mick im glad you think i have a hug ego. sounds to me like you may be jealous. yeah i could have PM'd the girls and asked what they thought, but i didnt. if you think you are inadequate thats your deal man. i never brought anyone else into this. review board means to me that we review the girls and i feel that they have the right to review us guys. are you jealous that you didnt think of it first? or that you havent been mentioned at all? if the girls that have posted on this thread didnt want to post they didnt have to. no one pushed them into it. i didnt start this thread to start a pissing contest or build up my ego. i just wanted some honest opinions from the GIRLS i have seen. and your comment about the girls only liking you for your money is just ignorant. i treat the girls with the utmost respect and decency. and i expect the same from them in return. with comments like "they love me for my browns, reds, greens, purples, and blues" tells me you dont have any respect for them at all. yes it is a business, but that just makes the girls sound like they are money hungry.
something a little different
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all in good fun of course...
As Edmonton has been virtually dry for quality escorts I did the unthinkable this week; I let the little head do the thinking for the big head. I noticed 69 guy's post on a local advertisement – Mid 30's white boy - likes his butt pounced hard. He had “prefer not to say” as his answers to all questions and I dove in without the ground cover of a review and no re-assurance from this Forum.
I sent him an email asking if he French Kissed and was a Top and I got the following for an answer: “All you want from me its totally possible I'm a great kisser and will kiss you anyway you want and I'm a great top and would be glad to f*** your ass really good if that is your desire.” It all sounds good, right?
I arrived at his hotel on time and went to his room. An average looking guy showed up at the door, though it is debatable whether it was the guy in the pictures on his ad (the face on the guy in the ad is cut off and he was not at all as defined as the pictures). However, he was cute in a nerdy kind of way, and an ass is an ass.
I went into the bathroom to make sure I was ready and when I returned 69 guy had a phone call and went into the bathroom for privacy. I got on the bed and waited for him to return. When he returned to join me I attempted to kiss him and I had to practically pull him to me to kiss him; he really resisted. I moved to his piece which was not getting hard so I moved to his ass and began to fist him. It was very nice. I was hard and wanted to get it on.
Well, his dick was not getting hard enough to do any damage; I would put it at the 47% hardness level. To make matters worse, there was a knock at the door warning him he had to check out. That was it; he could not get hard at all and I lost any sense of wanting to continue this horrible experience. All I could think about was how many other ways I could spend the $37.50 I was about to give this person.
I was about to take a shower to get his shit off my hand but I thought “just let me get this over with.” After I got dressed, I counted his money and laid it on the bed. I told him that I was disappointed that he did not fulfill ANY of the requests I made in my email that he responded positively to. He said: “I was hard when you got to the door” he told me that I changed everything when I went for his ass. He offered to see me again on his dime so to speak but he and my $37.50 will be long gone before that ever happens, I am sure.
Guys, all in all I took one for the team but I deserved what I got: When there are no reviews or obvious shills you are at your own risk. As they say, “if it seems too good to be true …"
As Edmonton has been virtually dry for quality escorts I did the unthinkable this week; I let the little head do the thinking for the big head. I noticed 69 guy's post on a local advertisement – Mid 30's white boy - likes his butt pounced hard. He had “prefer not to say” as his answers to all questions and I dove in without the ground cover of a review and no re-assurance from this Forum.
I sent him an email asking if he French Kissed and was a Top and I got the following for an answer: “All you want from me its totally possible I'm a great kisser and will kiss you anyway you want and I'm a great top and would be glad to f*** your ass really good if that is your desire.” It all sounds good, right?
I arrived at his hotel on time and went to his room. An average looking guy showed up at the door, though it is debatable whether it was the guy in the pictures on his ad (the face on the guy in the ad is cut off and he was not at all as defined as the pictures). However, he was cute in a nerdy kind of way, and an ass is an ass.
I went into the bathroom to make sure I was ready and when I returned 69 guy had a phone call and went into the bathroom for privacy. I got on the bed and waited for him to return. When he returned to join me I attempted to kiss him and I had to practically pull him to me to kiss him; he really resisted. I moved to his piece which was not getting hard so I moved to his ass and began to fist him. It was very nice. I was hard and wanted to get it on.
Well, his dick was not getting hard enough to do any damage; I would put it at the 47% hardness level. To make matters worse, there was a knock at the door warning him he had to check out. That was it; he could not get hard at all and I lost any sense of wanting to continue this horrible experience. All I could think about was how many other ways I could spend the $37.50 I was about to give this person.
