Anyone a real estate agent here?
I think they are all a bunch of cum drinking greedy rat bastard mother fuckers.
I brought over a real estate agent to a rental property of mine to access it and sell it.
Negotiations with this retard failed and he left the house in a fit after things got very tense, loud, emotional and almost violent All because I asked for a discount off his commission.
All you dicks charge way too much to sell a house. 7% on the first 100g and 3.5% on the remainder, spilt between the buyers agent and the listing agent? Fuck you. Way to much. The market has become ridiculously over saturated with these greedy morons; listings are down, sales are up and the price of homes has doubled in the past few years.
Economics 101 tells me that realtor fees should drop as more agents get hungry for listings, but no.. these fuckers are all in collusion with one another and no one will budge.. these dicks even bad mouth 1% realty and brain wash their clients not to buy from them. Some agents won't even tell his/ her buyer about a new listing from 1%.
I sold a house once and my agent found a buyer working without an agent via an open house. The agent had the tenacity to want both commissions! Fuck you! He told me it was 'his' client so he wanted the buyers commission! Suck me. I paid you good money to hold the open to find a buyer. That you did so now you want double?!? he says it's more work too. Yeah, sign here and here.. a lot more work my ass... and now you want another $15000 for that? A properly priced home is a decent area will take a day to sell. How much money do you expect me to give to you for that? 20k? 30k? Fuck off, eat my ass. All these dumb fucks are laughing it up in this hot market having the time of their lives. They are out buying boats, cars and all that shit thinking these good times will last forever. Just wait for the market to turn, you dickless pricks. I'll laugh at your ass when I buy your boat at your bankruptcy sale.
Realtors are way over priced for the simple shit they do. I'd call it the most over paid profession, but who am I kidding? It's not even a profession. Any Joe blow with an IQ of a brick can complete the simple 2 month home schooling course to call themselves a realtor.
It's FSBO for me from now on.
I think they are all a bunch of cum drinking greedy rat bastard mother fuckers.
I brought over a real estate agent to a rental property of mine to access it and sell it.
Negotiations with this retard failed and he left the house in a fit after things got very tense, loud, emotional and almost violent All because I asked for a discount off his commission.
All you dicks charge way too much to sell a house. 7% on the first 100g and 3.5% on the remainder, spilt between the buyers agent and the listing agent? Fuck you. Way to much. The market has become ridiculously over saturated with these greedy morons; listings are down, sales are up and the price of homes has doubled in the past few years.
Economics 101 tells me that realtor fees should drop as more agents get hungry for listings, but no.. these fuckers are all in collusion with one another and no one will budge.. these dicks even bad mouth 1% realty and brain wash their clients not to buy from them. Some agents won't even tell his/ her buyer about a new listing from 1%.
I sold a house once and my agent found a buyer working without an agent via an open house. The agent had the tenacity to want both commissions! Fuck you! He told me it was 'his' client so he wanted the buyers commission! Suck me. I paid you good money to hold the open to find a buyer. That you did so now you want double?!? he says it's more work too. Yeah, sign here and here.. a lot more work my ass... and now you want another $15000 for that? A properly priced home is a decent area will take a day to sell. How much money do you expect me to give to you for that? 20k? 30k? Fuck off, eat my ass. All these dumb fucks are laughing it up in this hot market having the time of their lives. They are out buying boats, cars and all that shit thinking these good times will last forever. Just wait for the market to turn, you dickless pricks. I'll laugh at your ass when I buy your boat at your bankruptcy sale.
Realtors are way over priced for the simple shit they do. I'd call it the most over paid profession, but who am I kidding? It's not even a profession. Any Joe blow with an IQ of a brick can complete the simple 2 month home schooling course to call themselves a realtor.
It's FSBO for me from now on.
