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Punt's Review of The Ultimate Domme

PuntMeister

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Dear Perbites,

Those who know me, know I that I have been around for awhile (ancient some would say), and that I don't muck about when I write a review. I tell it honestly, like it is. However, the Puntmeister has not been inspired to write a strong review for quite some time. Oh sure, there were good experiences and repeats, but nothing toe-curling or earth shattering that caused me to run screamming through the rooms of perb, singing the glories of my latest infatuation.

......until this summer. When I met HER. My ULTIMATE DOMME. You see, Punt believed he had experienced the ultimate domme in San Francisco about 12 years ago. It was only one session, and it was soooo perfect, I felt that it could never be topped. When I had the opportunity to repeat, I learned she had retired and dissappeared. It saddened me. The world had lost a talent. Woodstock was over, Hendrix was dead. Since then, it was like I was bouncing about for a decade or so, never expecting anything to rival that pinnacle moment. I was going through the motions and slowly growing weary of it. I felt like I was the lead character in that interview with a vampire movie--sitting in a chair just letting time pass me by. My power and my passion idle, in a deep dark trance. But, my fellow pooners and perbites, my faith in dommekind has been re-ignited! Yes my kinky friends, Puntmeister has experienced new highs! I am floating across the stage of life once again.

From our first meeting, I was immediately enthralled. When a beautiful domme pushes her breasts up against me, wraps her hands around my throat, and tells me I will do exactly what she says, it kinda works. I get excited in a good yet apprehensive way. From there it just progressed and escalated, and all my fantasies came roaring back to life. I don't have to tell you a list of activities--just imaging whatever you dream about happening; all your fantasies bursting out in a flourish.

I should point out that there is a rare skill that Punt really craves, and seldom finds. It is the ability of a woman to seduce me and dominate me with her voice. Not that mean bitchy domme shout, rather that soft, lilty, teasy voice that melts you, carresses you like a fine shiraz deposits a path of purple velvet across your tongue. Hypnotic and powerful, demanding in one moment, soft and stroking the next. She can jump inside my head and resonate with my soul, build me up, seduce me, then jump back out and shock me in an instant. The mind fuck, or should I say mind control. That is big. And Rare. And uniquely awesome when you find it.

On subsequent sessions, I learned my new treasure possessed inate sexuality beyond anything I could imagine. She would delight in surprising me with a different wardrobe and role play. She would control my body, my mind, my sexuality. Holy crap batman, that's domination. I will take a jumbo platter please.... A few gems that I must share include her incredible bondage skills (I can be such a tie and tease slut), and the beautiful fact that she leaves her heels on right through the session, no matter what she does with me. OK, heels might not be a big thing for you, but it's over the top for Punt. Now I could throw some numbers our here for LAS, etc, but honestly it would be meaningless to you. To me, it's like the amplifier on spinal tap--"this one has eleven".

So to wrap up this reverie, I defer to the finest quote I have seen on the board this year (thanks 'Toon): "the best fuck I ever had". 'nuff said.

Mistress Lalani, thank you for the wonderful sessions. You are my Ultimate Domme. I will be back. (the rest of you blokes, get in line).

-Punt.
 

edmontonsubbie

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Now, that.....is a review. I felt like I was listening to Jian Ghomeshi introducing his next guest or awarding the prize for the letter of the day. You Punt, have won the letter of the day.

eddie
 

uncleg

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Good one..............you do have a way with words, kind of like M.Lalani seems to have had with you.

 

LalaniElectrica

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Wow Punt! Thanks for the amazing review!!! Really happy to know I have made your dreams come true! It is My pleasure! I am not finished yet, there's always more to explore, and I am really excited for O/our next session! Will be thinking about more delicious ways to tease and torment you at My command...always! ;) Mistress Electrica xo~
 

uncleg

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Now, that.....is a review. I felt like I was listening to Jian Ghomeshi introducing his next guest or awarding the prize for the letter of the day. You Punt, have won the letter of the day.

eddie






...................as you're checking your schedule and hoping family and friends on the Island still love you...............:D
 
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Mistress Lalani, thank you for the wonderful sessions. You are my Ultimate Domme. I will be back. (the rest of you blokes, get in line).

-Punt.
I'm telling you guys, Mistress Lalani has a way of getting into your head. I was completely mesmerized by her stunning eyes, that sultry voice, that evil grin. I would have done anything to please her. *sigh* God she's good.
 

PuntMeister

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Good one..............you do have a way with words, kind of like M.Lalani seems to have had with you.

Blush, tips hat. Why thankyou for the compliments everyone. I even won Eddie's coveted "Letter of the Day" award, although I have no fucking idea who Jian Ghomeshi is, nor do I care.

