Sperm

[Randy Whorewald]

A man was sitting at a bar, morosely staring at his
untouched beer. The bartender walked over with a sigh, and
asked "What's the problem, pal?"

"My brother just told me there's a sperm bank in his
neighborhood that pays $40 for a donation."

"Yeah, so?"

"Don't you realize?" the man cried. "I've let a fortune slip
through my fingers!"

 

[ScottyTwoHotty]

A man was sitting at a bar, morosely staring at his
untouched beer. The bartender walked over with a sigh, and
asked "What's the problem, pal?"

"My brother just told me there's a sperm bank in his
neighborhood that pays $40 for a donation."

"Yeah, so?"

"Don't you realize?" the man cried. "I've let a fortune slip
through my fingers!"

ROFLMFAO!!!!! I can relate!

 

[CalgaryJenn]

Are you really suuuuuuuuure your up for that challenge? and if so you betta brace yourselve little man...lol Eat your wheaties, say your prayer's.

 

[ScottyTwoHotty]

Are you really suuuuuuuuure your up for that challenge? and if so you betta brace yourselve little man...lol Eat your wheaties, say your prayer's.

I say my prayers before, during, and after... Especially if you just had one of those Jolt Cola's you drink. When I show up and see your Jolt Cola sitting on the table, I quiver.

 

[Avery]

Sammy the Sperm

Sammy the Sperm was an ambitious little fellow, right from the day he was born. He was bound and determined to be the one out of 500 million siblings that would fertilize that egg when the big moment came.

He watched his diet very carefully, lifted weights, swam till he was exhausted, got lots of sleep, etc. He was in much better shape than the others, and he knew he could beat them to the target.

One day, he felt a pressure buildup, and he knew the moment had come. The surge carried all the millions of sperm along with it, but Sammy used his superior strength, conditioning and endurance to fight his way to the front of the line, and he opened up a huge lead. He was way ahead, and certain to be the first to arrive at the egg.

He looked up, and what he saw shocked him! He mustered all his strength, and managed to stop in mid-stream. With his remaining energy, he started to swim against the flow. When he encountered his laggard siblings who were still on the way out, he yelled, “Get back! Get back! It’s only a blowjob!”