You can almost see the tinfoil hat under the hat....
Had one of those scare the shit out of me while snorkeling in the Greek Islands, I was swimming along an undersea cliff looking at all the fish below. Suddenly I noticed I was face to face with this guy sitting right beside me on a ledge, he was huge and the most ferocious looking set of teeth I’d ever seen. I freaked right out and felt like I was running on water to gtf outta there, I was 21 at the time and didn’t know divers could actually handle these things. I’d heard they clamp onto you drag you to the bottom to drown you.😱

His book is fantastic. What a life. Genius.
Going to get that printed on a T shirt and wear it next time I go to see Monica.






