy....And I'm gonna go with ,in my own defence.....It's cold outside , and I'm suffering from shrinkage at the moment.
I don't wanna talk about it.
 
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sybian

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I've noticed that the view on this thread is looking pretty attractive around here....I geuss other than a few....most men don't google..
 
Claire Monet

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LADY-VIA said:
and your ?
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At the moment my phone history is quite tame:

- Dim Sum
- Burnaby taxi
- Bowling Vancouver
- Cafe Medina
- Some random dude who gave me his full name
- 13 tablespoons is converted to cups
- what a pack of woodpeckers is called (a descent.... but it would be better if it was a "pack of peckers")
- Chinese New Year lucky money
- Rodney's Oyster Bar
- missing calls iPhone 4 (yes, I'm way behind the times)

Now you play :)
 
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LADY-VIA

Claire Monet said:
At the moment my phone history is quite tame:

- Dim Sum
- Burnaby taxi
- Bowling Vancouver
- Cafe Medina
- Some random dude who gave me his full name
- 13 tablespoons is converted to cups
- what a pack of woodpeckers is called (a descent.... but it would be better if it was a "pack of peckers")
- Chinese New Year lucky money
- Rodney's Oyster Bar
- missing calls iPhone 4 (yes, I'm way behind the times)

Now you play :)
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today

london drugs ( google maped the closest one )
kijiji (looking for a new baby )
twitter (shooting the shit )
emails (obvious)
perb (hanging out )
the baby cow board ( same as above )
cosco ( tried to price check an item and see if it was in stock )
my domain log in ( obvious)
my website ( checking out some suff )
photobucket ( obvious )
and i google maped to located the store I dropped my boots off to be ( fixed.. dont rember what it was called and wanted to see how late they were open till. god bless google map !!!
tisol ( to see when they close.. )
air bnb ( obvious )
cirque du soleil ( double checking dates)
penticton hotels ( planning a trip )
solar movies ( checking to see new shows and when the bates hotel is starting again )

no porn today :)
 
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Man Mountain

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future canadian said:
did Vancouver have a downtown bowling alley like 10 years ago? and an old movie theatre (maybe on robson west of the Vancouver Art Museum)? damn, I could google that ;)
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Commodore Lanes is still on Granville.

I can't remember a movie theatre on Robson but I do remember one in that area that I believe was on Georgia. It's where I saw 2001 for the first time as a young filmgoer. If I'm not mistaken, I think that might've been the same theatre that set some kind of record for showing The Gods Must Be Crazy for the most consecutive weeks.

Edit: A quick google search and I was able to find the name of that theatre: The Fine Arts.
 
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Mostly in the Greater Vancouver area...
I don't think mine is particularly incriminating (or that illuminating)...
Gluten free apple crumble
Choice Supermarket
Emily Carr Jobs (too late, closed yesterday)
John Locke
Hayek
Keynes
Canadian Conservative Party logo
BC Liberal Party logo
Liberal Party logo
How long does it take to get Canadian citizenship
 
Cami Parker

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I feel so flattered to have made your Google list! WAAAAY better than seeing you're one if the most searched words on PERB (but that's still nice too) lol
I could do double duty for you and not only be your Cami Parker, but your blonde DD's covered in oil too....
Oooooo Baby... We're going to have a fine time together :thumb:
 
Cami Parker

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That's because their torso's are normal sized with tiny little arms and legs... That's why they're called tripods.. Their normal sized penis is as long as one of their little legs... I think I watch too much TLC lol
LADY-VIA said:
midget porn.. the only porn I have ever really googled and watched. I was curious about size poportions and all that...... Theres some pretty big hammers on some little men out there.
Click to expand...
 
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sybian

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You know Cami.....I'm afraid I may not survive the encounter.
But I never really planned on getting that old anyway.
 
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