Overseas travel report 2012: Savoring the spice of life

tantalizeme

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I returned from Asia buoyantly invigorated, thanks largely to erotic delights I sampled...in spite of overcrowding, lineups everywhere, crazy traffic, ubiquitous grime and air pollution, and two food-poisoning episodes.

How much of my diary do I want to share? I'm not sure. On the one hand, typing out relevant entries is a pleasant incentive to reminisce—and I'd like to think a few fellow pooners enjoy my stories and perhaps receive glimpses of possibility. But, on the other hand, I don't care for animosity that a travelling hobbyist typically evokes from pinched souls.

Here's how I could imagine this thread developing:

1. Prelude: WaiWai @ Elaine's: a natural hottie
2. Summary observations about my experiences
3. A sampling of reviews
4. Response to comments (if any)
 

badbadboy

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Tant, I say post away.

I think by now you should care less what the haters think about you.

You are always entertaining and should not worry about the negativity that your sexual tourism brings towards you.

You can always put those people on ignore. Works well for me. :D
 

tantalizeme

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1. Prelude: WaiWai @ Elaine's: a natural hottie

It's the night before my return...and I stop by my favorite Thai micro in HK.

But only Gu and A-Hong are available, both of them sweet girls who're helping to pay hospital bills for mum and dad. I've relished and ravaged them twice—and, on this very special occasion, don't really want to repeat. So I head a few blocks north to Elaine's karaoke bar.

No question: my greatest stroke of good luck was meeting Elaine. Early during my trip, after bombing out with a few bad SPs, I hesitantly walked upstairs into a karoke-type brothel. A diminutive, friendly, middle-aged mamasan named Elaine sits down with me and earnestly inquires about my wishes.

"You want what kind of girl?" she asks (in Mandarin). "There're so many."

We strike up mutually beneficial rapport, and Elaine ends up steering 9 fabulous man pleasers my way. I'm sure she forcefully instructed every girl to treat me like a king. She always made time afterward to discuss with me how things went.

This time, Elaine fixes me up with an amply-stacked, succulently nubile 22-year-old named WaiWai. The girl amazes me right away with nimble communicativeness in fluent English. I hand Eileen HK$500 for 50 min, and WaiWai walks me 2 floors up to an hourly hotel for which there's no extra charge.

I learn, WaiWai lived in Europe for 3 years. She tells me a dramatic story about a guy she met online—but the relationship bit the dust when he failed to take adequate care of her materially.

She says she does this job only part-time a few afternoons a week, as much for kicks as for extra income. I ask if she ever picks up guys to fuck in Lan Kwai Fong bars.

"I used to," WaiWai says, "when I was 19."

"Wow," I say. "How old were you when you first had sex?"

"13," she answers nonchalantly, making me feel like the late bloomer I am.

"If you don't mind telling me," I say, "how many guys have you fucked in your life?"

"Oh, a lot," she replies, with a wicked smile.

In the shower she asks politely if she can suck my cock. Not too many men would say no! I seat her on the toilet and let her mouth do its fancy tongue work on Junior. On the bed I get her to slip into crotchless fishnets and ask her to gratify my smoking fetish.

WaiWai has me light the cigarette and greedily inhales. She spoils Junior some more with her mouth while exhaling smoke all over the old rascal. She's also an eager kisser. And, unlike most of my Asian SPs, she keeps her pussy smooth-shaven.

"You like my pussy?" she asks, almost sounding concerned.

Turns out, she's DATY-loving, and I feast on that squishy beauty for quite a while.

"You're such a beautifully hot slut," I say. WaiWai readily plays along with dirty talking.

"You got that right," she says. "I'm a hot slut. And I love big cocks."

I hand her my vibrator to keep her arousal revved up while I make final penetrative preparations.

"Are you going to fuck me now?" she asks expectantly, impatiently. Words that make a man feel super welcome to ram his rod into that sweet cave! After rubbing the tip of my soldier around the outside of her well-lubed crack for a minute, I fill her up.

She's totally into it and holds eye contact beautifully. Soon she adjusts our position so that my cock grinds up against her G-spot. She starts squirming wildly. I can't help dumping part of my load prematurely and need to change condoms.

From mish I move to reverse piledriver, which seems to surprise her. But she keeps up encouraging moans.

Next I get her to turn around for doggie. "I'd love to lick your asshole," I say.

"Whatever you want," she replies.

I tongue that lovely clean soft orifice before moving on to solid pounding in doggie and lazy doggie. She often pushes rhythmically into my strokes. After a second condom change—due to another partial ejaculation—I prepare for the final blowout in mish, raising her legs high.

