Pussy Farts

[take8easy]

Pussy Farting: (An art?)

So, I was with this (non Caucasian/white) SP and suddenly I heard the sound of puuurrrddd. Luckily my nose was away from her hips and I just decided not to let it bother me. I kept on going with whatever I was doing and then I noticed she was squeezing her stomach muscles and then another rrrrrippppp, another little bomb is dropped. I was thinking "this is rude!!". For next few minutes I tried to breathe as little as possible and had my face near her neck to avoid the smell.

After a few moment, another one!!! Then I realized these were pussy farts. Now, I've known that pussies do fart, well not really "fart" fart, but air does get in. I know with my own partner, sometimes, in doggy style, when I pull it out some air gets in and then it blasts out when my partner lies on her back again. I know it WAS embarrassing (for her). It does happen accidentally, but why would someone do it on purpose!!

Getting back to the SP, she did it at least three four times on first visit and then again the same on my repeat visit. So, is this a turn on for some guys? I am sure it must be, in some cultures and ethnicity, because she did it with considerable effort. In fact she did it while I was at DATY-ing. There was no foul smell or taste or anything, just warm air hitting my face. lol. I wanted to ask her but her English was worse than mine and frankly I didn't want to embarrass her as I might repeat her.

For me it was not really a turn off and certainly not a turn on, but it certainly makes me chuckle even though it's been a while.

I just thought I should share it with you. and now it is time for me to ........ blast off.



I must also apologize for using the word f a r t. Usually I avoid using 'the words', but for sake of humor, I decided to circumvent my rules.

 

[Rebound]

The term or act you have been literally facing is queefing.

 

[Slapshot1]

It can be a little surprising, yes, but common. Especially in certain positions such as doggy, air gets in there with every stroke and it has to go somewhere. Ya know, out the same spot it went in because the body won't absorb it. It's definitely hard not to be a little surprised or even chuckle a bit when this happens, but, if she isn't worried about it, neither should you. Just keep on a goin

 

[badbadboy]

Pussy Farting: (An art?)

So, I was with this (non Caucasian/white) SP and suddenly I heard the sound of puuurrrddd. Luckily my nose was away from her hips and I just decided not to let it bother me. I kept on going with whatever I was doing and then I noticed she was squeezing her stomach muscles and then another rrrrrippppp, another little bomb is dropped. I was thinking "this is rude!!". For next few minutes I tried to breathe as little as possible and had my face near her neck to avoid the smell.

After a few moment, another one!!! Then I realized these were pussy farts. Now, I've known that pussies do fart, well not really "fart" fart, but air does get in. I know with my own partner, sometimes, in doggy style, when I pull it out some air gets in and then it blasts out when my partner lies on her back again. I know it WAS embarrassing (for her). It does happen accidentally, but why would someone do it on purpose!!

Getting back to the SP, she did it at least three four times on first visit and then again the same on my repeat visit. So, is this a turn on for some guys? I am sure it must be, in some cultures and ethnicity, because she did it with considerable effort. In fact she did it while I was at DATY-ing. There was no foul smell or taste or anything, just warm air hitting my face. lol. I wanted to ask her but her English was worse than mine and frankly I didn't want to embarrass her as I might repeat her.

For me it was not really a turn off and certainly not a turn on, but it certainly makes me chuckle even though it's been a while.

I just thought I should share it with you. and now it is time for me to ........ blast off.



I must also apologize for using the word f a r t. Usually I avoid using 'the words', but for sake of humor, I decided to circumvent my rules.

I have learned to speak Queef over the years.

Recently I heard one saying "thanks BBB, that was fun!" ound:

 

[take8easy]

I have learned to speak Queef over the years.

Recently I heard one saying "thanks BBB, that was fun!" ound:

Speak queef? Can men can 'speak' queef? I mean, we can hear it yes we can. Heck, anyone would hear the sound (similar to a corrugated cardboard being ripped into two), with only two ppl in the room... but how the heck would a man speak queef?

Are you sure you are not talking about the exhausts of the gaseous remnants of your lunch.

 

[take8easy]

It can be a little surprising, yes, but common. Especially in certain positions such as doggy, air gets in there with every stroke and it has to go somewhere. Ya know, out the same spot it went in because the body won't absorb it. It's definitely hard not to be a little surprised or even chuckle a bit when this happens, but, if she isn't worried about it, neither should you. Just keep on a goin

No No, I get what you are saying. In fact, I am familiar with queefing. I have witnessed it at home too.

But I am just curious if it is considered to be erotic? lol ...

Imagine being queefed at, while you are engaged in a soft, sensual, seductive kiss and suddenly ......... you hear the sound of old corrugated cardboard being ripped into two. Personally speaking, it can be amusing, but not sexy.

 

[Slapshot1]

Hard to be deemed erotic while you are holding back a chuckle. So I'm a no on the erotic scale.

