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The Advertised Ages of SPs

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Throughout my experience pooning I've been lucky to spend time with some very lovely ages of all shapes, sizes and backgrounds and even though I may not have clicked with all of them, I've never gotten bad service. I've never been cheated or deceived, or at least have never felt that way. However, one thing kinda leaves me scratching my head is when women advertise themselves to be younger than they really are.

I don't really get this. The average age for women who are in their mid thirties is 29, ocassionally 27 and those in their 40s may say their 38 or something like that, a lie that is plausable, yet still a lie. I understand why they do it; probably becuase they feel that it will drive away potential clentelle who want to be with that hot 20 or 30 something. Maybe it's because they are feeling their own insecurities about aging, I don't know. I just think that doing so is a bunch of bull crap and here's why.

I've seen my fair share of women in and out of the hobby. About half of them were 35 and over. Now, for some reason these women seem to be quite attracted to me but believe me , the feeling is mutual. "Older" are far more confident, far more sexual and far more skilled than the average 20 something. My top sexual experience was with a 21 year old who I was seeing when I was 23 and that was a case of INSANE chemistry. The remaining 4 spots in my top 5 are all women 35 and over. Apart from the sexual aspect, these women get the most basic concept about men; we take care of those who take care of us. They are less self involved, the listen and are often fantastic hostesses. The SPs I've seen that are in their 30s and
40s are better at creating a more relaxed atmoshpere than their younger counterparts IMHO.

I'm not saying that the sub 30 women don't have these qualities but from what I've read it seems to be at a lower concentration. The point is that if your going to advertise and age, advertise your real one. If you say your 28 when your actually 35 but look 28, logic would dictate that would make you that much more attractive, it would to me anyway. Many of these women in the 30 plus range look better than many of the 20 somethings, both in and out of the business. Ladies, if your hot, you're hot. Own the age that you. are. :)
 

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I do believe your awnser lies in the fact that, ALL women lie about their age.
and their weight ect.. Just a way of life that we as men have grown to accept..
In the end does it really matter all that much?..
not to me:rolleyes:
 

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It's perception. I don't think most ladies have any sort of issue with their real age. Being older with the matuity and confidence that comes with it - especially if you look young - is extremely sexy.

Most ladies do lie about their age because the 'lie factor' is sort of built in. If a lady says she is 31, most gentlemen are going to think she is really 39-45 (because 'everybody' lies about thier age)....therefore she advertises as being 25, and 80% of the gentlmen will assume her age correctly. If a lady honestly advertises as 42, most gentlemen are going to assume she is in her 50's. She lies and says she is 35, and most gents are going to assume her age correctly.


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I think part of it has to do with privacy as well. They don't use their real name, so it would make sense that the age would not be authentic either
 

FortunateOne

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I think part of it has to do with privacy as well. They don't use their real name, so it would make sense that the age would not be authentic either
This makes sense to me, as does Classy Angel's point. There isn't any point in a 40yr old sp advertising 40: many guys think 40 year olds look 47, but if she looks 35, she should advertise as 35. It ends up being more accurate lol. When everyone who visits her says, gee you look younger than 35, then what?

I say advertise the age you look. No one minds if you're 38 and say 34, especially if you look 29. But the ones who are 29, say 29, but look 39 are the ones who have problems lol.
 

CalgaryJenn

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I don't lie about my age. I'm 36, and if people don't want a 36 year old, they can piss off and find a 19 year old, or a 40 year old. Age is a number. However, there are a lot of guys who want 30-something girls. Especially the younger guys lately.
 

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I don't lie about my age. I'm 36, and if people don't want a 36 year old, they can piss off and find a 19 year old, or a 40 year old. Age is a number. However, there are a lot of guys who want 30-something girls. Especially the younger guys lately.
So if someone would prefer not to have a 36 year old they should piss off? Not, "I understand and have fun with the woman of your choice", but, "Piss off"? Customer service at it's finest folks! :rolleyes:
 

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So if someone would prefer not to have a 36 year old they should piss off? Not, "I understand and have fun with the woman of your choice", but, "Piss off"? Customer service at it's finest folks! :rolleyes:
Oh whaaaa. I was joking around. Log off, grab a personality, and then log back on. Shit... Thats basicly what I was saying. If they don't want 36, they can find what they want. Lemme guess, your the guy who yells and screams at street lights when they turn red on ya. I have two words for ya. MANIC DEPESSIVE. Take something for it.
If your looking for a chick who is all prim and proper and will kiss your ass GO HERE
 

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Oh whaaaa. I was joking around. Log off, grab a personality, and then log back on. Shit... Thats basicly what I was saying. If they don't want 36, they can find what they want. Lemme guess, your the guy who yells and screams at street lights when they turn red on ya. I have two words for ya. MANIC DEPESSIVE. Take something for it.
If your looking for a chick who is all prim and proper and will kiss your ass GO HERE
And classy too :rolleyes:
 

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Yeah yeah. Where on my website or on any of my posts did I say I was classy you halfwhit. Your probably about as GQ as a pair of soiled shorts. I'm done arguing with you. I refuse to have a battle of whits with an unarmed man. Respond as you wish. ;)
Come on, that one was WAY too old! I expected more from you :rolleyes:
 

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1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10.....ahhh!
My teachers used to do that every day! I was the first kid in elementary that could count to ten in four different languages! :D
 
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I actually know some girls my age that will lie and say they are older. I assume its because they think it will give them a older clientèle. I myself do use my real age...I cant really go any younger anyways.
 

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1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10.....ahhh!
Wow.

It only takes you ten seconds to take a dump?

You must eat lots of bran.
 

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I'm glad you learned something! :D This SP age calculation should be no problem for you.
Condom User! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Didn't notice that before! Love it!
 

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through trial and disappointment i have learned to do the math when it comes to the age of the average SP.

the thing that frosts me is when they discribe themselves as tight, toned, fit..etc and then they arrive and are 20-40 lbs larger than their 10 yr old picture. ladies get serious ....age can be argued..but weight can be seen. i always thought a lady who made a living from her body would treat it with some respect...wrong again..and they lie about it too.
 

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Most ladies do lie about their age because the 'lie factor' is sort of built in. If a lady says she is 31, most gentlemen are going to think she is really 39-45 (because 'everybody' lies about thier age)....therefore she advertises as being 25, and 80% of the gentlmen will assume her age correctly. If a lady honestly advertises as 42, most gentlemen are going to assume she is in her 50's. She lies and says she is 35, and most gents are going to assume her age correctly.


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Do men really think that way or do women just think that men think that way? It's all too complicated for me :confused:
 
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