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~*~ "THAT'S NOT HER PHOTO!!!" Now what?? ~*~

What do you do in the face of false advertising?

  • Stay

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Go

    Votes: 8 44.4%
  • It depends on the situation...

    Votes: 10 55.6%

  • Total voters
    18

Cami Parker

Beautiful Blonde Dream Girl
Mar 7, 2013
2,105
59
63
Vancouver, BC
www.camiparker.ca
SoOo... you've decided to try out a brand spankin new SP! (Or at least brand new to you... SO EXCITING!) maybe you've done your due diligence and read all her reviews, perused her website for ads for hours... And maybe you haven't. No fault of your own, sometimes life gets busy. I used YELP but I don't read reviews for every single new restaurant I try... Just the super exciting ones. Doesn't matter either way.
So you set up the date and anxiously await it's arrival time in anticipation of a brand new super sexy fling. I've always been jealous that you guys get to have that experience... There's probably nothing more exciting and they do say that anticipation is the purest form of pleasure...
So you finally arrive at her building, press the buzzer, walk through the liby and endure the torturously long elevator ride that must feel 100 years long! As you approach her suite the door opens and you step inside...
And it's not her. Not the girl from the photos at all. Maybe she's entirely unattractive.... Maybe she's not unattractive, but not your type and not what you were expecting by any means... Maybe she has an entirely different body type than advertised... Maybe she was trying to be deceptive and trick you... Maybe she wasn't. For whatever reason, it's not what you expected and you're not into it.
So what happens now?
I'm so curious because I have heard from clients that a lot of ladies use photos that aren't their own (known fact, right?) and I have always wondered how that works out for them, and what happens when the clients realize it's not them. I think about it as if you went to a restaurant that said Gotham on the outside but when you got in the door it was actually McDonnalds. You wouldn't stay and eat, you would leave right? After all, false advertising is unfair to consumers.
But then I have a lot of clients that have told me they stayed anyways, paid the lady, and had a bad time... As expected. I've never wanted to take the time during a date to fully analyze this topic but I am totally curious. And you guys know I totally abuse my privilege of picking your brains. So now I want to know...
If you arrived at a ladies door and she wasn't what you expected, do you stay or go? Or does it depend on the situation? And if you stay... Why? Aren't you angry that she tried to scam you? You can't be worried about it possibly being impolite after that? Do you just figure you're already there (but there are so many SP's!!) and can't be bothered to make another appointment? And if you turn around and leave, like I would, what's the thought process behind that? Is it ever hard? And if you experienced something like this would you share with other consumers right away? Customer protection, better business bureau etc lol?
I would also love to hear from anyone has been in this situation in reality, not just in theory...
As always, thanks in advance my fascinating friends!
 

Lets Review

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Here's an answer that probably won't help: Depends on each monger's expectation.

If someone is advertising as, say, an internationally known reality TV star and turned out not to be, it wouldn't matter if she was gorgeous anyway. My expectation was for Cami Parker, not some gal that kinda sorta looks like her. I'd leave. Angry.
If I went to an Asian micro and the 21 year old in the picture answered the door I'd die of shock, so the pictures are moot in that circumstance. I'm getting laid here.
In between those extremes, I understand ladies using "lookalike" pictures for privacy concerns - as long as they're very close. Not a problem.
For the true bait and switch or the pics from 1996, I've been fortunate. My spidey senses and research have kept me out of that, but it's a guaranteed walk out with spicy language.

I think a lot of it has to do with price point too. If dropping $300 - 500 I like to know what to expect, for $200 or less, I kinda already know.
 

Vitargo

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Feb 13, 2014
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vancouver
new ad by infamous king ed and knight agency. At least this time theydidnt say 100% real pics. I would like to know what pooners do when they go for this pic and to there surprise:roll eyes: its not the girl in the pic. If they at least blurred the face they they could get away with it if the girls has a similar body. but really a girl like this pic would not be doing hourly appointments or even be an escort

name is maya
http://www.leolist.cc/personals/fem...vancouver/vancouver_seductive_brunette-721789
I would pay Cami-rate just to DATY the girl in the pic
 

westwoody

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Jun 10, 2004
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Westwood
Most backpage ads in Winnipeg use fake/stolen pics. There is a sticky in the Winnipeg section for posting false advertisers.

Using fake pics says something about the SP's integrity. If the person at the door is not the person in the pics I leave, period.
 