 

[badbadboy]

Speak queef? Can men can 'speak' queef? I mean, we can hear it yes we can. Heck, anyone would hear the sound (similar to a corrugated cardboard being ripped into two), with only two ppl in the room... but how the heck would a man speak queef?

Are you sure you are not talking about the exhausts of the gaseous remnants of your lunch.

No no not at all. I am after all a very cunning linguist who has developed a keen sense of sound and can converse in Queef by adjusting my larynx sound to emulate the Queef sound.

I have been able to carry on a few conversations in Queef.

Recently, a Queef from a well known SP said to me "BBB, pfffft, what's up with all this nonsensical stuff about 'uringasms'?

I just shrugged and said "the newbie thinks he knows everything"

 

[InnocentBoy]

You mean you guys never blow some air in there on purpose on DATY just to see what happens?

 

[take8easy]

You mean you guys never blow some air in there on purpose on DATY just to see what happens?

Speaking of blowing air in...

One night, a boy saw his mother cow-girling his dad furiously. Next day he asked his mom about what was going on.

The mother replied, "You know honey, have you ever noticed your dad's belly looks so big? He has too much air in his tummy and I was just trying to deflate him by jumping on him."

The boy responded innocently, "But mom, there is no use. Because after you leave for works, the next door lady comes over, uses her mouth and fills daddy's tummy with air everyday."

 

[badbadboy]

Do you also speak Klingon?

I always figured you for a Romulan. :nod:

 

[lars_from_mars]

I think I visited the same vocal vag today. South Surrey? Umm... her name rhymes with nasal? :eyebrows:

 

[vancity_cowboy]

Nice idea for a thread.

This is to all the SP's. Very few of you cum while we are DATY-ing, so don't pretend that you did. I honestly believe out of 1900 I have seen, there is just one SP (or two) that really had orgasm while I was dining at the Y.

It is even more ridiculous when they (pretend to) cum twice!! Wow, since when have I become an multiple orgasm giver. I guess Sp's have learned that it gives guys a false "I can satisfy a woman" feeling.

And pussy farting ......... don't even get me started. I expect some lashing on this, but I firmly believe that women don't pussy fart. You morons (talking to men), the SP farts in your face out her asshole. Don't you get it? "Oh yes, I made her pussy fart twice.", bull-fucking-shit.

Fine guys, if you think you want to think you made an Sp pussy fart, sure, go ahead, pay her a few more greens. So she can give you a (brown) fart that is over a minute long and she fills your nose with her 'gasses'. May be her gasses includes flavor of timmy's, smell of last night's martinis blended with the garlic toast she chewed on earlier.

Pussy farting! Give me a break. There should be a new word for this "queefing".

Don't get me wrong, I am as sick in bed as they come. SPs, if you are into watersports, sure let us try it. But warn me before you 'pussy fart', so I can avoid having my nose used as a toilet.

Just my two cents on hard fucking rewarded with pussy farting.

 

[felixthecat]

Nicely done VC. We surely didn't have enough of them nonsense posts. It also helps there's no [ sarcasm ] tags, this way anybody can interpret it the way they like.

 

[tadolder]

Nice idea for a thread.

This is to all the SP's. Very few of you cum while we are DATY-ing, so don't pretend that you did. I honestly believe out of 1900 I have seen, there is just one SP (or two) that really had orgasm while I was dining at the Y.

It is even more ridiculous when they (pretend to) cum twice!! Wow, since when have I become an multiple orgasm giver. I guess Sp's have learned that it gives guys a false "I can satisfy a woman" feeling.

And pussy farting ......... don't even get me started. I expect some lashing on this, but I firmly believe that women don't pussy fart. You morons (talking to men), the SP farts in your face out her asshole. Don't you get it? "Oh yes, I made her pussy fart twice.", bull-fucking-shit.

Fine guys, if you think you want to think you made an Sp pussy fart, sure, go ahead, pay her a few more greens. So she can give you a (brown) fart that is over a minute long and she fills your nose with her 'gasses'. May be her gasses includes flavor of timmy's, smell of last night's martinis blended with the garlic toast she chewed on earlier.

Pussy farting! Give me a break. There should be a new word for this "queefing".

Don't get me wrong, I am as sick in bed as they come. SPs, if you are into watersports, sure let us try it. But warn me before you 'pussy fart', so I can avoid having my nose used as a toilet.

Just my two cents on hard fucking rewarded with pussy farting.

Bravo!!!!!!! Well done, that could very well be the post of the year.

 

[WHOA]

Nice idea for a thread.

This is to all the SP's. Very few of you cum while we are DATY-ing, so don't pretend that you did. I honestly believe out of 1900 I have seen, there is just one SP (or two) that really had orgasm while I was dining at the Y.

It is even more ridiculous when they (pretend to) cum twice!! Wow, since when have I become an multiple orgasm giver. I guess Sp's have learned that it gives guys a false "I can satisfy a woman" feeling.

