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Miss Hunter

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Those who have been around since we brought the Random Thread culture from BCAF to PERB will understand the point of this thread.

Sooo... Lets see how many posts we can get to this time before shit gets locked down...

Ready...set...go!!!
 
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When Elsie Dawson drills the round hole for the door ,in a birdhouse she is building......does she have dirty thoughts?

If a young lady has DD’s, is jogging without a sports bra considered a full contact sport?

When MB mod suggested I joined “Farmers Only Dating” .....Did he know for a fact I’d be going on a blind date with a few of my cousins?

Does anyone else around here look at our current North American Leaders ,and think it’s a cartoon episode come to life?
 

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Random thought.....
Why did the RCMP come to the conclusion that the Elephant Hill Wildfire of 2017...was started by a random smoker tossing a cigarette, when there where 9 eyewitnesses that saw three dudes standing around a campfire at the ignition point?
......and why was the name of that fire changed after a few weeks from the Ashcroft reservation fire....to the Elephant Hill?
 

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It's good to see The Cowboy and The Hunter still showing up on PERB occasionally. The place hasn't lapsed into utter conformity quite yet.
 

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I was yesterday years old when I learned the female brain is more symmetrical than the male brain ?
 

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I was yesterday years old when I learned the female brain is more symmetrical than the male brain ?
When a male gets a hardon...the blood supply is drawn from the brain to supply the swelling of the appendage, causing asymmetric brain formation.....so in theory, the bigger the dick ...the less intelligent he is.
 

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Just thinking about who I should see next week.... ?
I wish I had that problem....you see I am cutting hay, so I don’t want it to rain.
If it does my hay quality drops affecting my end product a year down the road...we will also have our monthly mudslide from lack of vegetation in the high country....if there are mudslides it traps us here cutting us off from everything for about half a week, not to mention it wipes out houses that people live in.
it also affects water quality in creeks for irrigation ,and contaminates wells.
Many have left their farms and ranches, and moved to the city....others stay out of sheer willpower.
They say every man has his threshold.....a point that he can No longer bear.

Bring it on....
 

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Pay more than you owe on taxes, in order to pay for Covid... Every body needs handouts even the Federal government....

Good thought today was ice-cream.... on a hot day.
 

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I was at my Richmond location earlier today and I accidentally stole Skyler's client :oops:

I was on a civvie life Zoom meeting, time flew by then the doorbell rang so I rushed to the door. I was in such a hurry I forgot she was expecting a client around the same time as me. Thankfully we realized a few minutes into the session that I wasn't the right lady. Probably not a good thing to arrive to a GFE appointment and instead wind up in a session with me ??
 
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Check your closet..:)
I was at my Richmond location earlier today and I accidentally stole Skyler's client :oops:

I was on a civvie life Zoom meeting, time flew by then the doorbell rang so I rushed to the door. I was in such a hurry I forgot she was expecting a client around the same time as me. Thankfully we realized a few minutes into the session that I wasn't the right lady. Probably not a good thing to arrive to a GFE appointment and instead wind up in a session with me ??
WAY to funny.....LOL
 

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My tractor has been leaking hydraulic fluid for awhile in a splitter control......it got bad enough for me to address it today.
I figured it would be a half hour job at most.
It turns out all 30 or more fittings installed where just hand tightened from factory, as there is no way they could loosen up on their own due to entrapment, or vibration.

Must have been a Friday at John Deere.
 

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80watts

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Ms Hunter was it your reactions or his eyes when he saw the whip....

So to change the subject: Buttertarts....mmmm they just melt in your mouth.....

And then back to Ms Hunter's wonderfull gigantic enormous breasts.....

And that is a delimma.......
 

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Now you're bragging. I'm running NH.
I run NH behind my JD......Green drags red around my outfit.
i painted a flame job on my New Holland bailer because the Deere runs it so fast it’ll start smoking.

Called out to a small grass fire today along the Highway.....What dumbass in this day and age tosses a cigarette into 3 foot tall grass and keeps driving? These people around here have enough fire to last two lifetimes.
We put it out just before a huge windstorm kicked up....I think it’s time to hang up my axe, and let someone else deal with fucktards starting fires.
 
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