SP no holes bared

[halyard]

new pooner here im looking for a lady in surrey that has no holes barred
you can pm me

 

[Creole Lady Marmalade]

no holds barred?

 

[totravel]

He's trying a pun, hence the bold emphasis of "holes", not sure why he underlined lady, maybe he realises it's hard to find a lady that offers that. (Doesn't help that the post title says "bared", that implies he's looking for all holes covered. )

 

[georgebushmoron]

He's looking for a lady that does not bare her holes. Well that would certainly fit the definition of a lady. In this day and age, those are hard to come by, but I suggest going to an fundamentalist Christian/Catholic church.

 

[ShyMike]

Maybe he has no holes barred!, Just something to think about, Maybe he should hook up with Anita

 

[Randy Whorewald]

Try searching for Greek, Surrey and the world will open up for you.

 

[talonguy]

Nice one randy made me lol . need that for the day i had today

 

[big daddy]

for a sec there I thought he meant he wants to plug a lady with all his fingers, toes, and lil member all at once... it's kinky but going about in doing something like that will take alot of flexibility and techniques...

 

[PeterLongwood]

thanks for this one!

for a sec there I thought he meant he wants to plug a lady with all his fingers, toes, and lil member all at once... it's kinky but going about in doing something like that will take alot of flexibility and techniques...

Best laugh I had today. If he get's it done I wanna read the review!

 

[alby]

Great laugh today thanks...

 

[TotallyTouchin]

But....

Is he still payin his "TOP DOLLAR" like his other two post???? Bling Bling!

 

[halyard]

why u so interested knob u gay or something

 

[PeterLongwood]

Again

why u so interested knob u gay or something

You overwhelm and dazzle with your repartee. I am in awe, complete and total awe. Your mother must be so proud of you.

BTW, your PM was even more brilliant. Thank you so much.

 

[Irresistible Isabelle]

why u so interested knob u gay or something

I think the reason why he underlined lady in his first post is that he's probably easily duped by some of the providers who may lack the hole that defines woman as women. I would not be surprised if someone had seen this guy on the Jerry Spinger Show when his "GF" "came out" as a man in woman's clothes*. This would also explain his rampant homophobia.... protesting a wee bit too much there Stud?




*IMHO there is nothing wrong with being transgendered... just for the sake of clarity.

 

[anonanon]

This is hillarious....knob? We used to say that in highschool. I've since not said it for years...

 

[TotallyTouchin]

Maybe Anananon....

This is hillarious....knob? We used to say that in highschool. I've since not said it for years...

...he's kickin it old school!

 

[anonanon]

...he's kickin it old school!

I guess his bellbottoms are in a twist!

 

[CalgaryPooner]

He's trying a pun, hence the bold emphasis of "holes", not sure why he underlined lady, maybe he realises it's hard to find a lady that offers that. (Doesn't help that the post title says "bared", that implies he's looking for all holes covered. )

I think he means a prostitute. I also found his typo humourous re. the "bared" but you beat me to it!

 

[Mr.O]

Funney...

This hotty fits the bill - no holes bared! Yum!!!

... she duznt look muslim???