Ruin a good time in five words or less ...

[funnyfunguy]

"I have to fart".

"I have to shit".

 

[funnyfunguy]

She says "Your cock is sooo small"

 

[Big Rider Fan]

Where is the remote?

 

[Claire Monet]

Just one more text.

 

[funnyfunguy]

My STI results are back.

 

[funnyfunguy]

She says" My pussy is too sore".

 

[funnyfunguy]

Whew!! Your pussy stinks!!

 

[rick hunter]

I forgot to buy condoms.

I'm on my period.

I need to smoke first.

 

[badbadboy]

What's that on your lip?

 

[escapefromstress]

Fifty shades of grey.

 

[badbadboy]

She says" My pussy is too sore".

Up the butt works for me

 

[Real Sonny Burnett]

Want to smoke some crack?

 

[LADY-VIA]

Just one picture ........ please ?

 

[Five-Guns-West]

My sister swallows.

 

[badbadboy]

Hi I'm badger john....lol

Who?

Whoopdee fuckin doo, LOL

 

[Lo-ki]

Can you sit on my face so I can guess your weight..

Cum to me, cum to me, your face looks like cum to me.

 

[uncleg]

Look who's back on Perb.........

 

[luvsdaty]

Saying " Are you going soft?" doesn't make it any harder :-/

 

[badbadboy]

Ruins that mood every time. Look BBB even you are mocking me...lol

I am just one of a 'few'.

 

[grusse]

is it in yet?