Do you have birthday specials for guys who buy bikes all the time ?hi im interested in buying the bike.. but not today, im thinking about buying it on december 28. are you gonna have it still?
baby
hun
sweetie
why arent you texting me back
i want it now
but i dont have money
can you let me have the bike for a quick run to the bank unless u can accept credit card over the phone?
i will trade you some weed for you bike
student discount?
what if i picked you up from work & drove you to your house.. can you give me a better deal then?
Everyone needs an education now and then !I have developed a sixth sense!! Imagine selling that bike in a city where they don't manufacture them or ship them in often. Like us on tour in a city with few providers.
That's quadruple the contacts to sift through at one time. I've had no joke up to a dozen text threads going plus emails plus phone calls, Twitter, non stop for close to an an hour, "hey baby, hey baby, your new, oh I want your ass, hot stuff, sexy" before booking one straight up, easy peasy client. " hey I'm John, I love your photos and your vibe, can I see you in an hour" BOOM FINALLY SOLD!!! I'm surprised my brain doesn't fry, but I'm used to it by now Nd really good under pressure.
Plus I understand how some guys text. They may seem like time wasters but they are just green clients unaware of contact protocol, so the "hey baby's" are niave texts, and once they meet me I take the extra time to educate them a bit more about proper contact protocol, As I'm sure they have been turned down many times not knowing why, and they really need a good talking to !! But yeah, you certainly got a slice of our world.
i think this is the best one yet! LOL (oily shower)Can you let the oil drain on me? No, hello, how are you - just will you let your bike drain all the oil on me.
Pedaling yourself is no easy feet...The bike is long gone now.
The goof who sent me forty emails has sent me three emails last week and one yesterday asking what I got for it.
I was ignoring them but the one yesterday: "Sorry to push you but I really need to know what you got for your bike. What other offers did you get?"
To be clear, he went on about being serious but never made a single offer.
Money talks, bullshit walks eh.
OOOO this one is a real good one! LOL!"But I only want to use some of the gears; how much does it cost then?" LOL, as if it costs any less because you only want to use some of the gears... hahahaha, that's funny.
Sounds easy compared to selling a used car in a Mediterranean country.I think every client in this hobby should be required to sell a bike on Craigslist before they contact a service provider
I can give you a guesstimation ... 20 years!... haven't blocked him because I am curious how many years he will go doing the same.






