Perbert of the Year

[Maury Beniowski]

I pondered deeply who would be most deserving of my vote.

So, I sat on the shitter and after an hour, passed a big turd.

Finally, it struck me (not the turd, you idiots)...

Hitrack, I was thinking of you when that brownie came through!

So, this honour befits you in every way.

Happy New Year everyone!

 

[chiefwiggum]

couldn't have said it better myself.

happy new year piggie!

And Happy (fuck you) New Year to you too (asshole)

 

[hitrack]

I pondered deeply who would be most deserving of my vote.

So, I sat on the shitter and after an hour, passed a big turd.

Finally, it struck me (not the turd, you idiots)...

Hitrack, I was thinking of you when that brownie came through!

So, this honour befits you in every way.

Happy New Year everyone!

Hahahahah he picked me

 

[LonelyGhost]

fuck you asshole

I was just gonna do that to your mom!

 

[Discombobbled]

I am NOT Chimp, you dumbass. There's actually a guy on here that posts under the name Chimp.

If, for some stupid reason, I AM supposed to be Chimp, all I can say is - huh? At least get the right animal - Wiggum would clearly be a pig.

You are dumb.

And you now officially BOTH SUCK.

Happy New Year !!

P.S. I voted for VanMan....anyone who invests as much time as he does finding vids/pics for you tools to whack off to deserves some recognition

Holy fuck Chimp! Are you taken things a little too seriously? Just to remind you, this is a fuckin hooker review board!

 

[LonelyGhost]

not that there's anything wrong with that, but I read it just before I was going to post that the most egregious omission is the very funny, intelligent and erudite M. Beniowski himself.

well, if it was a real poll i certainly would have included Maury, but it is a joke -- ha-ha! -- but taken very seriously by some perbites

oh, well: he who laughs last didn't get the joke ... right, Chief???

 

[vancouverman]

Hahahahah he picked me

Maury ... I'm dissapointed

 

[chiefwiggum]

Nope, you guys still suck

 

[LonelyGhost]

Nope, you guys still suck

Speaking of which ...

 

[Maury Beniowski]

Maury ... I'm dissapointed

I would have picked you VM, but I was passing this very large stool at the time, and HT popped into my head...

Thanks RD & LG for the omission votes...

 

[sexaholic]

Hitrack,no doubt!He's the man no further votes!

 

[hitrack]

If re-elected I promise to do fukk all and continue my snooze on the couch!!

 

[eljudo]

even although I may not be the author of the best reviews of the board, I here, nominate myself as the best cheap perbert of 2005

 

[vancouverman]

hmmm, I think this poll will run for at least 3 more days ...... as LG has a involuntary time off

CU later bro