Pooner Etiquette

[agentwhite]

After all of the PM's and delightful discussion with my fellow perbies, I have reluctantly but was persuaded to post the following:

Pooner Etiquette

1. Impeccable hygiene is essential. No excuses.
2. Over and above the standard donation fee, a gift such as high-end champagne, one of Louis Vuitton's line of products or perhaps even a mini-shopping trip of her choice (not an exhaustive list).
3. Be knowledgable, charming and witty along with providing interesting conversation.
4. Offer to run errands out of respect (pick up dry cleaning, grocery shopping, taking out the recycling/garbage).
5. Dancing. This can be essential as it is another form of communication.

 

[Vitargo]

this is towards sp"s? When your paying for the obvious what does it real matter if your knowledgable, charming, witty, and dance. For a civilian girl your trying to keep this makes sense. Why would you need to give anything other than the donation? A Louis Vuitton product, no way their cheapest item will get me an hour with an sp. I don't get why pooners bring wine when they visit the higher priced sp's, cause the ones I've visited asked me what I like to drink beforehand and had beverages provided.

I've done all of what was originally posted with civilian girls I like, but for an sp that is for sure appreciated but not mandatory. If you have the money then its no biggie to do with either

 

[Vanman1979]

Would you also suggest bringing them Greek food? And if so are there any Greek restaurants that you might recommend?

 

[badbadboy]

Would you also suggest bringing them Greek food? And if so are there any Greek restaurants that you might recommend?

Great idea!

Maybe after the Greek food agentwhite will give us tips on clubbing too?

 

[johnsmit]

Of course it only common sense. .. done it all . You make friends that way ... that's all

 

[canuck33660]

Wow the only thing I agree on is point #1.

1. Impeccable hygiene.
2. Make sure you arrive on time.
3. Be discrete when entering the building and her apartment.
4. Funds in an envelope and handed up front. I usually use larger bills so it is easier to confirm.
5. Respect her boundaries.
6. Leave by the appointed time.
7. Keep phone calls and texts professional and discrete.

I have no delusions that this is a "date" it is a simple business transaction.

 

[Plude]

Wow the only thing I agree on is point #1.

1. Impeccable hygiene.
2. Make sure you arrive on time.
3. Be discrete when entering the building and her apartment.
4. Funds in an envelope and handed up front. I usually use larger bills so it is easier to confirm.
5. Respect her boundaries.
6. Leave by the appointed time.
7. Keep phone calls and texts professional and discrete.

I have no delusions that this is a "date" it is a simple business transaction.

Agree on all the point mention. You're visiting a sp for one thing only, not a date.

 

[westwoody]

After all of the PM's and delightful discussion....

Dude in that one post you have covered 90% of the content of the other board LOLZ

 

[ziggyzoo]

Why stop at Champagne for over and above the ridiculous cost of the deed?

How bout a new car and a paid cruise in Bora Bora?

 

[vancity_cowboy]

Wow the only thing I agree on is point #1.

1. Impeccable hygiene.
2. Make sure you arrive on time.
3. Be discrete when entering the building and her apartment.
4. Funds in an envelope and handed up front. I usually use larger bills so it is easier to confirm.
5. Respect her boundaries.
6. Leave by the appointed time.
7. Keep phone calls and texts professional and discrete.

I have no delusions that this is a "date" it is a simple business transaction.

excellent response ^^

to which i would add the following:
8. keep your drama producing comments about other clients of theirs to yourself. nothing worse than a fuckin' blabbermouth shooting off his pie-hole about other guys to an sp. this would rank as one of the lowest forms of behaviour - somewhere down around pedophilia :doh: :frusty: :deadhorse:

 

[Avery]

After all of the PM's and delightful discussion with my fellow perbies, I have reluctantly but was persuaded to post the following:

Pooner Etiquette

1. Impeccable hygiene is essential. No excuses.
2. Over and above the standard donation fee, a gift such as high-end champagne, one of Louis Vuitton's line of products or perhaps even a mini-shopping trip of her choice (not an exhaustive list).
3. Be knowledgable, charming and witty along with providing interesting conversation.
4. Offer to run errands out of respect (pick up dry cleaning, grocery shopping, taking out the recycling/garbage).
5. Dancing. This can be essential as it is another form of communication.

Points 2, 3, 4 and 5 are obviously intended as a joke, but point 1 is serious. By mixing humour with serious stuff, some people (e.g. Vitargo) won't get the humour.

 

[westwoody]

I cannot tell if the OP is serious or not.

Hence the reference to the other board which focusses less on reviews and more on grovelling sycophancy.

 

[LADY-VIA]

After all of the PM's and delightful discussion with my fellow perbies, I have reluctantly but was persuaded to post the following:

Pooner Etiquette

1. Impeccable hygiene is essential. No excuses.
2. Over and above the standard donation fee, a gift such as high-end champagne, one of Louis Vuitton's line of products or perhaps even a mini-shopping trip of her choice (not an exhaustive list).
3. Be knowledgable, charming and witty along with providing interesting conversation.
4. Offer to run errands out of respect (pick up dry cleaning, grocery shopping, taking out the recycling/garbage).
5. Dancing. This can be essential as it is another form of communication.

Sounds good I personally think Louis Vuitton bags are ugly however I would gladly take a paid vacation trip or a painting from an artist I like

 

[badbadboy]

Points 2, 3, 4 and 5 are obviously intended as a joke, but point 1 is serious. By mixing humour with serious stuff, some people (e.g. Vitargo) won't get the humour.

Exactly and given the OP did have an interest in Asian Micro's, I would gather that he is just winding people up in this thread because of the low cost nature of the SP's he has visited. Unless of course he visits an AMP and leaves a $1000 gift along with his $160 donation ound:

 

[rick hunter]

I don't drink wine so I save on that. If I have repeated with a sp (only 3 so far) then I will bring back some items from my travels. If it's Christmas or Valentines or her birthday then I'll buy a few gifts. Like someone else said on here, the best tip/gift is a repeat visit.

 

[girth-brooks]

Did a blog awhile back on advice for newbies:

http://perb.cc/vbulletin/entry.php?202-Newbie-Tips-For-Having-A-Great-Experience-With-A-SP

 

[UhOh]

Don't forget to bring a boner

 

[P3t3rp4n]

Always be sure to introduce yourself via your PERB handle and inform them of the impending review you are currently formulating in your head