The 2020 Random Thread

[Mr Quim]

Another example of how OnlyFans isn't very SW friendly ! ?

https://www.vice.com/amp/en_us/arti...e-with-zero-warning?__twitter_impression=true
Mr Q.

P.S. https://www.vice.com/en_ca/article/wxeavm/making-money-on-onlyfans-is-a-lot-harder-than-you-think

 

[sybian]

I was in a grocery store today in Kamloops, and a very attractive young lady walked up to me and said...” excuse me cowboy, but masks are required to shop here”
She handed me a complimentary package with a mask in it, and walked away.
i opened the package and pulled out what appeared to be a black lace G-string, with a red heart embroidered on the small triangle......so if your on Facebook, and see a leather skinned rough neck, shopping in Save on foods, wearing ladies lingerie on his face, to avoid catching the plague.......don’t laugh to hard, because I’m pretty sure they’d been worn.
.....And yeah, I saw her later when my shopping was over, and she gave me her phone number.

 

[Cock Throppled]

I was in a grocery store today in Kamloops, and a very attractive young lady walked up to me and said...” excuse me cowboy, but masks are required to shop here”
She handed me a complimentary package with a mask in it, and walked away.
i opened the package and pulled out what appeared to be a black lace G-string, with a red heart embroidered on the small triangle......so if your on Facebook, and see a leather skinned rough neck, shopping in Save on foods, wearing ladies lingerie on his face, to avoid catching the plague.......don’t laugh to hard, because I’m pretty sure they’d been worn.
.....And yeah, I saw her later when my shopping was over, and she gave me her phone number.

Not even a very ugly woman has ever approached me to give me lingerie, let alone a very attractive one.

 

[80watts]

And back to women wearing masks on their breasts to prevent Covid from spreading....

 

[sybian]

Not even a very ugly woman has ever approached me to give me lingerie, let alone a very attractive one.

It ain’t easy being me......I couldn’t bring myself to tell her I don’t have a cell, or landline.

 

[Miss Hunter]

 

[Miss Hunter]

anyone up for a game of woke monopoly?

 

[Metaxa]

anyone up for a game of woke monopoly?

Be prepared for a full on assault by the terminally woke.

 

[sybian]

Some pencil neck, freaking moron took a crowbar to my shop door and popped It open wrecking a 300 dollar metal door......and as far as I can tell didn’t take a damn thing.
The genius didn’t even try the door, and assumed it was locked, which it wasn’t.
They then closed the door, and tried to make it seem they hadn’t even been there.

I can only assume he/ they are going to try and come back later, with a truck to load it up....which I sincerely hope they attempt to do.

 

[MissingOne]

Some pencil neck, freaking moron took a crowbar to my shop door and popped It open wrecking a 300 dollar metal door......and as far as I can tell didn’t take a damn thing.
The genius didn’t even try the door, and assumed it was locked, which it wasn’t.
They then closed the door, and tried to make it seem they hadn’t even been there.

I can only assume he/ they are going to try and come back later, with a truck to load it up....which I sincerely hope they attempt to do.

How could the guy even sneak into your place? Aren't you at the end of some gawd-awful long road to nowhere? Were you away at the time?

 

[uncleg]

 

[uncleg]

Stop groaning.......you all knew I was overdue for a pic of the beast....

 

[Miss Hunter]

 

[sybian]

How could the guy even sneak into your place? Aren't you at the end of some gawd-awful long road to nowhere? Were you away at the time?

No, my shop is a quarter mile away.....and he did come back.
Lets just say, it didn’t go according to plan.....

 

[gugga_madi]

Some pencil neck, freaking moron took a crowbar to my shop door and popped It open wrecking a 300 dollar metal door......and as far as I can tell didn’t take a damn thing.
The genius didn’t even try the door, and assumed it was locked, which it wasn’t.
They then closed the door, and tried to make it seem they hadn’t even been there.

I can only assume he/ they are going to try and come back later, with a truck to load it up....which I sincerely hope they attempt to do.

Maybe its a sore boyfriend of the lady who handed you her lingerie.

 

[Real Sonny Burnett]

 

[Miss Hunter]

 

[PuntMeister]

There is lots of toilet paper available nowadays. Guess I won’t be able to trade for beer again until the next pandemic.

 

[Uncled]

There is lots of toilet paper available nowadays. Guess I won’t be able to trade for beer again until the next pandemic.

I have 96 cans of baked beans and 5 cases of mac and cheese if you are interested in making a trade.

 

[uncleg]