I play with her soft yet astonishingly large (enhanced?) boobs and pinch those nipples with slowly increasing force. She seems to like mild pain.

So I ask if, next time, I can tie her up and whip her. "You like being whipped?" I ask.

"Whatever," she says. "I always like something different." But when I suggest Greek, she shakes her head and says, "I don't do that."

WaiWai smokes another cigarette. I DFK her smoke-filled mouth, swept up in passion. I ask where she wants me to come—perhaps on her tits or face?—but she says she loves the feeling of a guy exploding inside her.

Her conch holding me in its tight grip, I break into a good sweat working up to my orgasm.
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We cuddle and chat until a phone call from the desk clerk alerts us to the end of our time. "We don't need to rush," WaiWai says.

I feel a need to compliment her and say that she's an erotic highpoint in my life. WaiWai misses her chance to say the same about me, but instead mentions a Western-born Chinese guy who, a few months ago, gave her a squirting orgasm with his fingers.

"That was terrific!" she says.

We take another leisurely shower together. She seems to take for granted we'll see each other again—and I don't have the heart to tell her, I'll leave for Canada tomorrow. We part sharing tokens of affection.

On the way out I briefly sit down with mamasan Elaine. I tell her WaiWai has great love-making talents and thank her for introducing me to great ladies. I also confess, this is my last day in HK and I won't come back for another year.

WaiWai was a true sex freak—one of the loveliest I've ever impaled. Meeting her adds to my leaving Asia with happy memories and helps make me feel reconciled to my lot in life.

I believe, only erotically charged strangers who spontaneously like each other, not long-term partners with emotional baggage, can possibly scale the heights of sensuality I savored tonight.

Expense for about 1 hour: HK$ 500 + $140 tip (Can$82). Satisfaction level: EXTREME.
 
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Notlurker123

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Good Review.

We need a hat tip/thumbs up/down feature here on PERB.

That was a two thumbs up review.

L123
 

yazoo

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Great review Tant. It's an accomplishment to get that much entertaining reading out of only an hour's session. Looking forward to more stories from your trip.

What's the environment like? Do you run into other punters at the karaoke bar, or is it a private selection with just mama and the lineup?
 

Justin Beaver

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It's really cool to hear about your pooning adventures and to read your very entertaining reviews,keep up the great work.

A friend of mine once told me the good way to deal with negative people is just to tell them that you're ok with their disapproval.It's a good mindset to keep as well.

Everyone has had different experiences in life and are'nt going to feel the same way about things and some want to impose their views on others for various reasons.As far as I'm concerned,they're more than welcome to state their views as that's the purpose of a forum but not to attack other posters based on those views.
 

manni

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I returned from Asia buoyantly invigorated, thanks largely to erotic delights I sampled...in spite of overcrowding, lineups everywhere, crazy traffic, ubiquitous grime and air pollution, and two food-poisoning episodes.

How much of my diary do I want to share? I'm not sure. On the one hand, typing out relevant entries is a pleasant incentive to reminisce—and I'd like to think a few fellow pooners enjoy my stories and perhaps receive glimpses of possibility. But, on the other hand, I don't care for animosity that a travelling hobbyist typically evokes from pinched souls.

Here's how I could imagine this thread developing:

1. Prelude: WaiWai @ Elaine's: a natural hottie
2. Summary observations about my experiences
3. A sampling of reviews
4. Response to comments (if any)
welcome back, Tantalizeme.
ever think of starting a blog? no doubt you would have many devoted readers, me being one of them.
and maybe generate income from it as well (selling ad space) to fund the pooning research. just a thought.
thanks and gratitude for sharing your research.
 

Dickson

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It's the night before my return...and I stop by my favorite Thai micro in HK.

But only Gu and A-Hong are available, both of them sweet girls who're helping to pay hospital bills for mum and dad. I've relished and ravaged them twice—and, on this very special occasion, don't really want to repeat. So I head a few blocks north to Elaine's karaoke bar.

No question: my greatest stroke of good luck was meeting Elaine. Early during my trip, after bombing out with a few bad SPs, I hesitantly walked upstairs into a karoke-type brothel. A diminutive, friendly, middle-aged mamasan named Elaine sits down with me and earnestly inquires about my wishes.

"You want what kind of girl?" she asks (in Mandarin). "There're so many."

We strike up mutually beneficial rapport, and Elaine ends up steering 9 fabulous man pleasers my way. I'm sure she forcefully instructed every girl to treat me like a king. She always made time afterward to discuss with me how things went.

