Role Play

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You know, I always get so jealous of the people that post their role playing stories here. I read them, get massively turned on and then wallow in my own self pity. Why, you ask (For the ones that didn't ask, press back button here)? Because I just can't do it!

Now my failure to be able to role play has nothing to do with imagination, no, no, no! I have fantasized about many a wonderful situation that has my jeans stretching to the point of a faded white mark being left in its wake. It also has nothing to do with my inhibitions. I have led a very adventurous sex life, including many fmf threesomes and several (hetero) mfm threesomes, have had sex in many risque locations and am certainly not done my sexual explorations as of yet.

Now I will say that I am not into the bd/sm scene per se. I do not enjoy pain, have no desire to be humiliated, nor humiliate my partner, am not crazy about being rough with my partner, but have no problem with mutually extremely dirty sex talk (This being rather a new interest).

The thing that I cannot do is situationally role play. By this I mean scenarios such as I am the boss and my partner becomes my naught secretary, or I am the repairman and my partner is the under appreciated housewife. Obviously these are pretty generic scenes, but you get the point.

My problem is, is that I just can't for the life of me take it seriously!!! Part way through a scene I end up losing my train of thought, begin with an inside giggle, temporarily regain my composure before inevitably laughing my ass off! I just have no idea of how to stay in the moment! The reality of what we are doing kicks in and I just lose it!

Obviously such behaviour is a scene killer, but I have no idea of how to stay in character and push all reality aside. Thus, I read the posts of you more fortunate souls, wallowing in my own self pity

 

[Aeiyah]

My problem is, is that I just can't for the life of me take it seriously!!! Part way through a scene I end up losing my train of thought, begin with an inside giggle, temporarily regain my composure before inevitably laughing my ass off! I just have no idea of how to stay in the moment! The reality of what we are doing kicks in and I just lose it!

Obviously such behaviour is a scene killer, but I have no idea of how to stay in character and push all reality aside. Thus, I read the posts of you more fortunate souls, wallowing in my own self pity

The truth is, even when deep into the scene, often times you literally have to bite your tongue to keep from breaking into hysterics. The giggles and laughs happen to everyone eventually, if not all the time. I can't think of a single scene I've been involved in during which I didn't at least crack a smile. Every one of my kinky friends has at least one experience in which the scene degenerated into uncontrolled laughter.

In each of the two shower scenes I posted, there was at least one or two funny moments which I conveniently left out.

It's even worse watching others, because, well, most scenes are damn funny to watch, especially if there is a lot of dialog. A good example is Miss T's Evil Princess video clips. Evil Princess cracks me up laughing all the time with what she says. If you can't laugh at fetish porn then, well, you have no sense of humour.

*edit*

Here's a clip of some fetish porn bloopers from a very popular high budget fetish porn site. It illustrates how you can't take bdsm too seriously.

 

[uncleg]

You know, I always get so jealous of the people that post their role playing stories here. I read them, get massively turned on and then wallow in my own self pity. Why, you ask (For the ones that didn't ask, press back button here)? Because I just can't do it!

Now my failure to be able to role play has nothing to do with imagination, no, no, no! I have fantasized about many a wonderful situation that has my jeans stretching to the point of a faded white mark being left in its wake. It also has nothing to do with my inhibitions. I have led a very adventurous sex life, including many fmf threesomes and several (hetero) mfm threesomes, have had sex in many risque locations and am certainly not done my sexual explorations as of yet.

Now I will say that I am not into the bd/sm scene per se. I do not enjoy pain, have no desire to be humiliated, nor humiliate my partner, am not crazy about being rough with my partner, but have no problem with mutually extremely dirty sex talk (This being rather a new interest).

The thing that I cannot do is situationally role play. By this I mean scenarios such as I am the boss and my partner becomes my naught secretary, or I am the repairman and my partner is the under appreciated housewife. Obviously these are pretty generic scenes, but you get the point.

My problem is, is that I just can't for the life of me take it seriously!!! Part way through a scene I end up losing my train of thought, begin with an inside giggle, temporarily regain my composure before inevitably laughing my ass off! I just have no idea of how to stay in the moment! The reality of what we are doing kicks in and I just lose it!

Obviously such behaviour is a scene killer, but I have no idea of how to stay in character and push all reality aside. Thus, I read the posts of you more fortunate souls, wallowing in my own self pity

Maybe you need a Motivational Therapist.

 

[trackstar]

Maybe you need a Motivational Therapist.

I'm already motivated, thus this thread.

 

[Small pleasures]

Fun is #1.

Laughing during a scene means you're having fun. Doesn't mean it's still not hot.

I have a vivid imagination and my personal masturbation fantasies are elaborate and intense. Reality can never live up to that but adding elements of my fantasies into my sessions and personal sex life certainly can make things hotter.

I'm a bit of a goof sometimes though and I love a good laugh. I often laugh when I cum. So if something happens in a scene to crack me up, I go with it. Even if the role-play is broken by the laughter and you can't get back into character you can still keep going. Just go with the flow.

Laughter is sexy.

 

[Small pleasures]

Anna, funny we were writting basically the same thing at the same time.

Spoooky!
xo

 

[little Cowboy]

Hmmmm....I need to consider this...sometime...sounds like fun...and more

 

[trackstar]

I guess in my mind I figured that was neither the time nor the place to start giggling. I would feel horrible if my partner was all hot and heavy into it and I started laughing! I'm the kind of guy that takes very little in life seriously and get a good laugh out of pretty much everything. I have been guilty of laughing at inappropriate times and do feel bad about it, but it's just the way that I'm built. Just to clarify, it's not a "Laugh in the face of the misfortune of others", or anything like that.

