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R.I.P. Snowplow (Fenix @ SVIP)

SNOWPLOW!!!

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During my most recent session with the Sexy Fenix at Sweet VIP’s, my Apple Watch actually thought I was having a heart attack......

This is an exact transcript of what popped up on my Apple Watch screen:
“Apple Watch detected a heart rate rose above 120 BPM while you appeared to be in-active”

How (oh how) did I get into this delicious mess?

It all started with Fenix greeting me wearing a particularly determined look.

“Lose the pants, get on the bed, shut the fuck up.... and hang the fuck on”, she spat at me.

30 minutes later, like ‘Scotty’ from Star Trek, I’m screaming “I canna take much more-o this Captain!”

I look up to see her atop me. I marvel at her fast, yet graceful stride. Her hair is askew. Face set in a ferocious cast, body moving with singular purpose.... all to slake that which is unquenchable.


As the crescendo of our passion reaches its climax, Fenix screams. It sounds like a cross between William Wallace’s battle cry and a mentally handicapped persons exclamation of glee....it’s at this moment when my Apple Watch started freaking out. Surely my wrist watch was thinking ”this guys not moving yet his heart rate is above 120 bpm... dudes about to croak!”

I actually phoned Apple support to regale them with this tale. As I concluded my story, the help line guy from Apple says “let me guess...super hot milf, works as an escort in Victoria, Canada?”
Apparently they’ve received 4 calls this week alone about Fenix and her unique affect on men’s Apple Watches. The support team in Cupertino aluded to an underlying movement within the company to fly her down to California to lead a “motivational retreat”.

Not so freakin’ fast Apple..... get your own Fenix, this one belongs to the Perb Collective! (She will ASSimilate you!)


‘Plow

PS: here's an article about the heart rate monitor warning on the Apple watch:

http://dailysnark.com/apples-watches-worn-vikings-fans-notifying-may-heart-attack/
 

SNOWPLOW!!!

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Speaking of Mizz Fenix, don’t bother looking at her brand new photos on the Sweet VIPS website. Take it from me.... they are really not that good. Pretty pedestrian, uninspired fare if you ask me.....

Move along, move along (nothing to see here*)

* http://www.sweetvips.com/victoria_escorts/fenix <- HEY! I said DON’T click this link (what the hell are you doing!?)
 

DarkPrince

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Speaking of Mizz Fenix, don’t bother looking at her brand new photos on the Sweet VIPS website. Take it from me.... they are really not that good. Pretty pedestrian, uninspired fare if you ask me.....

Move along, move along (nothing to see here*)

* http://www.sweetvips.com/victoria_escorts/fenix <- HEY! I said DON’T click this link (what the hell are you doing!?)
I find new pics are true reflection of Fenix. I will not call them bad. Fenix is not hard body. She is pretty.
 

SNOWPLOW!!!

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Fenix owes me $300!!! My Apple Watch actually exploded when I saw that 1st nurse photo (#9 of #24):twitch:

With these new photos she will have no problem coming up with the money..... or perhaps an “in-kind” trade is in order....(oh yah, that sounds WAY better, lol)

I agree with Stewbaca.... Fenix is Victoria’s top provider in my book!

http://www.sweetvips.com/victoria_escorts/fenix
 
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As the crescendo of our passion reaches its climax, Fenix screams. It sounds like a cross between William Wallace’s battle cry and a mentally handicapped persons exclamation of glee....
 

SweetVIPs

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OMG!!!!

Your review almost killed old ms.Harvi (laughing so hard I couldn't breath) seriously I'm still giggling an hour later.
Seriously who told you all laughter is the way to my heart(attack).

So glad to hear you boy's are enjoying Fenix's new photoshoot - she worked hard on them and I for one think all her early mornings at the gym
are really starting to show off :)

ps : I'm working away on Reyna's now (there are a few sneak peaks on our FB page @ https://www.facebook.com/SweetVIPS)
Carli & Dawn are slotted for new photos next week as well - so keep an eye on our site but take off your apple watches first boys - you've been warned
 

Garry1949

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Yo Snowplow, ever thought of making your writing skills available to trump for his tweets?
Love your reviews.
 
Ashley Madison