This time, Elaine fixes me up with an amply-stacked, succulently nubile 22-year-old named WaiWai. The girl amazes me right away with nimble communicativeness in fluent English. I hand Eileen HK$500 for 50 min, and WaiWai walks me 2 floors up to an hourly hotel for which there's no extra charge.

I learn, WaiWai lived in Europe for 3 years. She tells me a dramatic story about a guy she met online—but the relationship bit the dust when he failed to take adequate care of her materially.

She says she does this job only part-time a few afternoons a week, as much for kicks as for extra income. I ask if she ever picks up guys to fuck in Lan Kwai Fong bars.

"I used to," WaiWai says, "when I was 19."

"Wow," I say. "How old were you when you first had sex?"

"13," she answers nonchalantly, making me feel like the late bloomer I am.

"If you don't mind telling me," I say, "how many guys have you fucked in your life?"

"Oh, a lot," she replies, with a wicked smile.

In the shower she asks politely if she can suck my cock. Not too many men would say no! I seat her on the toilet and let her mouth do its fancy tongue work on Junior. On the bed I get her to slip into crotchless fishnets and ask her to gratify my smoking fetish.

WaiWai has me light the cigarette and greedily inhales. She spoils Junior some more with her mouth while exhaling smoke all over the old rascal. She's also an eager kisser. And, unlike most of my Asian SPs, she keeps her pussy smooth-shaven.

"You like my pussy?" she asks, almost sounding concerned.

Turns out, she's DATY-loving, and I feast on that squishy beauty for quite a while.

"You're such a beautifully hot slut," I say. WaiWai readily plays along with dirty talking.

"You got that right," she says. "I'm a hot slut. And I love big cocks."

I hand her my vibrator to keep her arousal revved up while I make final penetrative preparations.

"Are you going to fuck me now?" she asks expectantly, impatiently. Words that make a man feel super welcome to ram his rod into that sweet cave! After rubbing the tip of my soldier around the outside of her well-lubed crack for a minute, I fill her up.

She's totally into it and holds eye contact beautifully. Soon she adjusts our position so that my cock grinds up against her G-spot. She starts squirming wildly. I can't help dumping part of my load prematurely and need to change condoms.

From mish I move to reverse piledriver, which seems to surprise her. But she keeps up encouraging moans.

Next I get her to turn around for doggie. "I'd love to lick your asshole," I say.

"Whatever you want," she replies.

I tongue that lovely clean soft orifice before moving on to solid pounding in doggie and lazy doggie. She often pushes rhythmically into my strokes. After a second condom change—due to another partial ejaculation—I prepare for the final blowout in mish, raising her legs high.

I play with her soft yet astonishingly large (enhanced?) boobs and pinch those nipples with slowly increasing force. She seems to like mild pain.

So I ask if, next time, I can tie her up and whip her. "You like being whipped?" I ask.

"Whatever," she says. "I always like something different." But when I suggest Greek, she shakes her head and says, "I don't do that."

WaiWai smokes another cigarette. I DFK her smoke-filled mouth, swept up in passion. I ask where she wants me to come—perhaps on her tits or face?—but she says she loves the feeling of a guy exploding inside her.

Her conch holding me in its tight grip, I break into a good sweat working up to my orgasm.
---

We cuddle and chat until a phone call from the desk clerk alerts us to the end of our time. "We don't need to rush," WaiWai says.

I feel a need to compliment her and say that she's an erotic highpoint in my life. WaiWai misses her chance to say the same about me, but instead mentions a Western-born Chinese guy who, a few months ago, gave her a squirting orgasm with his fingers.

"That was terrific!" she says.

We take another leisurely shower together. She seems to take for granted we'll see each other again—and I don't have the heart to tell her, I'll leave for Canada tomorrow. We part sharing tokens of affection.

On the way out I briefly sit down with mamasan Elaine. I tell her WaiWai has great love-making talents and thank her for introducing me to great ladies. I also confess, this is my last day in HK and I won't come back for another year.

WaiWai was a true sex freak—one of the loveliest I've ever impaled. Meeting her adds to my leaving Asia with happy memories and helps make me feel reconciled to my lot in life.

I believe, only erotically charged strangers who spontaneously like each other, not long-term partners with emotional baggage, can possibly scale the heights of sensuality I savored tonight.

Expense for about 1 hour: HK$ 500 + $140 tip (Can$82). Satisfaction level: EXTREME.
Wow great review. I have never wanted or desired to go to the far east. However reading your review I was thinking it is not tha bad.

Thanks
 

tantalizeme

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Appreciate the welcome back

Welcome back tant!

