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[Addison Cortez]

Atta girl......please continue your misbehaving.

.....I usually do :heh:

 

[hankmoody]

Yup...he sure do....

You stole my photo!
I sent that exact picture to a girl on a dating site when she requested a full body shot.
We had a lot of fun..

 

[jgg]

You stole my photo!
I sent that exact picture to a girl on a dating site when she requested a full body shot.
We had a lot of fun..

Hank, that's what happens when you leave the farm for awhile. No honour amongst thieves.

 

[Damaged]

On the weekend my period was craving salty food. So I had to feed her. Potato chips aren't Keto friendly, and I had already binged on seaweed, so I ate a small bowl of pork rinds. Pork rinds containing MSG...ugh. I ended up with nausea and a horrific headache. uke: What was really strange about the headache was my botox injection sites were hurting as well. Not my filler sites though. It was as if the MSG reacted with the botox or something?!

IDK what the fuck that was all about but I'm not going anywhere near MSG ever again! But I'm not giving up my regular injections of botulism toxins!

I find this funny, worried about putting carbs in your body but willing to inject poison in your face.

I’ve never had a woman fuck me with a strap on before. But I am feeling curious about it!

I'd pay to watch that!

Shit...this thread will be approaching 8000 views by next weekend, not one set of boobs have been posted in it.....not even Uncleg's...no offence Uncle.

 

[sybian]

What can I say...I’m a strange woman.

With a nice face......and the rest of yah ain't to shabby either.

 

[sybian]

I made a pizza with a cauliflower crust today and it turned out surprisingly well

I know you do that for health reasons but....That's against my religion.
I will admit I've switched from bleached flour, to brown unbleached, for my pizza crust, but that's as far as I'll go across the line.
3 cups flour
Salt and Italian spices
2 tbsp olive oil
3 or4 tbsp Parmesan
Parsley

2 tbsp yeast with 3 tbsp sugar, 1 1/2 cups warm filtered water....combine and let stand for 10 minutes.
Combine all ingredients ,cover with towel and place by the wood stove to rise for 45 min.
Pizza Sauce:
In a saucepan :strained homemade canned tomatoes...mashed ,little lemon juice, Italian spices, pepper, a few grains of cinnamon, salt, parsley, Parmesan ,paprika ,onion and garlic minced....sautéed till thick...takes about 20 minutes.

 

[Addison Cortez]

I made a pizza with a cauliflower crust today and it turned out surprisingly well

cauliflower is soooo amazing for so much hey?!

 

[Addison Cortez]

A confession;

Posting on this forum used to be fun and entertaining for me... lately I’m noticing I don’t feel good anymore. And I need to stop ignoring that feeling when it surfaces


I’ve made a lot of changes in my life, especially over the last few months. It’s time to make one more!

I hope you chat me up sometime...jys sayin stay well and awesome. You deserve everything you want out of life and you know it :love_heart: