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QWQSunflower

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I wanna try Swan Lake but i wanna gain few insight on what to expect before i book an appointment.
Does FS service have massage at the start and then sex or it's just sex from the start How does it go?
Which Lady is best according to your preference?
How much is room charge and your tip?
How do you book an appointment?
 

HunkyBill

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I wanna try Swan Lake but i wanna gain few insight on what to expect before i book an appointment.
Does FS service have massage at the start and then sex or it's just sex from the start How does it go?
Which Lady is best according to your preference?
How much is room charge and your tip?
How do you book an appointment?
I'm still waiting to hear back if there's just a massage table there but no bed. I'm getting to old to fuck on a table. Lol.
 
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booblover

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stop asking questions that every review of the place talks about. If you are interested in going spend a few minutes ready the 1000's of reviews. It tells you which ladies do what and how they look As you are reading the review it is chronological so what happens and when. Room charges are directly in their ads. Call the number and book an appointment. It is easy and straight forward and has been discussed a million times.
 
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andmac

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You don't need to book an appointment. Just walk in. Just buck yourself up... cowboy... and walk the fuck in there. :ROFLMAO: You'll be fine.

If you don't know who you want to book with anyway, this is the better way.

If you wanted to book an appointment... you would phone (not text) and talk to Boss Tina, or whomever is answering the phone, and try and book a specific lady at a specific time. They will tell you if it is possible or not. But if you don't know who you want... go look at a line-up. The Madam (usually Tina) will put you in a room, and bring the available ladies... one-by-one... to the door of your room to say "hi." It goes by fast, then you make a choice. If you need suggestions... ask Tina (or whomever is being the Madam if Tina isn't there).

Moreso than any AMP in Metro Vancouver, Swan Lake has good line-ups... 5 to 10 or even 12 or more ladies. Never really less than about 5 to choose from at the absolute minimum (from what I understand.. I have been there 5 times in my life. I am "The Mansion One Guy" ... not The Swan Lake Guy). You will see something you like... particularly if you are '"down" with 30-45-ish (and some older) Chinese... and some other variety thrown in to round it out. That is not true at... basically every other AMP in the region. Lots of places have 2 girl line-ups.

The default is that there will be some amount of massage at the beginning. Some will ask if you want "hard" or "soft" massage. This is not code. The sex is coming soon enough.

Even if you don't say a word and are nervous as hell... it will transition to sex fairly quickly. This is the business. They know what they are doing, and what people are paying for.

If you don't want a massage, just tell the lady... and she will be fine with skipping it. Tons of clients do that all the time.

For rates, look at their leolist ad.... those are the rates.
https://www.leolist.cc/personals/fe...ing_time_and_flowers_are_on_their_way-5787708

HE: $100/30mins 120/45mins 150/60mins (all inclusive with room charge and tips)

FS: $150/30mins 180/45mins 220/60mins 300/90 mins (all inclusive with room charge and tips)
"HE" (Happy Ending) is a sensual massage with a hand-job at the end. You could "tip" that up to BBBJ or whatever you want... but why bother?

Almost the whole business is "FS" (Full Service), meaning a sensual massage (if you want it) followed by oral sex and vaginal sex.

It says "all inclusive with room charge and tips" but in reality you are going to have to tip to get certain kinds of services. This is an infinitely complex topic that is endlessly spelled out, reported, updated and debated in the massage section of this board every year. "Who will do what... for what tip?" Things like BBBJ, RIM, CIM, CIMSW, COF, Greek, etc. tend to require tips

Look at this year's version of the Swan Lake thread in the massage section. It should answer a lot of questions.
https://perb.cc/xenforo/threads/swan-lake-2026-1-0.399912/

To shamelessly "plug" my own contributions, I have written four long, detailed, reviews that are like stories detailing my experiences there. Want to know what it is like? Read those accounts. That is about as close as you are going to get by looking at words on the Internet.
Swan Lake - "SaSa" - https://perb.cc/xenforo/threads/sasa-or-sascha-swan-lake-garden-city-rd-richmond.389138/
Swan Lake - "LuLu" - https://perb.cc/xenforo/threads/lulu-swan-lake-garden-city-rd-richmond.389131/
Swan Lake - "Theresa" - https://perb.cc/xenforo/threads/theresa-swan-lake-garden-city-rd-richmond.390212/
Swan Lake - "Yuki" - https://perb.cc/xenforo/threads/yuki-swan-lake-garden-city-rd-richmond.401234/
 

QWQSunflower

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You don't need to book an appointment. Just walk in. Just buck yourself up... cowboy... and walk the fuck in there. :ROFLMAO: You'll be fine.