I must be psychic, lol. I predicted your return a couple hours before you posted, in this thread:

https://perb.cc/vbulletin/showthread.php?177002-Meeting-up-with-another&p=1343585#post1343585

Yes, please tell us all about your travels.

xo :)
Thanks to my esteemed brothers and unique Ms Sarah, for encouraging me to share my diary notes. I feel touched by your interest.

Sailing rather turbulent waters in 3 Asian countries allowed me to expand my horizon in several ways. Only a fraction of my time was actually spent pooning. Having projects unrelated to this hobby was a good thing because, if pooning had been my only focus, I`d probably have expected too much and ended up disappointed.

But being an unabashed consumer of paid sex certainly added lustre to this trip. I`ve come closer to one of my main goals as a pooner: feeling comfortable walking up to any SP—or into any erotic establishment—anywhere in the world and confidently negotiating service. I`m not there yet, as my awkwardness with the blond stunner at the Venetian in Macao showed; but I`ve certainly made progress.

BTW, if any contributing member of PERB is heading to HK and wishes mamasan Elaine to take him under her solicitous wings, I`m happy to share her contact info.
 

tantalizeme

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1. Siwuling @ Spiky's Thai micro: assembly-line sex at its most uninspired

Days after my arrival in HK I can finally free up time for this hobby. I go off in search of Thai micros.

Last year, the Temple Market had about half a dozen Thai micros. This time, disappointingly, I see only the spiky-haired dragon lady in her miniskirt sitting on a stool by an entranceway. The area is crawling with SWs and massage girls soliciting outside their shops, but the memory of past ripoffs dampens my interest in them.

When I approach Spiky, she leads me up a flight of stairs, saying "Suckee fuckee." The price is still HK$120 for 20 min (Can$16). The micro is a colorful, cramped space including a living room, 3 cubicles and a shower, with an aura of sleaze I find appealing.

Of Spiky's 3 girls, only Siwuling isn't currently busy. At first glance, I find Siwuling's elongate face a little strange. But she has a slender body, sweet Thai eyes and a certain submissive charm. I feel the urge to unload, so I go ahead.

Siwuling knows only a few English words and seems somewhat introverted. I hand her the HK$120 plus a HK$30 advance tip, and get her to spread a fresh towel over the bed.

Siwuling doesn't wash my goodies but straightaway launches into a very decent BBBJ. I squeeze her lovely naturals. As soon as I'm semi-hard, she reaches for a condom, but I ask her to lie down and spread herself.

She has a nice trimmed beaver. But when I want to caress it, she blocks me with her hand. So I ask her to touch herself while I jerk myself fully hard.

Seeing my size, she wordlessly pours on lube. She lies motionless as I penetrate, eyes closed, dead-fish style. Yet despite our minimal rapport, that tight silky Thai pussy feels good anyway.

My request for CG runs into point-blank refusal. Looks like Siwuling forgot all about my advance tip. Rather morosely she agrees to doggie and lazy doggie before we return to mish for the finale.

We've no emotional connection at all. She just offers up her orifice in an indifferent manner.

Too bad that my first lay on this vacation is one of my lamest ever, a bare-bones unloading service. But hey—for Can$20 I can't complain too much. At least she's civil and lets me bang away with no rushing and complaining.

After we finish I ask if her pussy hurts, and she says quietly, "A little." I dress without washing up, in a hurry to leave.

Expense for 20 min: HK$120 + HK$30 advance tip (about Can$20) Satisfaction level: Moderate. (I feel pleasantly relaxed now.)
 

tantalizeme

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2. Anran @ Spiky's: rutting until popping

The next day, walking behind the Temple St market stalls, I look in vain for other Thai micros: there's only Spiky sitting on her stool. So I decide to give her girls another try.

Spiky introduces me to Anran, telling her, "Treat him nice—he's a friend!" Anran's face is way prettier than Siwuling's, though her figure is strikingly thin.

Without fuss Anran strips naked. She sports a colorful tattoo on her venus mound. Unlike Siwuling, she insists on washing Junior; a good sign.

Then, somwhat strangely, she starts wiping my whole body with toilet paper, including my feet and soles. To get some tenderness going, I ask her to stretch out beside me. We do some mutual fondling, though she touches Junior far too timidly to wake him up.

"You got a lovely slim body," I say, stroking her breasts.

"You good too," she says—really the only words I hear her utter all session.

Soon Anran crawls down to Junior and does what she feels is expected. Her suction feels pleasant. I let her carry on for only a minute or two, not wanting to get my foreskin irritated.

Getting her to stretch out and rub her pussy, I roll on the condom. She lets me put a drop of lube on her finger and rubs it on her clit.