As fas as being seen as ignorant and immature... immature I can handle. Too much of my day is spent having to be Mr. Serious, so if I "Let go" outside of work, well, I guess I'll just have to deal with that judgment.

As for being ignorant, I would like to say something in my defense. When I get into a disagreement with one of your friends, right or wrong, you are going to be more apt to see things from their point of view and obviously more motivated to come to their defense than mine. I'm not saying that I am always right, but I am not always wrong either. It is easy to form a negative judgment on someone when they have a spat with your friend.

What needs to be remembered is that we are on the internet. I doubt that any of the arguments that you see on this board would be handled the way you see them handled here in real life. People have their internet allies, the confidence of knowing that their will be no "Real" consequences for insulting words, nor any fear of reprisals. Personally I rather enjoy the verbal banter that guys confront me with, because as a larger, heavily tattooed man, most guys won't get into it with me. Here, I am just another name on the internet. No tougher than anyone else on this board.

When you see smart-assed comments from me, they are just that. When you see an argument from me, I am speaking passionately about what I believe in. When you see me being defensive, it is because I believe I have been wronged and will defend myself. When you see a post such as this one, you are seeing me open up.

I guess what I am getting at is if you judge me based on one of these aspects, you can't possibly be accurate in your judgment. Even some of the guys here that are known for their complete and utter nastiness are just showing you one part of their bullshit personality. A part that they would never get away with in the real world.

 

[HB40]

Personally I rather enjoy the verbal banter that guys confront me with, because as a larger, heavily tattooed man, most guys won't get into it with me.

I knew you were scary!

I can't keep it together with role playing either. Only once but my role was a reality I wanted. Just wanted to feel, so pain seemed the obvious solution. A regular SP who I trust and could provide this safely stayed completely in her role and beat the shit out of me. We had a good laugh afterwards and I will be wearing pasties with her now to relive what was really a joyful experience. I'm starting to experiment more with roleplaying type sessions. You know you've had this hobby too long when sessions all start to feel routine.

 

[trackstar]

I think I wanna give you a hug

See, now at first I'd be all touched by such a warm expression of affection, but then I'd start giggling like crazy!

 

[trackstar]

No apology necesarry. I just wanted to get my point across that I am not an ogre. I can be a bad boy, but have good moments too. Kind of human that way

 

[HB40]

I just wanted to get my point across that I am not an ogre. I can be a bad boy, but have good moments too. Kind of human that way

I think I barfed a little.
Is it ok if I still picture you fat with a full body tattoo running naked and giggling like a school girl?? Please don’t tell us your shit stinks.

 

[trackstar]

I think I barfed a little.
Is it ok if I still picture you fat with a full body tattoo running naked and giggling like a school girl?? Please don’t tell us your shit stinks.

Whatever helps you finish dude. Personally I'd go with fantasizing about a knock-out red head, but who am I to judge?

 

[MissJasmine]

I guess in my mind I figured that was neither the time nor the place to start giggling. I would feel horrible if my partner was all hot and heavy into it and I started laughing!

Speaking of ruining the mood by laughing...yesterday I had a session at my client's ground floor apartment and just as things started getting intense his neighbor went outside and started repeatedly calling out for her lost cat which totally cracked us up!

Unfortunately 2 hours later the cat was still unfound and even with the windows closed we could hear the whole family outside yelling for "smokey" to come home lol

Although laughing might drastically change the mood of a scene I'm sure its good for you

 

[mistressfreyja]

Smokey...

Speaking of ruining the mood by laughing...yesterday I had a session at my client's ground floor apartment and just as things started getting intense his neighbor went outside and started repeatedly calling out for her lost cat which totally cracked us up!

Unfortunately 2 hours later the cat was still unfound and even with the windows closed we could hear the whole family outside yelling for "smokey" to come home lol

Although laughing might drastically change the mood of a scene I'm sure its good for you

That's hilarious! Sometimes all you can do is laugh.

 

[HB40]

who am I to judge?

Ohh theres the spot, just keep saying that i'm almost there!

 

[trackstar]

But how do you recover from that? Do you have to start over, or are you able to pick up from where you left off?

I'm guessing that your client's not a big fan of cats after this, is he?

 

[MissJasmine]

But how do you recover from that? Do you have to start over, or are you able to pick up from where you left off?

I'm guessing that your client's not a big fan of cats after this, is he?

You cant really do anything when it comes to "noise pollution"...you can only be in control of your environment to a certain point (even in a highrise I've come face to face with a window washer during strapon sex) .

You just gotta take a breather and continue playing I did suggest he put on a cat mascot outfit for a future session lol Funny thing is hes never liked cats to begin with!

 

[trackstar]

You cant really do anything when it comes to "noise pollution"...you can only be in control of your environment to a certain point (even in a highrise I've come face to face with a window washer during strapon sex) .

You just gotta take a breather and continue playing I did suggest he put on a cat mascot outfit for a future session lol Funny thing is hes never liked cats to begin with!

OMFG!!!!!!! I WOULD DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[mistressfreyja]

I love blooper moments.

Here's a link I was sent tonight. Follows accordingly.

http://bitcast-a.v1.sjc1.bitgravity.../items/2007/07/07.07.20/4722_s01_Bloopers.wmv

I hope I'm allowed to post this?