The laws I would pass if elected
1. I would make it illegal to refuse pets of any size and any number.
2. I would make it illegal to eat pigs, cows, goats, and babies of any kind. Hunting your own food from the wild and eating it would be ok
3. If you wanted to drink dairy, you would have to own your own cow or know someone that does. The human body does not need dairy after you are weaned from your mothers breast.
4. Obviously prostitution completely legal
5. The rich would have to donate a portion of their money to help programs or third world countries, so that we can alleviate poverty and everybody can eat.
6. guns, bomb, etc would be illegal/outlawed including the army and the police. If you want to hunt, you have to use a knife, a spear, and your brain. Wars would be fought with fists, swords, and knives. That way you have to up close and personal with what you kill
Thats all I can think of for now, lol