The 2023 Random Thread
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So Jesus is playing golf with one of his buddies. Turns out he is a shitty golfer. Hits the ball into the rough. Finds it and says, "I think I will knock it out with a 9 iron." Buddy says, "You can't do that". Jesus replies. " Yes I can. I saw Arnold Palmer do it last week". Buddy says, " No offense, but you ain't no Arnold Palmer".
So Jesus knocks the ball out of the rough and into the lake. He then walks out on the water to look for it.
A guy walking by says " What the fuck? Who does he think he is? Jesus Christ? "
Buddy replies. "No. He is Jesus Christ. He thinks he is Arnold Palmer"
So Jesus knocks the ball out of the rough and into the lake. He then walks out on the water to look for it.
A guy walking by says " What the fuck? Who does he think he is? Jesus Christ? "
Buddy replies. "No. He is Jesus Christ. He thinks he is Arnold Palmer"
I immediately saw it was only a hole cut in the box, so that proves I'm straight. LOL
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