When I ease into that cute furry little Thai kitty, I feel her tensing up. She holds on to Junior with her hand to prevent full penetration. I'm familiar with this ploy and won't let it spoil my mood. Pumping her snug kitty feels damn nice even half-way in.

Reaching maximum rigidity, I ask Anran to climb on top. She waves off my request with a flick of her hand. I ask for doggie—another "no" wave.

Ah well, no use being upset. Looking at that pink distended honeypot, I definitely feel I'm getting my Can$20's worth.

So I just pummel this frightened little cutie in mish for a few more minutes. Anran doesn't look at me, but I get her relaxed enough so we can try mish variations: her legs on my shoulder; legs half-way up and spread wide; and legs stretched flat.

I offer her more lube, but she declines. She rolls into a slight sideways position to sabotage deep penetration while placing her hand back on my lower shaft. Can't really blame her for wanting to protect her strategic asset from my Western monstrosity.

Her cuteness and tightness work their combined magic, and I soon climax without difficulty.
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We detach instantly, and Anran sits up and takes a long time slowly stripping the condom off Junior. I guess post-coital cuddling isn't in the cards.

Once more she washes Junior with soap. I gather my lube and spare condoms, put a bit of Polysporin on my cock, and dress. We don't talk. The alienation between us is palpable.

On the way out I smile and say goodbye, but she just closes the door on me, wordlessly. On the stairs I bump into Spiky bringing up the next customer. He's a young Caucasian guy who'll probably pick Anran too, given the choice between her and Siwuling.

I'm thinking, unless I can find other Thai micros, I'll go to K-pressure next. It's 4 times more expensive but the ladies can be counted on to put in more of an effort.

But, in a way, it's healthy for me to experience just how trivial sex can be: just the opposite of the big deal most women in my life made it out to be.

Expense for 20 min: HK$120 + $30 advance tip (Can$20) Satisfaction level: Moderate
 
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tantalizeme

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3. MeiZi @ K-pressure

I've fond memories of past visits to this place—which also garnered lots of favorable reviews on the International Sex Guide website.

An officious older mamasan brings me MeiZi, a late-20s Mainland Chinese girl with a makeup-free yet lovely face and a perfect Asian body. She has perky naturals with big nipples. There's a tattoo above her smooth-shaved pubic mound.

In the shower I get the standard air-mattress treatment involving a soapy body slide over both my back and front; a BBBJ while alternating hot and cold water in her mouth; and a nice squeeze of Junior between closed thighs.

On the bed, MeiZi predictably starts with nipple-sucking, which does nothing for me. But not wanting to disrupt her routine, I use the time profitably by jerking myself hard. My attempt at a kiss gets me only fleeting contact with dry lips.

No point in forcing things. I enjoy another excellent BBBJ and follow up with a bit of DATY, attending to MeiZi's adorable clitty.

She expresses fear of Junior and, initially, tries to block full penetration with the usual tricks. But, in spite of somewhat restricted access, I savor her tightness anyway.

I get only a minute of ACG, with her riding just the tip, before she dismounts. To my surprise, she refuses doggie (so forget any extra tip!)

I revert to my only option, more mish—during which she starts rushing me (saying "Kuai yidian"/Hurry up) while trying to limit penetration with her hand.

I don't get angry in such situations any more but, internally, switch to salvage mode. I firmly press MeiZi's legs down to a horizontal position, place her hand aside, plough in deeply between her closed thighs, and coast to a pleasant, leisurely finish.

Nothing more wonderful than to disgorge a full day's load inside a pretty lady's tight kitty!
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She removes the condom right away, then rushes off to the shower. I enjoy the afterglow by myself, before taking a solo shower.

Dressing, I ask if she likes this job. MeiZi says, "No—but I need money." She says in her hometown Wulan she was very "qiong" (poor). She doesn't like HK either, because everything is so expensive, and her room is small.

Before we walk down, she surprises me with a compliment, saying "Your body is in good shape" (perhaps to extract a tip?)

I kiss her goodbye on the cheek, without any tip. We part as strangers who only met for a brief exchange and will never meet again.

Normally, at K-pressure, the mamasan asks if the service was satisfactory. Strangely, this time around I'm not asked—I'd have said, "Not really." But I don't feel like taking any initiative to complain.

I just won't be eager to give K-pressure a lot of my future business.

Expense for 45 min: HK$390 + HK$120 for the room (Can$65). Satisfaction level: Moderate (good looks compensating for lame service)
 
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emacky

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I hate you dude!

