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SPs: When Did You Know You Were Good at Giving Head?

huggzy

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As a lover of blow jobs this is my observation of the wonderful women who give us this incredible experience god bless them all. However I'm not sure that all women know that they are "good" at giving head (at least as much as they like to think they are), just like all guys aren't as good a lover as they might think they are too.

I love blow jobs and I will never turn one down. And I enjoy almost all blow jobs - there's a saying that there is no such thing as a bad blow job and that is almost always the case - almost!! This is how I think a girl ought to be able to determine - ie. know - if the recipients of their efforts truly think they are "good" or not:

1. The bad blow job: its rare, but there is such a thing. Sometimes its not even due to a lack of trying by a woman. Rather its because of lack of experience or poor communication skills - they simply don't know that their teeth are taking a nip out of you (and your willingness to continue!) and that what they're doing doesn't feel good. Oftentimes these girls can be hard to break the news to because you know they're trying to please you but you don't want to hurt their feelings and discourage them, and you figure that its probably been like that for them with previous boyfriends as well! You have to be really delicate when you try to coach these girls from some bad habits. Unfortunately alot of these girls think they're good but are sadly misinformed about their prowess ("oh...uh, yes dear. You were greeeeeaaat"), but god bless their souls you can't fault them because they are trying :) If guys are telling you "its me dear, not you" and don't continually seek it out from her...then its probably because she's not as good as she might hope.

2. The token "I'll give a blow job only because its expected of me" kind of girl: these girls don't like giving blow jobs but they know that in this day and age every other female at least tries to give their guy this pleasure. So they might give you an abbreviated version of one - hopefully its more than one or two minutes - but you can tell in their mind and their mannerisms that its the last thing on earth that they want to be doing and they simply can't wait to move on to doing anything else. I've actually had an SP that put her mouth on my knob for about 5 seconds once or twice, and then ask to move on to sex. I insisted on more so she did it for 5 or 10 seconds more, and then asked again. After the third time I realized that this wasn't going to go well so gave up...
These girls may know they suck at blow jobs, but some might think they're good but its only because they actually bothered to give one.

3. The "honest" blow job:

this is the oral that we all love. Some are good. Some are great. Some have excellent technique and some do it for outstanding lengths of time. They hit all the buttons and our woman is doing all she can to pleasure you. Lots of ball licking and sucking, lots of spit and hand, and they are happy to take you all in and take you all down too. They have great communication skills and talk to their partners as well as their girlfriends. These girls practice at it and many lovely ladies will even study up on it....this is what a top notch SP or a great girlfriend will do for you. Its hard work and these girls have pride in pleasing their man. The honest blow job is wonderful and we would all die if women heaven forbid stopped giving these. This is what we live for and all guys will be forever grateful to you women for giving us this gift. This is professional grade. You beautiful souls that provide this level of pleasure to us have to know that they are "good" because guys will always come back for more.

However, there is a difference between the "honest" blow job, and

4. the "This girl lives to suck cock" blow job:

The "honest" blow job is hard work for our lovely women. They will happily gift this to us and some girls may really enjoy giving themselves to us for this experience. The difference however is that for them it will have to end in a reasonable time period...it is because they don't live to suck cock like some glorious girls on this planet do.

Most guys think they know what I'm talking about but really only some of us have been lucky enough to truly experience this. That is when you get together with a woman and even before you begin you can see it in her eyes that you are about to go into another dimension. There is a change in breathing and you can tell there is a change in heart rate - this girl is turning into an animal right before your eyes. This girl needs cock more than she needs air to breath and nothing drives her more towards taking you to blow job heaven than a desire of knowing in her heart and her soul that she will give you an experience that no one else on this planet will ever be able to exceed.

Nothing will satisfy her more than knowing you will be wrecked for life if you never have her do that for you again. She NEEDS to take you to this dimension more than you LOVE going there. She will take you to satiation - and then take you over the edge to places you never thought you could ever have the endurance to get to because she hasn't reached her satiation point yet. She gets off on it - some of these girls cum while giving you head. Clocks do not exist in their world. Pain doesn't enter into their consciousness. Nothing tastes better in her world than your cock, and your cum quenches her thirst like water to a dying man lying in the middle of an African desert.

No guy can meet a new woman and possibly hope that she's like one of these girls...that would be unreasonable, deluded thinking. But for those of us lucky enough to know what I'm talking about have experienced greatness beyond our wildest dreams.

There is good. And then there is greatness! Either way we gotta love these both.

God bless you women!!! :clap2::clap2::clap2::clap2::clap2:
 

huggzy

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Bad blow job? Is there such a thing? Lol
You are a lucky man bro. Yes, there are and there is no mistaking it when you get one.

I've had one particularly bad one once...the poor girl. I'd been dating her for a few weeks and really liked her. The first time she gave me head...well, lets just say that physiologically her jaw only opened a certain width so her teeth were always getting in the way. I remember my cock was absolutely raw after that. It was like running your dick over a cheese grater. I talked it over with her a few times and tried to coach her but she just physically had a difficult time opening her mouth. She really did try.

Its one of those things - you try to coach and try to gently ask her to do certain things, but you just can't come out and say you're terrible at blow jobs. It would have crushed her. So you just tell her she's doing great but that you'd like her to just try and do a few things differently.

It really was the beginning of the end for us. I love blow jobs and just can't imagine not getting them. I didn't tell her that this was the major reason I broke up with her - I didn't have the heart!! I feel bad because I tried to work through it with her but it just wasn't going to happen.
 

Cock Throppled

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I saw this the other day and it got me going. :eek: Now I need to find someone that does that :eyebrows:


Surely I can't be the only one who thought this must be a joke.

Mechanical, too direct, no sloppiness, no apparent enjoyment and they all basically were the same except for the hand movements.

Didn't see any licking and did she ever even DT?
 
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