Overseas travel report 2012: Savoring the spice of life

[tantalizeme]

23. Bing-I @ Elaine's karaoke bar: kindergarten teacher willing to spoil an adult kid

I'm such a lucky bastard.

At 9 PM tonight I go to Elaine's. At first she introduces me to a Guangzhou lady who seems shell-shocked and doesn't smile.

"She's afraid of me," I tell Elaine and ask for another girl. "Doesn't have to be a smoker," I say—I've inhaled enough second-hand smoke lately.

The next girl named makes a point to enter smilingly and and to smooch right up to me. We're in business!

Bing-I is a youthful 27, a non-smoker, the tallish type I prefer, with small natural titties I definitely don't mind. Upstairs as we undress, she shyly says she has only done this job for 1 month and isn't used to it. I'm her first Western customer.

We shower, and I give her stockings. After a bit of side-by-side petting, she delivers the obligatory BBBJ—no doubt a condition of employment here.

My vibrator is a big hit with here. I slowly enter her trimmed cookie. We have a great fit. After a stretch of mish I'm treated to prolonged, energetic ACG—which makes me doubt her claim to have done this job only for a month.

Then I plough away in doggie and play with her starfish while she applies the vibrator from underneath. For the finale I choose mish. We do quite a bit of LFK, but she's not into DFK.

Overall, Bing-I proves to be an eminently bangable girl, eager to please within certain limits. I end up blowing in a position I rarely use: lying face-to-face on our sides, with her legs squeezed together.
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We lie cuddling until the end-of-session phone rings. I learn Bing-I works with small kids during the day (and large kids like me at night!) I tell her to learn English and come to Canada, to make lots more money than she currently does.

After another shower I give her the well-deserved tip and a warm goodbye hug.


Expense for 50 min: HK$500 + HK$100 tip (Can $77) Satisfaction level: HIGH

 

[tantalizeme]

24: Hoy @ Spiky's Thai micro: a chubby-chaser's delight

After a snack at the nearby McDonalds, I drop in at Spiky's and ask for the only new arrival I haven't yet sampled.

Hoy is a decidedly on the chubby side, but has the sweetest baby face, a snub nose and wow-sized melons.

I book Hoy for double time, as I routinely do now. After the shower I exchange a few words with Ann, who comes to wash dishes in the shower. Ann says she cooks for the girls, but she'll leave for Thailand in a few days. She's noncommittal in response to my question whether I can see her tomorrow.

The sight of Hoy in the fishnets I brought gets a tingle out of Junior. The fertility signals Hoy broadcasts sure make up for her non-existent English.

I fondle and kiss her melons; let her suck Junior kneeling between my legs so I can see her face; and make her lie on her back and facefuck her for a minute.

Hoy seems reluctant to open her legs fully, perhaps wanting to discourage DATY. I've noticed, Thai girls often seem DATY-phobic, possibly because they fear bacteria or because they're not used to Asian men going down on their "dirty" bits.

But without DATY, a man's ways of arousing a lady are limited. That's where my vibrator comes in very handy. Initially Hoy seems shy about using it, but the buzz she receives soon makes her like it.

I make sure she's well-lubed before I gently impale her. Her trimmed man trap doesn't feel overly tight, so it shouldn't hurt. I work up to a partial ejaculation in mish; change condoms; and move on to doggie.

Hoy offers up a lovely brown bubble butt. I relish sliding in between those jiggly buttocks which I spread apart so I can gape her starfish. Energetic lazy doggie feels wonderful too, my sweat dripping on her hair.

Back in mish I let her use the vibrator some more. She stimulates her clit and squirms as if aroused. Giving free reign to dirty talk—which she clearly doesn't understand—I put her legs on my shoulders and slam into her until I have a delightful orgasm.
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After the cleanup we cuddle for 5 min. I learn she's 22, from Bangkok, but her English doesn't permit much chatting. Instead I enjoy stroking her big berthas and her soft vulva some more.

We shower, and I give her a HK$100 tip, as well as the fishnet pantyhose. I tell her to wear it when presenting herself to potential customers. With model-perfect Hong and charming Gu in the lineup, a plumpish shortie may be up against stiff competition.

But I'm a chubby-lover and appreciated Hoy. She's a vulnerable Thai girl with a sweetly compliant attitude, still a bit afraid of men, but willing to do what it takes to make money.