Makes me want to go back and do it all over again!
 

tantalizeme

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4. Bea @ Spiky's: indulging my Thai girl addiction once more

Today I go to check out the 2nd floor of Nathan House where, according to an old World Sex Guide report, there's supposed to be a HK$200-a-pop brothel.

But the info seems outdated. I'm told, by an unfriendly receptionist, it's only a guesthouse now.

I continue on to Temple St. As I pass by where Spiky sits, she immediately hisses, "New girl. First day. Beautiful."

Test-riding the new girl is a challenge I always gladly accept. And indeed, Bea's young Thai face with flaming eyes strikes me as lovelier than that of about 99% of the girls around. I give her the HK$120 and a measly HK$20 advance tip (because that's all the small change I have on me—and I don't want to blow a $100 bill unless she delivers the goods).

Bea says "washing" is up to me. I just showered in my nearby hotel, but go for another wash, to put her at ease. Electrified by her beauty, I make her stretch out on the bed and gently caress her body.

Bea has smooth brown skin; small but firm titties; and the optimum amount of flesh on her bones. She's just bursting with signs of fertility. There's also a swirly tattoo on her back, dashing any illusion of virginal innocence.

As soon as I place Junior in the vicinity of her mouth, she starts sucking. Her relatively strong suction makes me worry about ripping my foreskin, so in spite of the pleasure I only let her carry on for 2 min.

I get Bea to put some KY on her clam and start running my fingers down the centre crack, lightly rubbing her clit. She's fine with this but demurs when I want to progress to digits.

She expresses worry about my size. But sliding into her, I feel no excessive tightness. She braces her knees awkwardly against my upper torso. Not optimal, but I'm excited and enchanted anyway, pumping away.

"Five minutes," she suddenly says. Hard to believe we're almost out of time—I didn't keep track.

"Okay, five minutes," I say. Promises are cheap. I get her to turn around for doggie. Feels good, but drilling down deep between those pillow-soft buttocks in lazy doggie feels even better.

The cubicle is stifling hot, due to a malfunctioning air conditioner, and I'm dripping with sweat. When, about five minutes later, I feel an orgasm coming on, I don't block it, but just let it pop.
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We quickly separate. Bea doesn't take my condom off but, strangely, leaves with the water basin. My droopy soldier still wears the condom when she returns. She makes no move to clean me but essentially ignores me.

There even seems to be a slight sneer on her face as she watches me rub Polysporin on Junior.

On my way out I walk past two Asian customers waiting in the living room. A busy place, that's for sure.

Even though I didn't get the slightest spark of arousal out of Bea, I feel good about having banged such a beauty.

Expense for 20 min: HK$120 + HK$20 advance tip (about Can$19) Satisfaction level: Moderate
 
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tantalizeme

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5. XiaoLou, a Temple Street SW: getting the punishment I deserve

I buy a box of Cialis at the drug store by K-pressure on Jordan & Woosong. No prescription required, but not cheap: HK$440 for 4 pills. About the same price as in Canada. Luckily, I find 1/3 of a pill at a time effective enough.

In a fit of nostalgia, I decide to pay my first visit this year to the famous Dundas 37 brothel in Mongkok. I've had some splendid sessions there in years past, though recent International Sex Guide reviews have been oddly critical.

It's early afternoon, and I'm received rather coldly by a very pretty lady. When I ask if she provides service, she seems offended and says, "No, I'm the manager."

She makes me wait over 10 min in an uncomfortably hot karaoke room whose TV screen shows silly Cantonese soaps. Getting more and more annoyed, I walk out and tell the cold pretty lady at the reception:

"You made me wait too long."

"Girl ready now," she replies frostily, pointing to a rather weasel-faced older lady with caked-on makeup who staggers out of a room in the back.

"No thank you," I say. "I'm too upset now. I'll come back some other time."

I leave, probably never to return. Dundas 37 really seems to have gone downhill.

I walk south to Temple Market. It's too early for the market stalls to be open, but the area around Saigon St. is saturated with SWs. Over the years I've picked up about half a dozen of these ladies—all from Mainland China. They invariably wanted HK$500 for rushed and slipshot service.

But hope springs eternal, and when I come across this sex-oozing young fox standing smilingly in a doorway, I offer her HK$300. She hesitates for a split-second, then says okay. Her name is XiaoLou.

She leads me 4 floors up to a tiny but reassuringly tidy room. When she demands the money right up front, I'm thinking, "Fair enough."

"Normally it's 500," she says when I hand her three $100 notes.

"I'll give you another 100 if I'm happy with your service," I say.