If you don't know who you want to book with anyway, this is the better way.

If you wanted to book an appointment... you would phone (not text) and talk to Boss Tina, or whomever is answering the phone, and try and book a specific lady at a specific time. They will tell you if it is possible or not. But if you don't know who you want... go look at a line-up. The Madam (usually Tina) will put you in a room, and bring the available ladies... one-by-one... to the door of your room to say "hi." It goes by fast, then you make a choice. If you need suggestions... ask Tina (or whomever is being the Madam if Tina isn't there).

Moreso than any AMP in Metro Vancouver, Swan Lake has good line-ups... 5 to 10 or even 12 or more ladies. Never really less than about 5 to choose from at the absolute minimum (from what I understand.. I have been there 5 times in my life. I am "The Mansion One Guy" ... not The Swan Lake Guy). You will see something you like... particularly if you are '"down" with 30-45-ish (and some older) Chinese... and some other variety thrown in to round it out. That is not true at... basically every other AMP in the region. Lots of places have 2 girl line-ups.

The default is that there will be some amount of massage at the beginning. Some will ask if you want "hard" or "soft" massage. This is not code. The sex is coming soon enough.

Even if you don't say a word and are nervous as hell... it will transition to sex fairly quickly. This is the business. They know what they are doing, and what people are paying for.

If you don't want a massage, just tell the lady... and she will be fine with skipping it. Tons of clients do that all the time.

For rates, look at their leolist ad.... those are the rates.
https://www.leolist.cc/personals/fe...ing_time_and_flowers_are_on_their_way-5787708



"HE" (Happy Ending) is a sensual massage with a hand-job at the end. You could "tip" that up to BBBJ or whatever you want... but why bother?

Almost the whole business is "FS" (Full Service), meaning a sensual massage (if you want it) followed by oral sex and vaginal sex.

It says "all inclusive with room charge and tips" but in reality you are going to have to tip to get certain kinds of services. This is an infinitely complex topic that is endlessly spelled out, reported, updated and debated in the massage section of this board every year. "Who will do what... for what tip?" Things like BBBJ, RIM, CIM, CIMSW, COF, Greek, etc. tend to require tips

Look at this year's version of the Swan Lake thread in the massage section. It should answer a lot of questions.
https://perb.cc/xenforo/threads/swan-lake-2026-1-0.399912/

To shamelessly "plug" my own contributions, I have written four long, detailed, reviews that are like stories detailing my experiences there. Want to know what it is like? Read those accounts. That is about as close as you are going to get by looking at words on the Internet.
Swan Lake - "SaSa" - https://perb.cc/xenforo/threads/sasa-or-sascha-swan-lake-garden-city-rd-richmond.389138/
Swan Lake - "LuLu" - https://perb.cc/xenforo/threads/lulu-swan-lake-garden-city-rd-richmond.389131/
Swan Lake - "Theresa" - https://perb.cc/xenforo/threads/theresa-swan-lake-garden-city-rd-richmond.390212/
Swan Lake - "Yuki" - https://perb.cc/xenforo/threads/yuki-swan-lake-garden-city-rd-richmond.401234/
Thanks for the help. I'll definitely check your review aswell.
 
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VinVan

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Here’s a recent summary of most of the ladies at Swan to save you a little time:



Amy
Never seen so someone else can fill this

Amber
5’2”
younger Asian, Rubenesque curvy figure, enthusiastic performers. Good English.

Barbie
Apparently younger ish busty Asian girl that is impossible to see

Camilla
Chinese ethnic minority look, very naughty, does anal.. Nicely tight.

Cici
older Asian, slim, soft boobs, not much English. A bit mechanical in her delivery

Coco
I heard she is thicc asian girl?

Crystal 5’3”
taller Asian, slim, nice tight bum, superb tongue - legendary rimmer. Good English.