I was about to take a shower to get his shit off my hand but I thought “just let me get this over with.” After I got dressed, I counted his money and laid it on the bed. I told him that I was disappointed that he did not fulfill ANY of the requests I made in my email that he responded positively to. He said: “I was hard when you got to the door” he told me that I changed everything when I went for his ass. He offered to see me again on his dime so to speak but he and my $37.50 will be long gone before that ever happens, I am sure.
Guys, all in all I took one for the team but I deserved what I got: When there are no reviews or obvious shills you are at your own risk. As they say, “if it seems too good to be true …"
Hey moron. Where exactly did I say these things in my post? Maybe you should try reading it again and get your posters straight. I guess now you feel that you have to put words in my mouth in order to defend yourself. Ironic that you're the one telling posters like Bobo to grow up when it's you acting like the adolescent.
And yah, I'm so jealous of you cause you're the man that we all aspire to be.
Just for your info, I have a great relationship with the gals that I see and don't feel the need for them to come on this board and stroke my ego.
69guy meant well by asking the girls to rate him however like stated earlier we are a paying customer and if we are a decent guy we will get good reviews........ It is impractical to have them rate us........
The above posts were too funny *LOL*
All 10's hes awesome....
Pleaser
The above posts were too funny *LOL*
All 10's hes awesome....
Pleaser
I am such a nice guy....
I am such a nice guy, so confident, and so perfect in everyway. Girls just love me. Why? because I pay them tonnes of money and treat them with the utmost respect and loving and caring. There is nothing I would'nt do for them. I could tell these girls really love me because they tell me everytime I see them. They tell me I am the best they have ever had, tens across the board, which I always knew. They love me so much they just can't get enough of me. "Will you please come back and see me soon, I just can't imagine not seeing you again." they tell me.
Wow. I am such a great guy, everybody should know how great I am.
I will not get paid for another week so I would'nt be able come in and pleasure you great girls so if you like we can hang and have some naughty fun on your day off.
"I am such a great guy I am sure these girls would'nt mind spending some quality time with me for free, after all, I did paid them a lot of money and gave the unimaginable pleasure."
Hope to see you soon. PM me.
I am such a nice guy, so confident, and so perfect in everyway. Girls just love me. Why? because I pay them tonnes of money and treat them with the utmost respect and loving and caring. There is nothing I would'nt do for them. I could tell these girls really love me because they tell me everytime I see them. They tell me I am the best they have ever had, tens across the board, which I always knew. They love me so much they just can't get enough of me. "Will you please come back and see me soon, I just can't imagine not seeing you again." they tell me.
Wow. I am such a great guy, everybody should know how great I am.
I will not get paid for another week so I would'nt be able come in and pleasure you great girls so if you like we can hang and have some naughty fun on your day off.
"I am such a great guy I am sure these girls would'nt mind spending some quality time with me for free, after all, I did paid them a lot of money and gave the unimaginable pleasure."
Hope to see you soon. PM me.
hmmm. Review? ...OK
I must say that entering a room with this guy is a breeze he always makes you feel like your at home ,Lots of fun and play and very openminded.He is relaxed and goes with the flow.
attitude:10 for sure
price:never complains & once and awhile tips(lol)
looks:thin muscular,short hair ( he he ) and a penis!
I must say that entering a room with this guy is a breeze he always makes you feel like your at home ,Lots of fun and play and very openminded.He is relaxed and goes with the flow.
attitude:10 for sure
price:never complains & once and awhile tips(lol)
looks:thin muscular,short hair ( he he ) and a penis!
if you dont like MY comment take it up with me SFB!!!
69guy, one question, what exactly are you trying to accomplish/prove with being rated/reviewed?
money is the reality/basis of this business, PROVE me wrong.
69guy, one question, what exactly are you trying to accomplish/prove with being rated/reviewed?
Well 69guy you wanted a review thread and you got one complete with controversy and flaming. You should be happy that you got the complete experience.
The "what's good for the goose is good for the gander" philosophy on reviews may be noble and the sps compliments sincere, but starting a client review thread of a "model" client as a learning opportunity for other pooners is going to seem pretentious to other guys.
Girls if you have something to say about what you expect in a preferred client, why not say it on your mp's website and post a similar message at the door? Lots of independent escorts do this on their website.
For the record, I'm not on the no-review list. However, with the exception of sps I've met through PERB, I do not tell sps who I am on PERB. Most don't care who you are, and the ones who do, don't need to know.
The "what's good for the goose is good for the gander" philosophy on reviews may be noble and the sps compliments sincere, but starting a client review thread of a "model" client as a learning opportunity for other pooners is going to seem pretentious to other guys.
