I enjoyed your little script there, if only it was like that!!
lol
If only....... but then I'd be out of a job.
the idea of an escort seemed to be more serious and less forgiveable. why i asked. and her reply was ...sex with an escort... you have to plan it, look for it, go out of your way to have it..it is so much more deliberate on my part and therefore less forgivable on her part.
That's interesting. I've never thought of it that way.
I do understand the reasoning, but I'm not sure how that makes it really worse than willfully continuing something much more personal and emotional. Even if not planned at first and stopped in its early stages.. To me, it still seems like there's a whole other added issue when you take the money exchange out of the equation. But that's just me, and I'm not married! Thank god.
The more I think about it, the more just I know the whole monogamy thing is such delusional crap. Maybe it genuinely works for (very) few, but if most people were honest about it - not only with others, but also with themselves - it's so unrealistic to think it works. Whether there's planning before doing or it's spur of the moment, or even if there's never any doing, the fact remains that the thoughts, needs and urges
ARE there. So is it only a matter of how well one can suppress, ignore, hide them and pretend they're not there? That is supposed to mean monogamy works? Is that the expectation?
Make sure she knows you like to have a drink once in a while with the boys.
If she ever catches you in a compromising position, blame it on the alcohol.
Affected your judgement. Couldn't say no to a hot chick after a few drinks.
Hmm. Ya.. Suuuuure,
that'll work.

OK, one more time...
he says: But honey, I was out with the boys and was soooo wasted I couldn't think straight. And I am telling you, I was pretty much attacked! She wouldn't take no for an answer. Hell, I was so drunk I think she took advantage of me in my one moment of weakness.
she says: Oh! I'm sorry dear, that's really terrible. That dirty whore! How could she force herself onto you like this. And you've been so upset you haven't been able to ever talk about it until today. I'm so sorry.. Let me give you a BJ to make you feel better, I promise to be gentle. Don't worry, we aren't all depraved, horny and preying on wasted guys at the bar.... now take your pants off!
Did you use that one when you were 18? Wait.
Are you 18?
Yup, blame it on alcohol. I'm sure it will go over real well.

If anyone even had the balls to give me that lame excuse, they may not live to regret it.. and that's all I'm going to say about it..
