Strange Things In Your Life

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Larry Storch

I often have huge flocks of seagulls and ravens perch on the roof of my building. When something startles them, the whole flock takes off at once, swooping down and away right in front of my balcony. So for a few amazing seconds each time it happens, I'm at eye level in the middle of a flock of birds.
That is awesome!

Sometimes, when I'm feeling lonely, I cover my nude body with Vaseline and pretend I'm a snail.
This is disturbing, but I almost wet myself reading it. :pound:
 
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