Asian Fever

SP's And Communication: I See Their Point Now

Jan 10, 2005
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hi im interested in buying the bike.. but not today, im thinking about buying it on december 28. are you gonna have it still?


baby
hun
sweetie
why arent you texting me back
i want it now
but i dont have money
can you let me have the bike for a quick run to the bank unless u can accept credit card over the phone?

i will trade you some weed for you bike
student discount?
what if i picked you up from work & drove you to your house.. can you give me a better deal then?
Do you have birthday specials for guys who buy bikes all the time ?
 
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Evangeline Grace

"I've never bought a bike before, this is my first time. Do you have a special rate for first-timers?"

"Do you have a seniors discount?"

"I've never ridden a bike before, can you teach me how?"

"Oh I don't have the money on me right now. Can you give me the bike right now and I promise I will come back tomorrow with the money."
 

PierreCoeur

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May 26, 2013
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I have developed a sixth sense!! Imagine selling that bike in a city where they don't manufacture them or ship them in often. Like us on tour in a city with few providers.

That's quadruple the contacts to sift through at one time. I've had no joke up to a dozen text threads going plus emails plus phone calls, Twitter, non stop for close to an an hour, "hey baby, hey baby, your new, oh I want your ass, hot stuff, sexy" before booking one straight up, easy peasy client. " hey I'm John, I love your photos and your vibe, can I see you in an hour" BOOM FINALLY SOLD!!! I'm surprised my brain doesn't fry, but I'm used to it by now Nd really good under pressure.

Plus I understand how some guys text. They may seem like time wasters but they are just green clients unaware of contact protocol, so the "hey baby's" are niave texts, and once they meet me I take the extra time to educate them a bit more about proper contact protocol, As I'm sure they have been turned down many times not knowing why, and they really need a good talking to !! But yeah, you certainly got a slice of our world.
Everyone needs an education now and then !
 

sdw

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Jul 14, 2005
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I want to see if all of the gears work before I pay for the bike
 

VancityDivas

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How much is the bike?

I wasn't looking to spend that much
what's included with the bike and what's not?

I'll think about it and get back to you

....


That bike was great... because I am so good at riding bikes! Do you have any other bikes I can test ride??
I want to be the 1st to test ride so I can break them in, I'm very good at it.
Other's may not like the bike as much as I did but maybe because it wants to be ridden and not as forward as other bikes.
But I knew just what it takes, I have a way with Bikes! :)
The bike sure enjoyed being ridden by me

I changed my mind, I want to keep that bike longer. Can you send it back to me?

Someone else is test riding now, I can wait.. how long would it be for me to get it again?
What time approx?

Is it available now?
How much longer?

Is that bike on its way here
what's the eta

Hello
Bike?
BIKE?

It's too late for the bike now?! that's ok, I can make it breakfast, I'm a very good cook!
The bike will love it
Ask the bike, I'm sure it wants me to ride again..
I'll make the bike breakfast first

Is the bike coming for my breakfast??


[Paraphrased/shortened Actual conversation piece]
Goes to show you, sometimes the bike and the rider may be a good match but the back and forth conversation can be a bit much :rolleyes:
 
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Larry Storch

From the other side:

I dunno, the pictures of the bike seem too good to be accurate.

I know that many Japanese bikes are smaller and more streamlined, but the pictures come back as some bikes on a bike modeling site.

If the bike doesn't look like the bike in the picture when I arrive, I'll have to leave.

Why does your ad say the bike is new and you'll only have the bike it for a short time?
 

westwoody

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Jun 10, 2004
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The bike is long gone now.
The goof who sent me forty emails has sent me three emails last week and one yesterday asking what I got for it.
I was ignoring them but the one yesterday: "Sorry to push you but I really need to know what you got for your bike. What other offers did you get?"
To be clear, he went on about being serious but never made a single offer.
Money talks, bullshit walks eh.
 

LLLurkJ2

Keep on peeping
Jul 6, 2015
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The bike is long gone now.
The goof who sent me forty emails has sent me three emails last week and one yesterday asking what I got for it.
I was ignoring them but the one yesterday: "Sorry to push you but I really need to know what you got for your bike. What other offers did you get?"
To be clear, he went on about being serious but never made a single offer.
Money talks, bullshit walks eh.
Pedaling yourself is no easy feet...
 
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Evangeline Grace

"But I only want to use some of the gears; how much does it cost then?" LOL, as if it costs any less because you only want to use some of the gears... hahahaha, that's funny.
 

sdw

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Jul 14, 2005
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If I stay in first gear the entire test ride, it's like a training bike - correct?
 

MissingOne

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Do you mind if I take the bike to Greece for a test ride?
 
Ashley Madison
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