And pussy farting ......... don't even get me started. I expect some lashing on this, but I firmly believe that women don't pussy fart. You morons (talking to men), the SP farts in your face out her asshole. Don't you get it? "Oh yes, I made her pussy fart twice.", bull-fucking-shit.

Fine guys, if you think you want to think you made an Sp pussy fart, sure, go ahead, pay her a few more greens. So she can give you a (brown) fart that is over a minute long and she fills your nose with her 'gasses'. May be her gasses includes flavor of timmy's, smell of last night's martinis blended with the garlic toast she chewed on earlier.

Pussy farting! Give me a break. There should be a new word for this "queefing".

Don't get me wrong, I am as sick in bed as they come. SPs, if you are into watersports, sure let us try it. But warn me before you 'pussy fart', so I can avoid having my nose used as a toilet.

Just my two cents on hard fucking rewarded with pussy farting.

I had no idea it was possible to fuck that much and yet know nothing about fucking

 

[Man Mountain]

A buddy told me this one years ago:

A sexually inexperienced guy goes to visit an SP. While they're spending a few minutes getting acquainted, the SP asks the guy if there's anything special in which he's interested for their session. He sheepishly explains that while he has often heard about it, he's never experienced a 69 and he's hoping that she can show him what it is. She, of course, happily agrees. So, when the time comes, she shows him the position and begins to blow him while he performs DATY. The guy is starting to understand why he's heard so many good things about this 69 and just as he's getting into it, she queefs. He's momentarily taken aback but the SP continues to pleasure him orally, so he shrugs it off and goes back to performing DATY on her. Again, he's really getting into it when all of a sudden, another queef rips right out.

This time he stops abruptly and says, "Okay, that's enough! Please stop! If that's what it is, I don't wanna be around for the other 67!"

 

[Ms Erica Phoenix]

You mean you guys never blow some air in there on purpose on DATY just to see what happens?

Don't do it, please! This leads to experiements with bicycle pumps and before you know it, EMBOLISMS. Just don't do it.

 

[badbadboy]

Nice idea for a thread.

This is to all the SP's. Very few of you cum while we are DATY-ing, so don't pretend that you did. I honestly believe out of 19 I have seen, there is just one SP (or two ) that really had orgasm while I was dining at the Y.

It is even more ridiculous when they (pretend to) cum twice!! Wow, since when have I become an multiple orgasm giver. I guess Sp's have learned that it gives guys a false "I can satisfy a woman" feeling.

And squirting ......... don't even get me started. I expect some lashing on this, but I firmly believe that women don't squirt. You morons (talking to men), the SP pees on ur mouth. Don't you get it? "Oh yes, I made her squirt twice.", bull-fucking-shit.

Fine guys, if you think you want to think you made an Sp squirt, sure, go ahead, pay her a few more greens. So she can give you a (yellow brown) squirt that is over a minute long and she fills your mouth with her 'juices'. May be her juices includes flavor of timmy's, smell of last night's martinis blended with the garlic toast she chewed on earlier.

Squirting! Give me a break. There should be a new word for this "Urin-gasm".

Don't get me wrong, I am as sick in bed as they come. SPs, if you are into watersports, sure let us try it. But warn me before you 'squirt', so I can avoid having my mouth used as a toilet.
Just my two cents on cunnilingus rewarded with urin-gasm.

Nice idea for a thread.

This is to all the SP's. Very few of you cum while we are DATY-ing, so don't pretend that you did. I honestly believe out of 1900 I have seen, there is just one SP (or two) that really had orgasm while I was dining at the Y.

It is even more ridiculous when they (pretend to) cum twice!! Wow, since when have I become an multiple orgasm giver. I guess Sp's have learned that it gives guys a false "I can satisfy a woman" feeling.

And pussy farting ......... don't even get me started. I expect some lashing on this, but I firmly believe that women don't pussy fart. You morons (talking to men), the SP farts in your face out her asshole. Don't you get it? "Oh yes, I made her pussy fart twice.", bull-fucking-shit.

Fine guys, if you think you want to think you made an Sp pussy fart, sure, go ahead, pay her a few more greens. So she can give you a (brown) fart that is over a minute long and she fills your nose with her 'gasses'. May be her gasses includes flavor of timmy's, smell of last night's martinis blended with the garlic toast she chewed on earlier.

Pussy farting! Give me a break. There should be a new word for this "queefing".

Don't get me wrong, I am as sick in bed as they come. SPs, if you are into watersports, sure let us try it. But warn me before you 'pussy fart', so I can avoid having my nose used as a toilet.

Just my two cents on hard fucking rewarded with pussy farting.

Great Minds think alike ound:

I like VCC's story better though :nod:

 

[vancity_cowboy]

Great Minds think alike ound:

and fools seldom differ...