A guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman. After an hour of gathering
up his courage he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively, "Um, would
you mind if I chatted with you for a while?"
She yells, "No, I won't sleep with you tonight!"
Everyone in the bar is now staring at them. Naturally, the guy is hopelessly
and completely embarrassed and he slinks back to his table.
After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologizes. She smiles
at him and says, "I'm sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I'm a graduate
student in psychology and I'm studying how people respond to embarrassing
situations."
To which he responds, at the top of his lungs, "What do you mean $200?"
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A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be
seated next to an absolutely gorgeous woman..
They exchange brief hellos and he notices she is reading a
manual about sexual statistics. He asks her about it
and she replies, "This is a very interesting book about
sexual statistics. It identifies that American Indians
have the longest average penis and Polish men have the
biggest average diameter. By the way, my name is Jill.
What's yours?"
He coolly replies, "Tonto Kawalski, nice to meet you."
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