all in good fun of course...
As Edmonton has been virtually dry for quality escorts I did the unthinkable this week; I let the little head do the thinking for the big head. I noticed 69 guy's post on a local advertisement – Mid 30's white boy - likes his butt pounced hard. He had “prefer not to say” as his answers to all questions and I dove in without the ground cover of a review and no re-assurance from this Forum.
I sent him an email asking if he French Kissed and was a Top and I got the following for an answer: “All you want from me its totally possible I'm a great kisser and will kiss you anyway you want and I'm a great top and would be glad to f*** your ass really good if that is your desire.” It all sounds good, right?
I arrived at his hotel on time and went to his room. An average looking guy showed up at the door, though it is debatable whether it was the guy in the pictures on his ad (the face on the guy in the ad is cut off and he was not at all as defined as the pictures). However, he was cute in a nerdy kind of way, and an ass is an ass.
I went into the bathroom to make sure I was ready and when I returned 69 guy had a phone call and went into the bathroom for privacy. I got on the bed and waited for him to return. When he returned to join me I attempted to kiss him and I had to practically pull him to me to kiss him; he really resisted. I moved to his piece which was not getting hard so I moved to his ass and began to fist him. It was very nice. I was hard and wanted to get it on.
Well, his dick was not getting hard enough to do any damage; I would put it at the 47% hardness level. To make matters worse, there was a knock at the door warning him he had to check out. That was it; he could not get hard at all and I lost any sense of wanting to continue this horrible experience. All I could think about was how many other ways I could spend the $37.50 I was about to give this person.
I was about to take a shower to get his shit off my hand but I thought “just let me get this over with.” After I got dressed, I counted his money and laid it on the bed. I told him that I was disappointed that he did not fulfill ANY of the requests I made in my email that he responded positively to. He said: “I was hard when you got to the door” he told me that I changed everything when I went for his ass. He offered to see me again on his dime so to speak but he and my $37.50 will be long gone before that ever happens, I am sure.
Guys, all in all I took one for the team but I deserved what I got: When there are no reviews or obvious shills you are at your own risk. As they say, “if it seems too good to be true …"