Nope they are out on the road eating their dead buddies....the real score is if you can paste a magpie that is pecking at a squashed gopher LOL.
SR
Obviously the birds and rodents you proudly boast of enjoying to kill, have a lot more brains and 'humanity' than your sorry ass does.
Way to go.
Magpies may have capabilities comparable to a dog's, or perhaps even a primate's , and are at least as smart as the raven - another bird whose mind becomes more impressive the closer researchers look. "Magpies are certainly outstanding communicators and they keep surprising me with their ability to solve problems, suggesting a cognitive framework that is probably in the higher domain," says Kaplan.
The more we study them, the more likely it seems magpies even have a rudimentary vocabulary allowing them to distinguish between a ground and an air predator, she says.
"They have incredible ability, flexibility and range in the sheer number of songs and calls they can make - there are at least seven or eight different alarm calls alone."
Kaplan has observed "inexplicable altruism" in the birds, witnessing events such as the intervention of a group of magpies to save the life of a crested pigeon under attack from a Little Eagle.
Along with their distinctive appearance and cheeky nature, magpies are most famous for their calls, especially their carolling which has been measured by Kaplan at up to 127 decibels - similar in noise to a motorbike at full pelt.
Carolling is the magpie's answer to almost every property dispute. It is so potent that scientific studies have shown that playing a recording of a dominant mapgie's song - after the magpie has been removed - is enough to enforce its territory. However, the quiet warbling sometimes practised by an individual probably has no significance in terms of breeding or territory protection, says Kaplan.
It may actually be not unlike a human humming a tune. "The context in which sub-song appears makes me tempted to designate it as a leisure activity," writes Kaplan in her book.
"To call magpie song a 'leisure activity', is to describe a function that is generally not acceptable in science. All behaviour is meant to have a function by contributing to the survival of the species. However, humans have leisure time, free time beyond the demands of survival."
Kaplan has also discovered that coupling or "pair bonding" between magpies varies as much as it does in humans. There are monogamous magpies and others who are hopelessly promiscuous. One similarity among all magpie males, however, seems to be a thriftiness in the courtship stakes. The blokes rarely partake of anything more than the most cursory of foreplay.
Kaplan even believes the birds have behavioural mechanisms for breaking up. "Although there is no published evidence of magpie 'divorces' - let alone the possible reason for them - my own anecdotal evidence suggests that they do exist," Kaplan writes.
http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2004/09/27/1096137168806.html
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