We disrobe, and she wants us to hop right onto the bed. But I ask for a shower first. Reluctantly she gives Junior a perfunctory wash, drying him off with a paper towel.

My optimism receives a temporary boost from the sight of her model-like physical perfection. I invite her to get to work on Junior, but feel dismay when she immediately demands $100 extra for a BBBJ.

I decline and let her proceed with a HJ instead. It's utterly pathetic. I get her to lie down and spread her legs, so I can stare at her nastily perfect vag while I get myself hard.

I'm not allowed to touch her kitty, though she's willing to masturbate for me, complete with lots of fake moans. But she refuses my offer of water-based lube and—to my amazement—won't even let me use lube on myself. I always like to place a drop on the head of my soldier before rolling on the condom.

When XiaoLou beholds Junior in his fully erect glory, she complains about his size. She grabs a bottle of baby oil and lubes herself up before guiding me into her pussy with her hand. Wow, I'm thinking, sure hope the oil won't dissolve the condom.

Only about a third of Junior's length disappears inside her. She sabotages deeper penetration with both her hands and knees. After all the promise sparked by her looks, entry into her muffin proves unspectacular in the extreme.

I try to lift her legs higher, but she resists. I ask her to turn over for doggie, but she refuses. CG is totally out of the question, as is kissing or touching her tantalizing starfish.

And just a few minutes after the start of penetrative activities, she makes the request, "Kuai dian" (Hurry up). She repeats this request at least 10 times. I try not to allow anger to kill my erection, but channel growing annoyance into pounding her to the best of my ability, under highly unfavorable conditions.

My pitiful attempts at sexual intercourse with this scammer last less than 10 min. I blow my load way earlier than usual, well before I reach a plateau of arousal that would have made my orgasm intense.

XiaoLou immediately gets up to shower, but doesn't offer me a wash. I take the condom off myself, wipe myself dry with a paper towel, dress and turn to leave. She blocks my way and asks for more money, but I tower over her and tell her I didn't like her rushing.

"Because you're too big," she wails.

I wish her well and hurry out, forgetting my spare condoms and lube by her bedside. I notice this oversight 5 min later and walk back. XiaoLou is already standing in her previous location under the doorway again.

She listens with impatience when I explain the situation. Finally she agrees to get my stuff but refuses to let me come upstairs with her. Sure enough, she brings down only the condoms, not my precious lube bottle. When I ask her to go back up to get it, she gets agitated and wants more money.

So I just accept my loss and leave. What a thoroughly unpleasant, exploitative twit! Well, I should have known better than to pick up a SW. This punishment for my stupidity was utterly deserved.

Expense for about 20 min (less than 10 min of sex): HK$300 (Can$38) Satisfaction level: LOW
 
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tantalizeme

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Great recollections... but I gotta ask - why the Polysporin??
Thanks for the feedback, brother.

My thinking is, those charming, BBBJ-addicted female mouths carry legions of bacteria. While Polysporin doesn't protect against viral infections, it's an antibiotic that kills sundry nasties.

Polysporin is also supposed to speed up healing, which certainly comes in handy in case of cracks in the foreskin left by a toothy BBBJ. In fact, any BBBJ probably leaves micro-tears where bacteria may lodge themselves.

All I can say is, putting a dollop of Polysporin up my nostrils seems to prevent my previous curse of getting the sniffles from plane flights. And for all it's worth, the dozens of BBBJs I've enjoyed on this trip caused no apparent ill effect—thanks, possibly, to my habit of applying Polysporin right after every tryst.
 
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Om @ Lily's micro: discovering a second Thai micro

My misadventure with XiaoLou still rankles inside me hours later. I decide, the best cure for a bad experience with one girl would be a good experience with another.

So I saunter back over to Temple Market in the evening, with the idea of checking out one of many erotic saunas in the area. XiaoLou is standing in her usual spot. As I walk by and ask about my lube bottle, she gleefully tells me she has thrown it out.

Ah well. All I say in reply is, "Zhu ni haoyun" (Wish you good luck).

Suddenly I notice, in the same block, the familiar face of a dragon lady named Lily I remember running a Thai micro last year. Sure enough, Lily immediately takes me up a flight of stairs and introduces Om—a doe-eyed, slightly hefty, afraid-looking Thai sweetie in her early 20s.

The charge at Lily's micro is HK$130 for 20 min. I hand Om the money and add a $40 advance tip. She speaks a bit of English and says she used to work in Bangkok before.

On my request, we squeeze into the tiny shower in her tiny room. Then Om starts with a rather clumsy HJ. Junior is barely semi-hard when she shyly asks me to put on a condom for the BJ.

