So Jeff...You Wanna Be a Cowboy?

[sybian]

Miss "T"...There isn't no Cowboy Man crushes going on here, and I won't allow some little wanna be, to spank his monkey to images of cowboys,..And don't listen to Uncleg, it has nothing to do with "That Movie."
I have to go gather some cows tomorrow, I don't know what damn day it is today, but I'll be gone for 7 to 9 days..I'm missing 70 or so cows, and I need to find them.
Just don't take any appointments from some Dude calling himself Sy...Then maybe I can sleep at night when I'm gone.

 

[mil]

OK, Sybian is rightfully angry. But there's another thing here, that in my view makes a bad thing worse. The idiot client did not actually harm the SP. Yet, it would appear that she gave the client's cell phone number to a third party. That third party is now threatening the client.

Does this not bother anyone else? How many potential clients reading this would want to see that SP? Am I the only one who is surprised to see reputable SPs jumping on this crazy bandwagon?

YES, your correct with this thinking in a way.... there could be a few scenerio,s...eg. maybe he was a cheap charlie , no tip or or or ?
and is a way for her to get back at the guy.
I would be pissed if I was Syb and i admire the way he said what he said , it was NOT a threat in my opinion but laying it our straight!!!
but but but !!!

 

[grusse]

I have to chime in....

In my humble opinion a Toyota is NOT a shitbox!

Again,imho,a Toyota is a reliable means of transportation.

Everyone is entitled to an opinion and that is mine.

 

[MissingOne]

I fervently hope, for Jeff's sake, that he doesn't have Sybian's 70 cows.

 

[JimDandy]

Saw this article and thought of Sybian:

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/okanagan-cattle-rustlers-1.3285396

Hopefully this is not what happened to his missing cows.

JD

 

[uncleg]

There's something creepy I remember from when I lived in Manitoba...Cattle mutilation phenomena. Only a few cases have ever made the news but I've heard from people who live out in the farmland areas that the cattle ranchers in the area have some pretty crazy stories...and claim it's a fairly common occurrence.

All incidents are similar...surgical style cuts, missing organs, no blood at the scene....& cell phones don't work properly around the carcass. Very bizarre & so very crazy :crazy:

 

[vancity_cowboy]

There's something creepy I remember from when I lived in Manitoba...Cattle mutilation phenomena. Only a few cases have ever made the news but I've heard from people who live out in the farmland areas that the cattle ranchers in the area have some pretty crazy stories...and claim it's a fairly common occurrence.

All incidents are similar...surgical style cuts, missing organs, no blood at the scene....& cell phones don't work properly around the carcass. Very bizarre & so very crazy :crazy:

this all was debunked by usfda agents who left cow carcasses out on the desert for a while. they bloated, causing the tongues, vaginas and arseholes to stick out quite a ways. maggotts were laid by botflies that ate the distended flesh leaving 'surgically' clean cuts at the ends of the distended flesh. then the gas eventually released from the carcasses amd the distended flesh withdrew back into the body, making it appear that the organs had been surgically removed

this research was done a few decades ago, but it makes boring reading compared to the usual drama that appears on the internet, so it lies among the dustier stuff back quite a few pages on the google search results

 

[Larry Storch]

Wiki says:

 

[pro-boner]

To get back to the original point of the thread, identity theft is an ongoing issue whether it be on this board or in real life. Not only is it dishonourable but it shows colossal laziness. It is not hard to build up a decent rep, one just has to do it one girl at a time. To short cut it speaks to some kind of underlying agenda and it probably is not a good one either.

Unfortunately I would say most of us active reviews have had someone use our names in vain. We just never hear of it.

Thank god, most ladies have a very well developed sixth sense and they can really really read between the lines of text messages. If something smells fishy it's probably fish.

 

[westwoody]

Culture of Entitlement eh?

Everyone else has respect, I want it too, gimme gimme gimme.

Earning it? Hell I ain't got time for that.