PierreCoeur

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May 26, 2013
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Most men think with their penises the first few encounters with fake advertisers. Later they understand how stupid they were and turn around at the door. Unless of course the SP looks like or looks better than the original pics.
 

Crumb

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good reviews, decent pics albeit face covered with good lighting and angles, I figured, how bad can it be? so I booked.
I got there, and yeah, not entirely what I expected (I don't think I would have had the confidence just to turn around and walk away anyway)... and almost immediately upon entering her incall, she 'attacked' (in a good way) me. and junior responded in a good way. needless to say, I stayed... and enjoyed my time with her, and would repeat in a heartbeat, I just don't live nearby.
which brings me around to your other thread attitude, service or looks.... this encounter is the reason why looks is last on my list. she was awesome, and the service was outstanding imho. in my experience, one can have a good time even if the exterior doesn't match your 'preferred' parameters.
 

sybian

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Dec 23, 2014
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I drive sometimes 5 to 6 hours...So after the introductions on the phone, and when the timing is right I'll ask if she "is in fact the girl in the photo?"..I usually get the impatient sigh and some attitude. When I explain that I'm driving from a very northern climate , from very far away, that shows commitment on my part .I'd appreciate a commitment on her part to verify the accuracy of her posted and advertised pictures, that she represents as herself.
If it's not her after spending a 100 dollars in diesel, and hours of my time ,I will walk.....Unless she is in fact really hot anyways......A man is always allowed to change his own moral standards ,if a lady has misrepresented herself, and is still a hottie.
 
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Larry Storch

I used to stay regardless. Now I clarify by text or email as to the accuracy of the photos. Sometimes the lady is understanding and sometimes not. If they say the pictures are "representative" of their appearance, I ask if they mind if I pay with money that is "representative" of Canadian currency. Usually they ask what I mean. Some people really don't like to play Monopoly.
 

Lo-ki

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Check your closet..:)
"Some people really don't like to play Monopoly."

Or shop at Canadian Tire..:)
 

sybian

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Dec 23, 2014
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I fell a little bit of empathy towards that arguement, about being recognized by friends and family.
Having said that...The adds when the young lady shows her face...Gets my undivided attention.
 

Cami Parker

Beautiful Blonde Dream Girl
Mar 7, 2013
2,105
59
63
Vancouver, BC
www.camiparker.ca
I like that.. Thanks for being so candid.
PS we could FaceTime... I promise it's me!! Lol


Here's an answer that probably won't help: Depends on each monger's expectation.

If someone is advertising as, say, an internationally known reality TV star and turned out not to be, it wouldn't matter if she was gorgeous anyway. My expectation was for Cami Parker, not some gal that kinda sorta looks like her. I'd leave. Angry.
If I went to an Asian micro and the 21 year old in the picture answered the door I'd die of shock, so the pictures are moot in that circumstance. I'm getting laid here.
In between those extremes, I understand ladies using "lookalike" pictures for privacy concerns - as long as they're very close. Not a problem.
For the true bait and switch or the pics from 1996, I've been fortunate. My spidey senses and research have kept me out of that, but it's a guaranteed walk out with spicy language.

I think a lot of it has to do with price point too. If dropping $300 - 500 I like to know what to expect, for $200 or less, I kinda already know.
 

Cami Parker

Beautiful Blonde Dream Girl
Mar 7, 2013
2,105
59
63
Vancouver, BC
www.camiparker.ca
A girl like this wouldn't be an escort? Lol what does that even mean?shes very pretty, but I'm a 3 time centrefold with 2 internationally syndicated television shows, countless appearance on Howard stern n I look much nicer than her... So do a lot of my gfs...
That's just a silly (and kind of rude) misconception.

new ad by infamous king ed and knight agency. At least this time theydidnt say 100% real pics. I would like to know what pooners do when they go for this pic and to there surprise:roll eyes: its not the girl in the pic. If they at least blurred the face they they could get away with it if the girls has a similar body. but really a girl like this pic would not be doing hourly appointments or even be an escort

name is maya
http://www.leolist.cc/personals/fem...vancouver/vancouver_seductive_brunette-721789
I would pay Cami-rate just to DATY the girl in the pic
 

Cami Parker

Beautiful Blonde Dream Girl
Mar 7, 2013
2,105
59
63
Vancouver, BC
www.camiparker.ca
Agree.... If there were male SP's that ladies could hire (omg plz!!! I wish!!!) looks would be a factor, but definitely last on the list.

good reviews, decent pics albeit face covered with good lighting and angles, I figured, how bad can it be? so I booked.
I got there, and yeah, not entirely what I expected (I don't think I would have had the confidence just to turn around and walk away anyway)... and almost immediately upon entering her incall, she 'attacked' (in a good way) me. and junior responded in a good way. needless to say, I stayed... and enjoyed my time with her, and would repeat in a heartbeat, I just don't live nearby.
which brings me around to your other thread attitude, service or looks.... this encounter is the reason why looks is last on my list. she was awesome, and the service was outstanding imho. in my experience, one can have a good time even if the exterior doesn't match your 'preferred' parameters.
 

