Ruin a good time in five words or less ...

[funnyfunguy]

She says "You're my tenth today."

 

[escapefromstress]

Do you love me?

 

[Lo-ki]

I can only tell 2 lies

-I love you and I wont cum in your mouth.

 

[escapefromstress]

You looked younger last night.

 

[Ms Erica Phoenix]

Your brother's is bigger.
The Walking Dead is on!
What's THAT thing?
Let me plug this in.
Where does the chicken go?
I think I just sharted.
HEY! That's the wrong hole!

 

[rickoshadows]

That will be extra!

 

[Lo-ki]

Really..
Do you really F***K with that..??

 

[escapefromstress]

I'll be sixteen next month!

 

[Lo-ki]

OMG your dentures just came out!!

 

[Five-Guns-West]

I'll be sixteen next month!

In general, that would make for a much better time .... unless you're paying her which is very bad.

 

[Five-Guns-West]

That smells like butter chicken

That could be good if you lived in Whalley.

 

[Papa Chongo]

"The condom slipped off"

 

[escapefromstress]

The baby just kicked!

 

[Cami Parker]

"I have to poop."

I mean, obviously pretty girls don't poop, so it would be the guy saying that, clearly

 

[vancity_cowboy]

'bwahahahahahaha... OMG! ound:'