"Oh," I say. "Good that you play it safe. Let's just forget the blowjob."

I get Om to rub her super-hairy snatch while I make myself hard. She voices the usual anxiety about my size, but I tell her not to worry—I'll go slow and gently.

We get off to a good start with leisurely mish variations. Om has no real trouble accommodating the full length of my soldier. But she says no to both doggie and CG because "you're too big."

Suddenly I hear a knock on the door. I haven't kept track of time, but Om tells me, the knock is mamasan Lily's 5-min-warning.

"Five minutes left," Om says. "Finish soon."

Throughout the session, Om doesn't smile, but keeps her face averted and her eyes closed, seeming mentally absent. That's probably her way of coping with assembly-line sex: splitting off her mind from her body. I don't blame her, though it feels rather like banging a fresh warm corpse.

With the help of dirty talking and naughty fantasies, I catapult my arousal over the edge and blow inside Om's rather unresponsive kitty.

Om showers first, then I take a quick solo shower. There's no clean towel, only toilet paper—so I dry off using my handkerchief.

I give Om a peck on the cheek before leaving. I feel compassion for her. At least Om was humble and friendly in a spaced-out sort of way; certainly not a malicious con artist like XiaoLou.

Mamasan Lily stops me on the way out, gives me her cell number and tells me to come back for another girl who is currently busy.

Expense for 20 min: HK$130 + HK$40 tip (CAN$22) Satisfaction level: MODERATE
 
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Thanks for the feedback, brother.

My thinking is, those charming, BBBJ-addicted female mouths carry legions of bacteria. While Polysporin doesn't protect against viral infections, it's an anti-biotic that kills sundry nasties.

Polysporin is also supposed to speed up healing, which certainly comes in handy in case of cracks in the foreskin left by a toothy BBBJ. In fact, any BBBJ probably leaves micro-cracks where bacteria may lodge themselves.

All I can say is, putting a dollop of Polysporin up my nostrils seems to prevent my previous curse of getting the sniffles from plane flights. And for all it's worth, the dozens of BBBJs I've enjoyed on this trip caused no apparent ill effect—thanks, possibly, to my habit of applying Polysporin right after every tryst.
Makes sense, especially with the amount of action you seem to go through... thanks!
 

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7. Gigi @ K-pressure: my best vacation poon so far

I'm eating lunch at a crowded restaurant near my hotel when a young Western tourist joins my table. We chat, and he's clearly yearning for erotic adventure—but seems to have no idea where to find it, except with SWs.

So I take him to nearby K-pressure. The MILF-type mamasan remembers me and tells me, "I like you!" She probably means my money.

The shy young man can't bring himself to stay. But I'm thinking, why not give K-pressure one more chance?

I intend to check out several girls before picking the most appealing. When mamsan brings Gigi first, we have spontaneous rapport. She's 26, from some small town in Hunan, smiley and cuddly from the get-go, cooperative and readily into LFK.

Gigi interprets the usual K-pressure shower routine in her own style. I get a fine hot & cold BBBJ; a super-intense bodyslide back and front on the air mattress; and a naughty rubbing of my uncovered soldier against her soapy unshaved kitty.

I'm so aroused that, on the bed, I ask her to kneel over my face and put that hairy cookie over my mouth. I squeeze the plump nipples of her enhanced boobs and notice, her slightly loose tummy sports a dragon tattoo.

Now here, finally, is a lady who doesn't try to sabotage deep penetration, even though her slutbox feels rather tight. I'm on the verge of orgasm in no time and ask her to go on top.

Her ACG is agile and rhythmic. It's fascinating how wildly she's impaling herself, as if trying to get herself off. We do a lot of kissing as well.

We follow up with lively doggie and lazy doggie. I rub her butthole a bit but don't sense any spelunking in that orifice would be overly welcomed.

For my final satisfying blowout I place her back into mish and raise her legs over my shoulders, slamming into her lady bits with joyous intensity.
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We catch our breath for a minute before I pull out. She removes the rubber and, to my surprise, comes back to cuddle without my having to ask.

No, she says sadly, she has no boyfriend. She misses her hometown and finds HK too expensive. She also tells me, K-pressure employs about 20-40 girls. She says she has about 3 to 4 clients a day and gets HK$240 out of the $390 each customer pays.

She's a sweet, sexy country girl with a great attitude and God knows what kind of future. She gave me more happiness than any other SP on this trip so far, and I reciprocate with a HK$100 tip.


Expense for 45 min: HK$390 + HK$120 for the hourly hotel + HK$100 tip (CAN$78 in total) Satisfaction level: EXTREME
 
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