Cami Parker

Beautiful Blonde Dream Girl
Mar 7, 2013
2,105
59
63
Vancouver, BC
www.camiparker.ca
I agree with your second point... First argument no. No empathy from me. I believe in standing g strong behind your convictions and letting everyone in your life know exactly who you are and what you believe in. I wouldn't even want anyone in my life that didn't accept me for my authentic self anyways. My gfs always say I'm lucky that my parents are so supportive, and I am, but you'll never know if you don't tell them. One of my favorite quotes is an old Chinese proverb.., translated it basically says "if you want no one to know it, then you shouldn't do it"
It's always been my personal life philosophy, no offence to ladies who don't prefer this method, of course.

I fell a little bit of empathy towards that arguement, about being recognized by friends and family.
Having said that...The adds when the young lady shows her face...Gets my undivided attention.
 

Vitargo

Member
Feb 13, 2014
674
2
18
vancouver
A girl like this wouldn't be an escort? Lol what does that even mean?shes very pretty, but I'm a 3 time centrefold with 2 internationally syndicated television shows, countless appearance on Howard stern n I look much nicer than her... So do a lot of my gfs...
That's just a silly (and kind of rude) misconception.
Not to be rude but I don't need to her about your resume. Your right maybe there are some girls like this that escort, I'd sure like to meet one. Most prob professionally model, or have sugar daddies though.
 

Cami Parker

Beautiful Blonde Dream Girl
Mar 7, 2013
2,105
59
63
Vancouver, BC
www.camiparker.ca
A lot of escorts are professional working models. I am. And any girl with a Sugar Daddy that thinks she's any different than any SP (and there are plenty!) is kidding herself. I wasn't aware you didn't need to hear my resume. It just REALLY seemed like you did since you're so grossly misinformed. My mistake, I was only trying to help you and open your eyes to the world outside of your personal experience with SP's. If you'd like to meet a "girl like that" or better, you're more than welcome to email me, or I can give you a list of my girlfriends that are particularly lovely. Just let me know! XO



Not to be rude but I don't need to her about your resume. Your right maybe there are some girls like this that escort, I'd sure like to meet one. Most prob professionally model, or have sugar daddies though.
 

Vitargo

Member
Feb 13, 2014
674
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18
vancouver
A lot of escorts are professional working models. I am. And any girl with a Sugar Daddy that thinks she's any different than any SP (and there are plenty!) is kidding herself. I wasn't aware you didn't need to hear my resume. It just REALLY seemed like you did since you're so grossly misinformed. My mistake, I was only trying to help you and open your eyes to the world outside of your personal experience with SP's. If you'd like to meet a "girl like that" or better, you're more than welcome to email me, or I can give you a list of my girlfriends that are particularly lovely. Just let me know! XO
ah yes well I'm definitely living in the wrong world. As creepy as I could make it sound " I already know your resume,you've been a centerfold and sometimes without you knowing it I watch through your window(screen) and watch you play with yourself." Yes having a sugar daddy is basically the same thing just different term. I've only partook in the vancouver sp scene all almost of ladies of seen were very pretty and some have also modelled in the past. Trouble is finding more girls "like that" in Vancouver I just may have to email you in the future.
 

Cami Parker

Beautiful Blonde Dream Girl
Mar 7, 2013
2,105
59
63
Vancouver, BC
www.camiparker.ca
I would love that...
But you aren't really 11 stories tall are you?? :pound:


ah yes well I'm definitely living in the wrong world. As creepy as I could make it sound " I already know your resume,you've been a centerfold and sometimes without you knowing it I watch through your window(screen) and watch you play with yourself." Yes having a sugar daddy is basically the same thing just different term. I've only partook in the vancouver sp scene all almost of ladies of seen were very pretty and some have also modelled in the past. Trouble is finding more girls "like that" in Vancouver I just may have to email you in the future.
 
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