Sperm




A guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman. After an hour of gathering
up his courage he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively, "Um, would
you mind if I chatted with you for a while?"


She yells, "No, I won't sleep with you tonight!"

Everyone in the bar is now staring at them. Naturally, the guy is hopelessly
and completely embarrassed and he slinks back to his table.

After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologizes. She smiles
at him and says, "I'm sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I'm a graduate
student in psychology and I'm studying how people respond to embarrassing
situations."

To which he responds, at the top of his lungs, "What do you mean $200?"



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A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be
seated next to an absolutely gorgeous woman..

They exchange brief hellos and he notices she is reading a
manual about sexual statistics. He asks her about it
and she replies, "This is a very interesting book about
sexual statistics. It identifies that American Indians
have the longest average penis and Polish men have the
biggest average diameter. By the way, my name is Jill.
What's yours?"


He coolly replies, "Tonto Kawalski, nice to meet you."
 
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Hey Scotty i find these jokes really racist and offensive.







I am not sure why yet...but will get back to you if i ever figure out why :D
 
Gentleman First said:
Hey Scotty i find these jokes really racist and offensive.







I am not sure why yet...but will get back to you if i ever figure out why :D
LMFAO You bastard. Always a smartass........ GREEN POWER!
 

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I see you too are beginning to understand Mr. GF !!:D

Couldn't resist GF!

Gotta love that sperm cartoon above, totally hilarious !

The other one in that series goes something like this, after the two
gay guys make love.............nah, faget it !!:D


..........QM'r
 

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Quarter Mile'r said:
I see you too are beginning to understand Mr. GF !!:D

Couldn't resist GF!

Gotta love that sperm cartoon above, totally hilarious !

The other one in that series goes something like this, after the two
gay guys make love.............QM'r had a very sore ass!!:D


..........QM'r

I fixed that up for ya since you seemed to forget your own name there for a moment :D
 

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I don't get it :confused: :confused: :(
 

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Holy shit, did I step into that one........you bastard, like STH said! :D

That was fukcing funny man, I cann barely tiype I'm rolling on the floor
reaching up to the keeybord !! HAHA HA HA HA HA HA !!!!!


YOU BASTARD YOU !!!!:D :D :D :D Also like a said,.........beginning to
understand you !!:D


.............QM'r
 

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Holy shit, did I step into that one........you bastard, like STH said! :D

That was fukcing funny man, I cann barely tiype I'm rolling on the floor
reaching up to the keeybord !! HAHA HA HA HA HA HA !!!!!


YOU BASTARD YOU !!!!:D :D :D :D Also like a said,.........beginning to
understand you !!:D


.............QM'r

Ya and i know payback is going to be a bitch to. ;)

Also you are allowed one freebie PM when you are drunk as can be sometime, to make up for the one i sent you last night.

I barely remember sending it.....so today i read it, and thought good at least it was not a badPM.....LOL:D
 

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LOL thanks you guy's for makin me smile. For my birthday it's been one hell of nightmare but that made me smile.

Sorry i did not realize it was your birthday.

Sorry it does not sound like its going to great.

Happy Birthday Jenn ! :)
 

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CalgEscortJenn said:
LOL thanks you guy's for makin me smile. For my birthday it's been one hell of nightmare but that made me smile.
In the past I've never said much of anything nice about Alberta but tonite
I change that. Jenn, sweety,..........glad to have made your evening with
a smile hun... Kisses too.........and Happy Birthday babe, hope it turns
out better !!:) Muah !!!

Amazing what a damsel in distress can do to us hey guys? :)


...........QM'r
 

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In the past I've never said much of anything nice about Alberta but tonite
I change that. Jenn, sweety,..........glad to have made your evening with
a smile hun... Kisses too.........and Happy Birthday babe, hope it turns
out better !!:) Muah !!!

Amazing what a damsel in distress can do to us hey guys? :)


...........QM'r

that was so eloquent QM....how is that job at hallmark going for ya by the way :)
 

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Gentleman First said:
Ya and i know payback is going to be a bitch to. ;)

Also you are allowed one freebie PM when you are drunk as can be sometime, to make up for the one i sent you last night.

I barely remember sending it.....so today i read it, and thought good at least it was not a badPM.....LOL:D
Screw the PM , here it is in black and white, UP YOURS GUSTOFSEN !!:D

Courtesy of Walter Mathau,

Thats for you if you ever enjoyed the Grumpy old men movies !!:D :D

Now we're even, even though your PM was not a bad one. LOL!!


............QM'r
 
OMG My thread was hijacked by a yummy gal and 2 perverts. LOL
Damn you. Your going straight to hell for this. :p
 

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AWWWWWWWWWW poor Scotty scared of alittle compitition? You should know by now that men can't have anything, anything even as small as a thread to themselves without a damsal hijakin it...lol But all in all I "will" still give you a " yes Scotty your hair is still nicer then mine" feel better?
 
CalgEscortJenn said:
AWWWWWWWWWW poor Scotty scared of alittle compitition? You should know by now that men can't have anything, anything even as small as a thread to themselves without a damsal hijakin it...lol But all in all I "will" still give you a " yes Scotty your hair is still nicer then mine" feel better?
LOL FUUUUCCCCccccckkkk off with my hair.... I groom well... :D
 

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So do fucking cats, but not as bad as you my dear. ...LOL Ok ok enough bantering as people will think we are an old married couple....LOL And all I like ya for is to have ya as my little bitch;)
 

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ScottyTwoHotty said:
LOL FUUUUCCCCccccckkkk off with my hair.... I groom well... :D
You just lucked out GF, I was gonna blame you for hijacking this thread !:D


..........QM'r
 
CalgEscortJenn said:
So do fucking cats, but not as bad as you my dear. ...LOL Ok ok enough bantering as people will think we are an old married couple....LOL And all I like ya for is to have ya as my little bitch;)
The only good pussy is a bald pussy. And they have nothing to groom ;)
 
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