Jessica - 5’1”
Petite spinner. Small chest. Demure to start but if she warms to you Super skinny, flat chested, cute face. A little more reserved than the others

Judy
Slim, short, Asian. A bit older. Small breasts. Very compliant for all requests. Good at nuru

Lily - 5’4”
Spinner with dark olive skin. Very compliant and customer pleasing. Good English.

Linda 5'2
Younger GND face and lower end for body. Service over looks type of gal.

Lulu
A sweet Beijing mommy who is more reserved than some others, skinny legs, flat bum. Soft body. Trimmed. Natural B. Good English.

Emma - 5’4”
A naughty bespecaled librarian with a full bush and C-cups. Good English.

Maggie - 5’1”
The tiny fan favorite. Good English.

May - 5’0”
Very facially attractive olive skinned petite. No English.

Maya - 5’1”
Smaller Indian lady Maya, a bit short and thick. Very very tight. Good English.

Nancy
White girl I think that offers regular amp service

Ocean - 5’3”
A tall big boobie, exotic Eurasian looking lady. Shaved. Energetic and very compliant. Good English.

Rosemary - 5’2”
Sweet looking skinny Filipina girl

Ruby
Viet I think but never seen

SaSa/Sacha - 5’0”
The rail thin 'Queen Bee' of the operation. Older but sexy. An oral specialist. Hard body. Trimmed. Man-made C. Very very tight. No English.

Sofia - 5'4
Actually one the better looking girls. Miley secretary look but service is mid.

Summer - Gone
uhhhh people love her? (help me on this one guys)

Susan - 5’2”
curvy, taller, works hard to make you happy. Cute Asian look

Theresa - 5’
Curvy passionate MILF with glasses and a wild reputation. Soft body. Trimmed to bush. Natural D or DD. Good English.
 

erickxc

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Looking for the skinniest spinner who is responsive, loud, and naughty. Would Maggie, Sasa, or Jessica be the best? option? Huge plus if they like asian cowgirl
 

Once you go black

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Here’s a recent summary of most of the ladies at Swan to save you a little time:



Amy
Never seen so someone else can fill this

Amber
5’2”
younger Asian, Rubenesque curvy figure, enthusiastic performers. Good English.

Barbie
Apparently younger ish busty Asian girl that is impossible to see

Camilla
Chinese ethnic minority look, very naughty, does anal.. Nicely tight.

Cici
older Asian, slim, soft boobs, not much English. A bit mechanical in her delivery

Coco
I heard she is thicc asian girl?

Crystal 5’3”
taller Asian, slim, nice tight bum, superb tongue - legendary rimmer. Good English.

Jessica - 5’1”
Petite spinner. Small chest. Demure to start but if she warms to you Super skinny, flat chested, cute face. A little more reserved than the others

Judy
Slim, short, Asian. A bit older. Small breasts. Very compliant for all requests. Good at nuru

Lily - 5’4”
Spinner with dark olive skin. Very compliant and customer pleasing. Good English.

Linda 5'2
Younger GND face and lower end for body. Service over looks type of gal.

Lulu
A sweet Beijing mommy who is more reserved than some others, skinny legs, flat bum. Soft body. Trimmed. Natural B. Good English.

Emma - 5’4”
A naughty bespecaled librarian with a full bush and C-cups. Good English.

Maggie - 5’1”
The tiny fan favorite. Good English.

May - 5’0”
Very facially attractive olive skinned petite. No English.

Maya - 5’1”
Smaller Indian lady Maya, a bit short and thick. Very very tight. Good English.

Nancy
White girl I think that offers regular amp service

Ocean - 5’3”
A tall big boobie, exotic Eurasian looking lady. Shaved. Energetic and very compliant. Good English.

Rosemary - 5’2”
Sweet looking skinny Filipina girl

Ruby
Viet I think but never seen

SaSa/Sacha - 5’0”
The rail thin 'Queen Bee' of the operation. Older but sexy. An oral specialist. Hard body. Trimmed. Man-made C. Very very tight. No English.

Sofia - 5'4
Actually one the better looking girls. Miley secretary look but service is mid.

Summer - Gone
uhhhh people love her? (help me on this one guys)

Susan - 5’2”
curvy, taller, works hard to make you happy. Cute Asian look

Theresa - 5’
Curvy passionate MILF with glasses and a wild reputation. Soft body. Trimmed to bush. Natural D or DD. Good English.
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