An old flame once told me:
- You write better than you talk,
- You fuck better than you walk,
- But mostly I love to watch you cook!
(she did enjoy my manic and somewhat cirque du skillet culinary skills).

But the true prize has to go to my muse for this article, the stunning Mistress Electrica.

Glad you all enjoyed the ride. Just stay in the back seat.
 

LalaniElectrica

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Oh Punt, you do have a way with words!
That is one reason why I like you so much! Do you know what that means?
Mmm, time for a little treat... yes, it may hurt a little- that just paves the way
for greater pleasure that will last for weeks :p

Looking forward to tying you up and taking total advantage of you again, for My amusement! ;)
LixXx~
Mistress Electrica
 

uncleg

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Oh Punt, you do have a way with words!
That is one reason why I like you so much! Do you know what that means?
Mmm, time for a little treat... yes, it may hurt a little- that just paves the way
for greater pleasure that will last for weeks :p

Looking forward to tying you up and taking total advantage of you again, for My amusement! ;)
LixXx~
Mistress Electrica


Really..............ever consider the rest of us might like a chuckle as well? Take pictures woman ! Post, post, post.




...............or give us a call ahead of time when he books and eddie and I'll show up to watch, drink the scotch and enjoy watching him squirm. :D
 

PuntMeister

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Unc! The Safety Word is Banana--a classic Family Guy scene. I just love the way Peter and Lois talk about serious child rearing and school issues, juxtaposed with their casually preparations for a rather elaborate BDSM session. Now that is Television! Wish I could find a higher def version, as it is such a classic! Thanks for jogging my memory.

 

uncleg

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Yes..........Family Guy does have its moments......
 

LalaniElectrica

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Hey, Anton, yes, your service has been required for a long time now...I still remember the first time W/we met...I was watching you all night long, wondering if you would even have the balls to look at Me. Looks like I did end up making My way over after all...I could tell your balls were full of cum, and now there is no escape for you! I will be sharpening My nails until W/we meet again!

Yes, I should definitely take some pics of Punt for A/all to enjoy! Are W/we even using safewords Punt? Banana? Ok, well I will have to force you to say banana next time! It'll be fun! ;) It could, however, be a challenge, which is something I do enjoy!
 

PuntMeister

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No need for pics.... Here's the video!

Banana.

...just say'in...

 

PuntMeister

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Talk about a way with words!. Mind if I use that sometime?
You may use it however and wherever you wish, Anna. But you might have to make me a nice omlette, or something lovingly sauteed. (gotta milk the copyright for something, dammit). Still mastering the double pancake flip. Sucks when the wet side hits the counter top or floor. No 3-second rule on that one!

-Punt.
 

PuntMeister

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YOU want ME to cook? My, you are a brave one, aren't you?
Too brave for my own good sometimes.... Hey, but it has made for an interesting life :)

P.S. I bet you look fetching cooking in the nude, or in lingerie, or come to think of it in a school girl uniform or a nun's outfit.
 

uncleg

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Hijack....................

So, how did you get Hunka into the Santa suit.........not that he'd put up much of a scrap at his age.


 

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LALANI ELECTRICA
(some details you may find useful) First I learn she is not named after the Greek mythology goddess Electra, a principal of classic tragedies,
sister of Orestes, and daughter of murdered god Agamemnon.

Mid Nov weekend afternnon visit to Nanaimo. Need to see what makes this mid 30s woman so good with guys. Like her responses to my email questions even if I have to wait sometimes for the busy lady. Like her direct way on the phone. "Don't get lost finding me" she says. Her directions are OK but I have a map in case I get it wrong. At the door she has very warm welcome kiss/embrace. Powerful but pretty eyes. Under the gown is a yoga outfit...not for the public gym. Her glamorous legs are bare as requested. In lieu of a bdsm/femdom session I request a 1 hr tantric massage/GFE/FS. "Fine with me" she says as we tour the dungeon which has a 2pce bathrom adjacent. Shower there is out of order but one is upstairs. We agree "no wine" as it is early on a busy day for us both. Chocolate? Yes. LE turns me on with passionate DFK. With my clothes off on the comfy bed she goes to work masssaging my tight spots...excellent. We enjoy some kissing, caressing and mutual feather-teasing. Soon into HJ, BJ, DATY and 69 like the best. In no time LE pops off and then this old-timer goes bang. We slow down for a while. Then before I know it she has done like no other and got me up for another round...not happened for long time. LE has a special power. It's time for doggie and her butt is so shapely. Very deluxe HJ fm the mistress. Some time for cuddle and chat. Offers me a shower even though we are overtime. No clockwatcher. So totally focused on my pleasure she has not even asked for the donation... a first for me. Unlike other SPs who advertise toys, LE actually has them. Lots. Most SPs refuse to use my toys. Not LE. She makes real good use of my favorite toy on me.

