Radical Surgery??!!

[Bad Santa]

I just don't understand it. Why do the most beautiful women still stress so much over the tiniest, imperceptible physical flaws? Things that no one sees but them. And they fret so much about these virtually non-existent flaws that they will undergo radical surgery to change them!

I ask this because a dear friend, an extraordinarily beautiful woman, recently told me she wants to go under the knife to fix some, to my mind, non-existent flaws.

What is wrong with perfectly shaped A or B cup breasts? I love them that size! I just don't get it. Or the slightest bump in a perfectly shaped nose? Why mess with perfection??

Sure, we're all different. That's how it's supposed to be. Who wants some plastic surgeon's idea of cookie cutter perfection? Not me!!

And then there's the pain. Surgery hurts baby!!

And things can go wrong during any surgery. I have seen so many poor girls who look absolutely horrendous after a boob job. And nose jobs? Does anyone remember Michael Jackson?? He had the "so called" best surgeons money can buy.

I guess I will never really understand women. I'm a guy who probably should have had radical re-constructive facial surgery years ago. I've been called ugly since I was a kid. It's been character building. Maybe I wouldn't have had to poon so much to get beautiful girls!

But when I have seen beautiful women go for plastic surgery, I have found the results usually are not an improvement.

Call me stupid but I just don't get it??

 

[leoghaire]

i have to agree with you. i am a fan of spinner types and way too often when they get boob jobs it ends up lloking like somebody grafted on a pair of beach balls, completely out of proportion to the rest of their body, and i just end up getting depressed about it, because they were almost perfect before-in my opinion.

 

[island-guy]

What's really odd is that I've seen a few girls with implants that you actually CANNOT tell. I mean if you look really closely in their armpit you can make out a tiny 3/4" scar, but that's it. Their boobs look totally natural and not enhanced at all, even totally naked.

But, it seems like most girls go for the total fake basketball look. They look great in bra/bikini/whatever but then when they are naked, it just isn't all that attractive (especially if they have the scar around the nipple and the half-moon scar under each boob.

 

[87112]

This is why I turned off American porn more than a decade ago. So many ugly beachball implants and NBA tatoos on ladies. It was just too ghetto looking for me. So I turned to Japanese for my porn needs. Heh Heh, love all those natural Asians, Well almost all.

 

[Bad Santa]

The progression of the horrifying Jocelyn "cat lady" Wildenstein (Frankinstein?):

A victim of bad self-esteem and an (ex)husband who loves big game cats (but is now terrified of her).

OMFG! Do these butchers actually get paid for this shit??

 

[westcoastjoe]

bad santa. i completely agree....only i`d like to add tatoo`s......i`m not against them but many girls go overboard on them and ruin their looks because of it.

 

[Karl Blues]

Natural is best. Don't know why any woman gets implants unless she has had a mastectomy. Those big ones that look like water balloons under the skin look terrible and feel even worse. After a few years they become hard like rocks. For me, it's a total turn-off.

 

[Kittie]

Natural is best. Don't know why any woman gets implants unless she has had a mastectomy. Those big ones that look like water balloons under the skin look terrible and feel even worse. After a few years they become hard like rocks. For me, it's a total turn-off.

Mne are big and fake, and they look and feel natural. Most clients tell me they are happy my boobs are real. And I have to tell them they are fake. So sorry but what you said isn't 100% correct (thank god lol)


XXXKittie~

 

[edmontonsubbie]

My limited personal experience in this matter....second wife is smart, funny, and loves me. She is the one who "catches" the eyes in the pub we would wander down to....but, she had major jealousy issues. Bizarre, but I loved her back just as much. So, I went along for the ride. I learned to keep my head down when in public for fear of her wondering..."were you just checking out that chick?". It was stupid on her part and she knew it, when I did so deliberately she would get pissed off. As much as I would assure her...."I have eyes for you only"...she needed the reassurance on a more continuing basis. I say that in hindsight.....we got together again briefly....and she told me once...."the times when I was so angry with you, were the times when I just wanted you to hold me tight and tell me how much you love me".

I'll not forget those words nor that lesson.

Back to the point, she had modified her boobs....and talked about expanding them a bit more. I was like..."what???"....and I truly meant that. She is and was a delightful person that I am/was forturnate to know intimately. To boil it down, I suspect it comes from a wish to look better. Confidence. Call it what you will....but, it exists. I know that I am always delighted when someone says...."eddie, you are looking good today!". That happens irregularly, but, it is more meaningful for just that reason.

I say...modify....dress well....live as large as you can....just be happy with what you have at the end of it all. There is ALWAYS someone smarter, faster, and better looking. If your life is devoted toward exceeding the rest, it's a cruel grail to chase. Buy a bus and build a golf course. Really, just do something.

This all sounds a bit defeatist, but I just got crushed on the links by HB....so it's a mindset. I was defeated.

kindest,

eddie.

 

[Bad Santa]

Mne are big and fake, and they look and feel natural. Most clients tell me they are happy my boobs are real. And I have to tell them they are fake. So sorry but what you said isn't 100% correct (thank god lol)


XXXKittie~

I have to agree, yours feel natural Ms. Kittie. But why do so many others feel like basketballs??

There must be an awful lot of Quack plastic surgeons out there. I hear that just regular MDs can and do advertise and perform plastic surgery for the extra bucks. Why do they allow that in this country??

 

[island-guy]

Mne are big and fake, and they look and feel natural. Most clients tell me they are happy my boobs are real. And I have to tell them they are fake. So sorry but what you said isn't 100% correct (thank god lol)XXXKittie~

I've never seen yours (feel free to post them as an example) but I do know that I have heard from a lot of girls "Most guys can't tell that mine are implants" or whatever.. Almost every single time I heard that, I thought to myself, "Those guys must be a really clueless bunch because it's soooo obvious"

One time I actually said to the girl "You're kidding, right?" she wasn't happy.

That said, there are some AWESOME boob jobs out there that actually do look totally real, maybe you're one of the lucky ones.