Pooning Across The Border Advisory

lukom

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Take this with a grain of salt. Not that we have much reason to be going to the US at the moment, but this was a conversation i overheard between two colleagues. One is a lady in her late 50s. Shes Hispanic and was talking about how she had mixed feelings about her niece in the US was able to skip the queue to enter police training. Shes almost 20, and they approved her to start training under the condition that she starts off doing undercover work in 6 months as a "bait" prostitute. The minimum age to start training is otherwise 21, but theyre making these hush hush exceptions for young women willing to bait johns. The aunt was going on about how theyre using beautifully and young minority girls to do the dirty work of law enforcement...etc She mentioned something that police in Bellingham believe that Canadians are a large population group who go to Washington state for pooning, and somehow the pooning is correlated with the BS Trump is spewing about Canadians bringing in fentanyl. So they want to crack down on johns, particularly Canadians johns. Be safe!
 

localguy

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Much like the Trump tariffs rhetoric. Sure, there's a large college population in Bellingham but no one here is going down there to poon. We have way more options here and it's also cheaper.

We go down there mainly for Trader Joe's and cheap booze.
 

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Anyone crossing the border to poon at this point is playing Russian Roulette. There's no pass for any foreigner caught breaking any US law at this point. If you are lucky they will just deport you back to Canada and not El Salvador. Buy Canadian, in the grocery store and pooning too.
 

lukom

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Much like the Trump tariffs rhetoric. Sure, there's a large college population in Bellingham but no one here is going down there to poon. We have way more options here and it's also cheaper.

We go down there mainly for Trader Joe's and cheap booze.
Yup. Kerry Gold Butter for me lol
 

GeeBeeP

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Shit.. a couple wants me to join for a threesome and I was really considering it, across the border at their hotel.. but I sure don’t need many reasons to say no if there is some chance of sketchy entrapment situations.
Suggest that they come north of the border to see you instead, maybe even offer to pay for the hotel. If there’s crickets you may have dodged a bullet in more ways than one.
 
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Larry's Torch

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I feel that you are more likely to end up arrested in the states for an activity that is only enforced in Canada if it involves trafficking or minors. Consenting adults aren't usually sitting in a cell.
 
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lukom

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Shit.. a couple wants me to join for a threesome and I was really considering it, across the border at their hotel.. but I sure don’t need many reasons to say no if there is some chance of sketchy entrapment situations.
I wouldn't at this time.
Suggest that they come north of the border to see you instead, maybe even offer to pay for the hotel. If there’s crickets you may have dodged a bullet in more ways than one.
This!
 

lukom

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I feel that you are more likely to end up arrested in the states for an activity that is only enforced in Canada if it involves trafficking or minors. Consenting adults aren't usually sitting in a cell.
Probably, though it's better to be safe than sorry.
 

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LOL, I am down here. If you do come down to Seattle get some tacos from the Taco Trucks, its freaking good and my daily food at work. Real Mexicans work there too. Pooning in Seattle ha ha.
 
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PuntMeister

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A guy got refussd entry for intent to procure. Old texts to local SP’s considered probable. Needs a pardon / legal $ before he can enter.

If you go to the states, clean off all your electronic skeletens before hitting the border.
 

lukom

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LOL, I am down here. If you do come down to Seattle get some taco from the Taco Trucks, its freaking good and my daily food at work. Real Mexicans work there too. Pooning in Seattle ha ha
The Mexican food entering Washington state is by far the best. Beats most places here. The Tamales trucks are amazing.
 
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Once you go black

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Much like the Trump tariffs rhetoric. Sure, there's a large college population in Bellingham but no one here is going down there to poon. We have way more options here and it's also cheaper.

We go down there mainly for Trader Joe's and cheap booze.
I heard the Bellingham trader joes is pretty dead atm due to lack of Canadians.
 
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apple9927

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A guy got refussd entry for intent to procure. Old texts to local SP’s considered probable. Needs a pardon / legal $ before he can enter.

If you go to the states, clean off all your electronic skeletens before hitting the border.
Very creepy for a government to care about one's sex life.
 

PuntMeister

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Very creepy for a government to care about one's sex life.
oh, they don’t care about about your sex life.

no, they care about promoting and upholding their perverse sense of morality, and interpreting the laws to suck the fun out of any debauchery we other promiscuous humans might get ourselves into so that that their Sunday church service can be all white and righteous while repenting upon their various daliancrs and ‘splaining that boning their neighbours wives are somohow different situations because the lord lives in them.

eh men?
 

lukom

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A guy got refussd entry for intent to procure. Old texts to local SP’s considered probable. Needs a pardon / legal $ before he can enter.

If you go to the states, clean off all your electronic skeletens before hitting the border.
You're better off just using a separate device for any pooning, and just keep your regular device for non pooning. Delete all apps, like WhatsApp, Facebook, and any texts bashing the US, Trump, or Israel (yes, Israel too), or they will prevent you from going through. A friend who is Canadian was not allowed entry for making a post on his Facebook profile saying there should never be any reason to hit hospitals or schools in Gaza, or something along the lines of police wouldn't shoot up a school to take a down school shooter so why would Israel bomb an entire hospital under the suspicion of there being terrorists underground. Regardless of your position on the situation, you can agree that's a stupid reason to refuse entry into the US. Guy was born and raised in Canada, and not Middle Eastern, 100% old stock Canadian.
 

lukom

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oh, they don’t care about about your sex life.

no, they care about promoting and upholding their perverse sense of morality, and interpreting the laws to suck the fun out of any debauchery we other promiscuous humans might get ourselves into so that that their Sunday church service can be all white and righteous while repenting upon their various daliancrs and ‘splaining that boning their neighbours wives are somohow different situations because the lord lives in them.

eh men?
The irony is having sex with a sex worker = bad, but cheating on one's spouse with another persons spouse is perfectly acceptable and legal. So not only ruining your own marriage but ruining another is perfectly fine. Shitbags.
 
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