Ruin a good time in five words or less ...

[escapefromstress]

Ever been in the middle of an intimate encounter when one of you says something that totally kills the mood?


(This is a game. Post sentences that would ruin a good time or make things awkward, using five words or less ...)



Is it in yet??

 

[badbadboy]

Can you validate my parking?

 

[georgejetson]

It's only a pimple ...

 

[Real Sonny Burnett]

Can my husband watch us?

 

[uncleg]

Ever been in the middle of an intimate encounter when one of you says something that totally kills the mood?


(This is a game. Post sentences that would ruin a good time or make things awkward, using five words or less ...)



Is it in yet??

I can't tell.........( as a reply )



What's that smell....?

 

[badbadboy]

Is that an Adam's Apple?

 

[escapefromstress]

Your sister was way tighter.

 

[apl16]

Ohhhh!!!!.......Insert the wrong name......David, when the guy's name is George!

 

[limsam32]

"did you come already?"

 

[escapefromstress]

Lemme finish this text ...

 

[Real Sonny Burnett]

You are now under arrest.

 

[LoadShooter]

"Hurry up and cum" or "I need you to cum baby"

 

[Real Sonny Burnett]

I learned that from dad.

 

[badbadboy]

Next client will be here soon

 

[Real Sonny Burnett]

I'm fantasizing you're Tom Arnold.

 

[escapefromstress]

Are you sure you showered?

 

[Fullhouse]

Damn......husband just got home...

 

[steverino]

"I'm just resting my eyes."

 

[Booblover123]

Sorry your times up.

 

[funnyfunguy]

"I forgot my wallet".