Girls if you have something to say about what you expect in a preferred client, why not say it on your mp's website and post a similar message at the door? Lots of independent escorts do this on their website.
For the record, I'm not on the no-review list. However, with the exception of sps I've met through PERB, I do not tell sps who I am on PERB. Most don't care who you are, and the ones who do, don't need to know.
i have never viewed myself ads being a "10" across the board.
ronny i never said that money isnt the reality of the business. i know it is. but i try to look past that part of it. i like to enjoy their company, and want them to enjoy mine. the thing about "my browns, reds, greens, purples, and blues" pisses me off. i know for a fact that the girls i see enjoy the time with me, because i treat them with respect, and that comment makes it sound like all of the girls are only after the money. that may be your opinion. but it isnt everyones. yes the money is part of it, but it has been my experience that it is not the only part.
i knew this thread would not be liked by my fellow perberts. i expected that. i wasnt trying to hype myself up in any way at all. some of you may think i was but i wasnt. i dont have a huge ego, and i dont need an ego boost. i was just interested in seeing what the girls thought. i asked for honesty from them. if what they have said about me is the way they feel, than thats cool.
I totally agree. Telling an SP who you are on PERB serves no valid purpose. In fact it usually hampers your ability to post an honest review.
Fact is most SPs out there don't care much for PERB or us guys on it. Ignorance of this site is usually the best policy.
in some ways i agree with you on that muck. but from what i have heard from some girls is that perb guys arent liked because they feel that if they do not do what only a handful of girls do in a session, that they will be given a bad review. i have only told the girls i see that i am a perbert, after i have seen then a few times.
That is unless you are new at this business and a true gem - this forum can super-boost you to notorious status within weeks - but you do have to be "extremely special" at what you do...
In the end - male or female - client or SP - you get what you deserve (in an unsolicited way that is...)
That's why 69 guy got such varied response from regular pooners - we all want to feel we're special - and that's exactly what is being sold to us...
BTW guy - I want my bracelet back... washed if possible...
you assume too much 69guy
always treat the ladies well, pay them well too, & and treated well, but bottom line: its a business transaction or they would be in another line of work
enough of this sniping already
always treat the ladies well, pay them well too, & and treated well, but bottom line: its a business transaction or they would be in another line of work
enough of this sniping already
I have heard this same story quite a number of times over the years but have yet to meet an SP who this has actually happened to. I don't doubt that it has happened, but I think it is rare. Chances are guys who do this are the sam a-holes who want F/S for $100 or demand the girl to do things she is not comfortable with. In fact you may recall this recently happening at Jaileys. Odds are the ones who try this are just lurkers and not even regular posters. I've even heard of some impersonating well known members. There is a few bad apples in every bunch and if you ask most SPs, they will tell you that the vast majority of their clients are curtious and respectful.
As for the girls who dispise PERB, I've usually found it was the ones who have received shitty reviews here. Maybe instead of carrying a grudge, they should take the criticism and see how they can improve themselves. Just recently there was a well known SP who received some bad reviews and complaints about her level of service and her rush to get the sessions over with. Funny how soon after the word got out, that her reviews started getting a lot better and her service level seemed to go up a notch or two. Sometimes it takes a kick in the panties.
Like Hedonist mentioned this board can shoot an SP to Superstar status if her service warrants it. Cassidy @ Penthouse is one that comes to mind. It's the smart girls who realize that PERB can be to their advantage rather than pissing all over it.
BTW Hedonist. We're still waiting for that L/A/S rating on 69guy.
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I had a session with 69guy, all I can say is, damn that is one SP who can suck a shit covered cock to perfection, I wont go into details but I think you all know how it became shit covered.
This is a review board 69guy, not a get girls who post here to boost your ego because they dont want to lose any of your future buissness.
Maybe you should try reviewing some girls? Hell you only have done about 8 reviews, 6 of which have all been on the same 2 girls.
Oh and the girls defending 69guy I can guess its safe to assume you had such a great time with him that the next time you see him will be free right?
Dont worry this is just me being insecure, but please do post a review about 69guy the next time you see him and your the one who pays.
This is a review board 69guy, not a get girls who post here to boost your ego because they dont want to lose any of your future buissness.
Maybe you should try reviewing some girls? Hell you only have done about 8 reviews, 6 of which have all been on the same 2 girls.
Oh and the girls defending 69guy I can guess its safe to assume you had such a great time with him that the next time you see him will be free right?
Dont worry this is just me being insecure, but please do post a review about 69guy the next time you see him and your the one who pays.
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