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uncleg

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Perhaps getting reamed out at both ends whilst wearing black shoes sans sox would pretty much achieve the result you seek. Then again, perhaps not. But, at least you will have tried and that can't be weird and wrong. Normally, I would expect you to say right. Oh fuck, I'm tired.....I'm speaking gibberish. I need OUT of this place....7 days to go.

7 more days .....then off to that sweet little pub you got there..........give that cute waitress a grope for me.
 

jdtipper

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Oh don't worry Ms Jolie,
HB can easily accommodate something that size.
Ol Eddie packs about the same size cannon, so HBs become familiar with things that size :)

Have fun,
 

HB40

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Oh don't worry Ms Jolie,
HB can easily accommodate something that size.
Ol Eddie packs about the same size cannon, so HBs become familiar with things that size :)

Have fun,
Poor JD, I can understand your bitterness for not making the cut for age requirements, but it's not my fault you come up short on size requirements too, maybe we should nickname you Peanut, you're definitely nutty. :rolleyes: :p
 

uncleg

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Oh don't worry Ms Jolie,
HB can easily accommodate something that size.
Ol Eddie packs about the same size cannon, so HBs become familiar with things that size :)

Have fun,
And you know that, how ?????????????
 

edmontonsubbie

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Sorry for the delay airport wasn't the ideal place to take a picture:rolleyes:
That thing looks like some sort of alien vacuum cleaner attachment. I'm going to have a variety of imagery haunting me for the next 8 hours I fear.

And you know that, how ?????????????
Well, Peanut and I were doing each other's hair in the Merl bathroom when the inevitable topic came up. You know how it is. However, my massively miniscule member could hardly compete with the alien vacuum hose.
 

uncleg

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Well, Peanut and I were doing each other's hair in the Merl bathroom when the inevitable topic came up. You know how it is. However, my massively miniscule member could hardly compete with the alien vacuum hose.


....and how many MERL meetings does one have to attend before being invited to have one's hair done in the bathroom........?
 

jdtipper

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Well it took about 3.
After the second, Eddie will let you help him shake it when he's done...and he does need help shaking it...Miss X is in for a treat.
On the third visit to the boys room, we will break out the brushes,
But the fourth...oh my....its MANSCAPING TIME!!
 

Dark_Knight

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Well it took about 3.
After the second, Eddie will let you help him shake it when he's done...and he does need help shaking it...Miss X is in for a treat.
On the third visit to the boys room, we will break out the brushes,
But the fourth...oh my....its MANSCAPING TIME!!
I think I will be skipping merl then..... No need do share in any of those things...
 

edmontonsubbie

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Well it took about 3.
After the second, Eddie will let you help him shake it when he's done...and he does need help shaking it...Miss X is in for a treat.
On the third visit to the boys room, we will break out the brushes,
But the fourth...oh my....its MANSCAPING TIME!!
Sigh...way to go jd....now Miss X will be expecting something I can't deliver. Thanks a lot. The reason I asked for help shaking it was just because I couldn't find it.

Not all of us participate in 'those' activities.
OMG....I didn't realize you were feeling left out Jim. If it wasn't for your 32" wide walker trying to get through that 30" doorframe. We'll have to find a pub more conducive to your needs Jim. Yanno, with ramps and lifts and wide door frames and all that good stuff. I am back by noon next Tuesday so I can help you spend your pension cheque again. Fuck, I can't wait.

cheers,

eddie.
 

jim

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OMG....I didn't realize you were feeling left out Jim. If it wasn't for your 32" wide walker trying to get through that 30" doorframe. We'll have to find a pub more conducive to your needs Jim. Yanno, with ramps and lifts and wide door frames and all that good stuff. I am back by noon next Tuesday so I can help you spend your pension cheque again. Fuck, I can't wait.

cheers,

eddie.
I'm fine with being left out of your and JD's bathroom antics no need for any renovations to the entry way or any need to relocate MERL to a different pub.

I'll see you on Tuesday!
 

uncleg

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I'm fine with being left out of your and JD's bathroom antics no need for any renovations to the entry way or any need to relocate MERL to a different pub.

I'll see you on Tuesday!

Aw Jim, if you're going to join a group then you gotta participate, be a full blown member...............................as it were.
 

jdtipper

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be a full blown member.......................
Whoa, easy there cowboy. I don't know what meeting you went to, but that's a little TOO far.
Eddie just needed help lifting it off the floor once. I mean you can't expect a guy to pedal home with that thing flapping in the wind.
that would just be funny :)
 

edmontonsubbie

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Whoa, easy there cowboy. I don't know what meeting you went to, but that's a little TOO far.
Eddie just needed help lifting it off the floor once. I mean you can't expect a guy to pedal home with that thing flapping in the wind.
that would just be funny :)
Hey I'm with uncleg on this one....it's important to participate in the full blow. No half measures. Besides, that thing you saw touching the floor was actually Ms. Jolies alien vacuum cleaner attachment, I simply must come clean on that. Your look of incredulity was...well....priceless. That's why I didn't tell you till now buddy. Sorry....nah, not sorry in the slightest....to disappoint.

I'll buy the cranberry juice on Tuesday if you can make it.

eddie
 

jdtipper

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Besides, that thing you saw touching the floor was actually Ms. Jolies alien vacuum cleaner attachment, I simply must come clean on that.

I'll buy the cranberry juice on Tuesday if you can make it.

eddie
You know, now that you mention it, I was wondering why there was blood running down your leg and that this thing, was leading up somewhere behind your "member".

Its so clear now :p:cool:
 

edmontonsubbie

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ugh...no kidding spermie. I gotta say jd, you kinda went over the line with that one. More visual imagery I just do NOT need but, now I have. Sigh. In any event, it's been my experience withg the competent lassies on here and elsewhere that there would never be such a situation as that. They are infinitely careful in ensuring you are....how shall we say....ready. Personally, I think it's insane some of those monster strapons...good gawd. I sort of judge it as nothing bigger than my own dick is doable. But, I have yet to run into a Domme with a pencil mounted to her harness. Such is life I suppose.

You're a good man jd....in spite of what everyone says.

eddie.
 

uncleg

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Eddie you aren't talking about one of those HB #40 pencils are you?
LOL.... its just too much fun
HB #40 pencils ...........just to much fun...............this is from personal experience ???????????:D:p
 
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