Lalani has an atttractive dancer's body with substantial art work on port side midships(see photo). She likes singing, acting, performing, entertaining, and travel. Very confident and adaptive to requests. Power and femdom are her forte but she can be a sensuous, erotic, and consensual GF equally well. Or do a duo with Alexis de Vyne who was not available on my visiting day. LE seemed all I could handle. Would it be too ambitious to take on Alexis at the same time? Going back for sure. Lalani is a rich treasure.
 
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PuntMeister

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LALANI ELECTRICA
(some details you may find useful) First I learn she is not named after the Greek mythology goddess Electra, a principal of classic tragedies,
sister of Orestes, and daughter of murdered god Agamemnon.

Mid Nov weekend afternnon visit to Nanaimo. Need to see what makes this mid 30s woman so good with guys. Like her responses to my email questions even if I have to wait sometimes for the busy lady. Like her direct way on the phone. "Don't get lost finding me" she says. Her directions are OK but I have a map in case I get it wrong. At the door she has very warm welcome kiss/embrace. Powerful but pretty eyes. Under the gown is a yoga outfit...not for the public gym. Her glamorous legs are bare as requested. In lieu of a bdsm/femdom session I request a 1 hr tantric massage/GFE/FS. "Fine with me" she says as we tour the dungeon which has a 2pce bathrom adjacent. Shower there is out of order but one is upstairs. We agree "no wine" as it is early on a busy day for us both. Chocolate? Yes. LE turns me on with passionate DFK. With my clothes off on the comfy bed she goes to work masssaging my tight spots...excellent. We enjoy some kissing, caressing and mutual feather-teasing. Soon into HJ, BJ, DATY and 69 like the best. In no time LE pops off and then this old-timer goes bang. We slow down for a while. Then before I know it she has done like no other and got me up for another round...not happened for long time. LE has a special power. It's time for doggie and her butt is so shapely. Very deluxe HJ fm the mistress. Some time for cuddle and chat. Offers me a shower even though we are overtime. No clockwatcher. So totally focused on my pleasure she has not even asked for the donation... a first for me. Unlike other SPs who advertise toys, LE actually has them. Lots. Most SPs refuse to use my toys. Not LE. She makes real good use of my favorite toy on me.

Lalani has an atttractive dancer's body with substantial art work on port side midships(see photo). She likes singing, acting, performing, entertaining, and travel. Very confident and adaptive to requests. Power and femdom are her forte but she can be a sensuous, erotic, and consensual GF equally well. Or do a duo with Alexis de Vyne who was not available on my visiting day. LE seemed all I could handle. Would it be too ambitious to take on Alexis at the same time? Going back for sure. Lalani is a rich treasure.
Hi p2v7. Thanks for un-hijacking this thread. OK, I played along with the meandering too, but good to get it back on track. If you get up the courage for a duo with LE and AD, I suggest beforehand spending about a week on a mountaintop somewhere getting your mind centred and eating a high protein diet for stamina. You'll probably need another week on the same mountaintop for cooling off afterward! Yes indeed, she is not sister of Orestes, but when she pulls out the violet wand and that grin crosses her face, you will know why Electrica suits her. Happy to hear you too enjoyed your time with this ultimate domme.

-Punt.
 

LalaniElectrica

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Thanx p2v7, for the lovely review, so glad you had an epic time with Me! If you want to book with Alexis and I, it can be very enjoyable, we can go easy on you for the first time...had a great time at yoga practice and thanx for helping Me with the splits!

Yes, the violet wand was one of the activities I really loved from the start, the name Electrica is because I am a Sagittarius and the ruling planet is jupiter, the ruler of Jupiter is Zeus, the God of the Gods, and he commands the lightening! It's a bit mythological, and I love an intense storm from time to time...and have some Masculine tendencies as well ;)

Had a great time this weekend Punt! Thanx for coming down to the show and the after-party was perhaps even more fun!!! :) Perhaps next time Beautiful Anna can come with and the 2 of us can hang out in lingerie in the morning while you make us some sexy french toast and berries! mmm...
 

PuntMeister

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Had a great time this weekend Punt! Thanx for coming down to the show and the after-party was perhaps even more fun!!! :) Perhaps next time Beautiful Anna can come with and the 2 of us can hang out in lingerie in the morning while you make us some sexy french toast and berries! mmm...
Strawberries or Blueberries? Who cares, I'm all in....
 
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