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http://portableapps.com/


This site allows you to create a "portable" app. So say at the moment you use the Chrome browser to surf Perb.cc but you have to remember to clean the browser cache lest your wife finds out you've been at Perb.cc. Well portable apps fixes this. You can install Chrome on a jump drive and when you need to surf and hide your tracks you plug in the jump drive and run Chrome from the jump drive. When you're done, you unplug the jump drive & the cache of your browser has no record of Perb. It stops those 3 AM wake ups when you realize "oh shit, I forgot to clean the cache out". You could put a password on the jump drive (or Bitlocker) and no one could snoop the drive.

And it's free.
 

take8easy

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Either that or ................. you just stop cheating and quit pooning.......... (LikeTHAT's really going to happen anytime soon. )
 

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Nice! Another thing -- marrieds who own Macs that run on Sierra and who communicate with SPs via DM on Twitter might want to check their Notifications settings. It seems that Sierra defaults to providing on screen notifications for all the apps on your Mac, and that becomes a little awkward when an SP on Twitter messages you back while your wife is using the Mac :fear: :smash::bolt:
Uh oh!! Dare I ask...?
 
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Nice! Another thing -- marrieds who own Macs that run on Sierra and who communicate with SPs via DM on Twitter might want to check their Notifications settings. It seems that Sierra defaults to providing on screen notifications for all the apps on your Mac, and that becomes a little awkward when an SP on Twitter messages you back while your wife is using the Mac :fear: :smash::bolt:
I probably don't have to tell you this, but you are aware that a woman would sit on that type of information waiting to slaughter you, right? I'd recommend you setup profiles on your computer for each family member. This way each person has their own login. Just don't give them admin rights because they can see everything in your folders regardless.
 

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Chrome has Incognito mode, and Firefox has Private mode. In both these cases, no cache, no browsing history is kept. Browse away and when done, just close the window. No external hard drives, no secondary apps needed.

I used to not use private mode, and relied on deleting browsing history. Problem with that was that any links I had clicked on where coloured to show I'd been there. I was browsing craig's list or backpage one day with my son, looking for car parts. He noticed I had at some point clicked on the adult Services ( or whatever) link. Doh! Wirh private mode, this does not happen.
 
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Chrome has Incognito mode, and Firefox has Private mode. In both these cases, no cache, no browsing history is kept. Browse away and when done, just close the window. No external hard drives, no secondary apps needed.

I used to not use private mode, and relied on deleting browsing history. Problem with that was that any links I had clicked on where coloured to show I'd been there. I was browsing craig's list or backpage one day with my son, looking for car parts. He noticed I had at some point clicked on the adult Services ( or whatever) link. Doh! Wirh private mode, this does not happen.
Incognito mode still writes cache, cookies, etc, to your hard drive even if only temporarily so it could easily be captured. And it still writes to a pagefile.sys which, if extracted, can easily be reassembled. Portable apps solves that. Now, admittedly, if you're wife thinks you're cheating she'd probably install a key stroke logger.
 

agentman

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I am not married, but if i was i would be so scared of getting caught. Women are suspicious by nature.
 

manni

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How to hide your pooner surfing from your wife?

easy…don't get a wife!
 

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Once communication begins, an app like Telegram is useful, though it requires the sender and receiver to be users. It provides a ‘timebomb’ function that assigns an (optional) lifespan to a message which can vary from 1 second to 1 week, after which the message deletes for both sender and receiver. No trace is left.

This result might be a plus for people who feel they might be vulnerable to legal (or illegal) searches of their devices.

I think it would not take long for many people to become users if advertisements specified that enquiries via text message had to be sent via Telegram (or whatever). In other words, the Telegram 'infection' should begin with the advertiser.
 

BaconNeggs

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How to hide your pooner surfing from your wife?

easy…don't get a wife!
For the win!
Don't you guys have your own computer?
Or just login from your phone.
My computer is mine only, and password protected.
 

sevenofnine

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I think if your wife is suspicious your screwed,

easy to judge, but every relationship is unique different. some wives have actually given permission or turned a blind eye.
you have no idea what goes on between a man and a wife when no one is watching, easy to blame the person cheating, male or female.

but maybe they need something more, love attention, sex, someone who will listen to them, be there instead of working non stop or golfing watching the game. etc etc.

easy to judge but do you really know what goes on in someone's house.
 

UhOh

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You did not find the right one if you cheat, thats all there is to it.
Or just being stupid. Sometimes you actually do find the right one but only realize it when too late then spend years regretting being such a dumbass.
I lost a couple of really awesome women over chasing a nice set of boobs on girls I simply just wanted to fuck.
 

EuroSZabina

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What a sad, sad outlook on life. If it is the right one, you don't get tired. That is what the right one means. I feel sorry for you.
Lol, that's not my outlook at all. That's my experience with ppl I met over the years. One of my ex bf perfect example. Left his 25 year of marriage. He said that his wife was his soulmate for 20 years. Then he got tired of her and moved on. When he met me he said I'm love of his life, after 4 years later moved on to somebody else....until it's good.

I hold on to the good one, but if they want to move and cheat on you what are you going to do?
 

westwoody

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Nothing is forever, people change, circumstances change.
 

New

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Nothing is forever, people change, circumstances change.
Adding on life is all about experiences, and besides sex is just an act that every guy needs. To me your not cheating if your not emotionally involved. I'll still come home and take care of my girl because shes my girl.
 

se7landrover97

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Adding on life is all about experiences, and besides sex is just an act that every guy needs. To me your not cheating if your not emotionally involved. I'll still come home and take care of my girl because shes my girl.
Just curious. So if your wife/girl is having sex with another guy without "emotionally involved" it should be ok with you? Or this is just one sided?
 
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