 

[uncleg]

Back off topic...I don't believe all the debunking. There's alot more to my story..but nothing I'd admit to on a public board. I'm intellegent enough to know I'd just be asking to be labeled as a crackpot tinfoil hat wearing conspiracy theorist :crazy: All I'm gonna say is I could NEVER be paid enough to EVER venture into rural Manitoba again in my life. I'm a city girl now BTW.. I'm not talking about extra-terrestrial aliens. My opinion is much creepier...

I'd be interested to hear if Sy has any stories/ legends to tell. Prepare for me to be asking you at the party Sy lol.

...............better be prepared for more then asking....not trying to insinuate anything here........just sayin' be prepared......

 

[Ms Erica Phoenix]

...............better be prepared for more then asking....not trying to insinuate anything here........just sayin' be prepared......

Where oh where do I find a tinfoil cowboy hat???

 

[MissingOne]

Where oh where do I find a tinfoil cowboy hat???

Step 1 - buy or borrow cowboy hat
Step 2 - wrap cowboy hat in tin foil

caveat - be prepared to make a crinkly sound every time you move your head

 

[Lee Marvin]

I fervently hope, for Jeff's sake, that he doesn't have Sybian's 70 cows.

This is my vote for best posting ever!
This thread get's my vote too.

 

[Ms Erica Phoenix]

Step 1 - buy or borrow cowboy hat
Step 2 - wrap cowboy hat in tin foil

caveat - be prepared to make a crinkly sound every time you move your head

Does that work to keep them space rays out???

 

[MissingOne]

Does that work to keep them space rays out???

I dunno. But you'd show up nicely on radar.

 

[sybian]

I've seen several cows hit by lightning...And near the entry point an organ will vanish.
But usually the predators make short work of the remains.....Anyways, I'm going to start wearing a tinfoil around my hat, just to be safe, and look really cool.
I wear tinfoil around my groin area already...But thats a different story....Give me an hour to make up a good half true tale.

 

[sybian]

Now Miss Tanya.........Don't monopolize all the Troll mail.
Some of us others would like to have some fun too.

 

[Lo-ki]

Too bad you men don't have your email addy's posted under your board handles.. He seems to have huge man crushes on a few of you guys so theres no reason to feel left out. I'm sure he'd send you love letters as well lol

I'm just the lucky one cause I post mine in my signature haha

I wonder what a man crush feels like...
I have Miss Tanya crush...

PS Check your inbox Miss Tanya...I just flodded it...

 

[thodisipagal]

To the Dude who said he was me.....I'm on to you!
Your 5 foot 9 or 10 and about 155...I'm 6 foot ,and a square jawed 192...And I don't have a tattoo on my arm like you.
You have longer hair, and wear a Harley Davidson belt buckle...I have a Jar Head, and wear a Trophy Rodeo buckle that I won ,and didn't buy.
You drive a Toyota shit box....I drive a full sized diesel.
You wear Runners..I wear a size 13 and 1/2 cowboy boot...And would never dream of wearing designer jeans.
I also don't stutter when asked how many horses, acres, and cows I have.
You made an appointment with a young lady that is an unpaid member here, and you claimed that you were me.
I'm not sure why you did that, but I'm not impressed, although you did conduct yourself like a gentleman..So I've been told.
Pull that kinda shit again and I'll be phoning you, ....Thats right ,..you left a track or two.
You know who you made your appointment with...You know a little about me from my posts here, and she contacted me through PM on this site.
I'm not sure who you are here..but I do have your cell number, and I'm not the guy you want to see when you look over your shoulder.
If there is any part of this you don't understand....Your welcome to private message me...Don't make me come outta these mountains and tear apart your life......I'll let this slide once, but not again.
And to all the young ladies here....I don't have a cell phone, there is no service for 100 klms....If I contact you ,it will be through here, with a time and number when I'll call you to talk.
I'd also like to know if any of you have seen a client that claimed to be myself and would give you a good review if you "performed" well..That is something I would never do ,or say...I would like to think that I would never conduct myself in such a manner.

This maybe an over reaction and inappropriate. This is a threat. People who dispense online threats are usually cowards.