Expense for 40 min: HK$260 + HK$100 tip (Can$46) Satisfaction level: HIGH

 

[tantalizeme]

25. Repeat with Hong @ Spiky's: another revitalizing brush with youth and beauty

I get the promised pink vibrator for Hong at a Temple Market sex-toy booth, and also buy 10 crotchless fishnet pantyhose for HK$30 each (Can$4). They'll sure come in handy when pooning back home.

Scores of Chinese SWs give me the eye, but most have an owlishly mercenary expression and are not attractive to me. It's almost the end of my vacation, and I don't feel interested in exploring new venues.

I'm going back for a sure thing: that heartbreaking beauty Hong at Spiky's Thai micro.

My gift of a pink vibrator is warmly received. I feel touched when Hong remembers to wear the stockings I brought last time. I do some covered digits while she vibrates the upper part of her love muffin. Then she invites me to a nice deep facefuck.

She spreads herself wickedly open and even allows DATY. I'm hard as a rock, talking dirty. She just responds with muffled moans. God knows what goes through a Thai girl's mind when they hear a horny guy talking dirty, but they clearly don't mind sex and aren't judgmental in any way.

We go from mish to ACG to doggie to lazy doggie, in which I blow. I was bold enough to touch Hong's tantalizing starfish, but she quickly protected it with her hand.

After my orgasm we roll into spooning, with no hurry to detach. Hong's optimally tight conch keeps a firm grip on Junior, so I don't worry about the condom slipping off.

Another complication-free lay, near-perfect except for the lack of Greek. The looks, attitude, service and price of this particular Spiky's crew is probably the best erotic deal on offer in HK right now.

Expense for 40 min: HK$260 + HK$100 tip (Can $46) Satisfaction level: EXTREME

 

[tantalizeme]

26: Repeat with Gu @ Spiky's Thai micro:

Feel like relaxing in the arms of that sweetie Gu. I'm a little stressed out from a visit to Ocean Park—a HK amusement park with amazing rides, shows and exhibits, but also crushing crowds of visitors, mostly (I'm told) from Mainland China.

Gu is available at this busy nighttime hour, even though there's an East Indian fellow waiting on the sofa. He wants one of the other girls.

We get Spiky's smallest, most cramped room, which is really a shabby makeshift cubicle in the corner of the living room.

Gu looks happy to get my repeat business. With an almost painted-on smile, she dons the fishnets after the shower. A bit of warm-up cuddling, then she sucks Junior hard and throws in BLS and incipient rimming.

I want to give Gu a grateful kiss, but Gu evades my mouth. I wonder why—her avid sucking and licking of my nether region hardly shows her overly worried about hygiene.

Getting in position for penetration, she inadvertently pushes my lube bottle down the crack between the bed and floor. I've trouble retrieving it. Sweetie that she is, she crawls under the bed and uses her cell-phone light to locate the bottle.

I got my all-important lube back, even though Junior is sadly deflated by the commotion. But looking at Gu using the vibrator on her nastily hairy snatch, I manage to restore Junior's penetrative functionality in a short time.

Lubing both of us up, I take the plunge in mish. She clamps her legs together, as if afraid of deep penetration, but I still manage a reasonably decent pounding.

There're lots of distracting noises coming from the living room, male voices along with Spiky's screeching replies.

Gu makes a decent enough effort in ACG. More mish, then doggie—in which again, strangely, she seems to pull away from my strokes.

I place her in lazy doggie where she can't pull away, and before long I experience the spasms of a moderately intense orgasm.
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Gu cleans me and willingly cuddles. I've booked double-time and we have 15 min left, so it occurs to her to offer me massage. I get treated to a kind of pulling and twisting of my limbs that feels good and clearly shows expert training.

Suddenly I hear Spiky yelling at our cubicle, "5 minutes left." She has never done this before; I guess, she has impatient customers waiting.

I dress without washing up and put Polysporin on Junior's head. Gu seems pleasantly surprised about the HK$100 tip, sensing that this session didn't exactly go super well.

As I leave, 2 brown-skinned guys are also leaving. Turns out, they're not East Indians but Turks who work in HK. We shake hands and have a nice little chat outside. I learn, they patronize Spiky's micro several times a week!

We agree, all those SWs around are a total ripoff. Overall, the brothers think, the HK pooning scene isn't as good as Thailand or the Philippines. I must make sure I go to at least one of those countries next year.


Expense for 40 min: HK$260 + HK$100 tip (Can$46) Satisfaction level: MODERATE

 

[tantalizeme]

Postlude: Why bother posting a vacation report?

Well, here it is: my 2012 travel report.

I was stubborn enough to complete it. Excessive stubbornness has long been one of my dominant character traits, for better or worse.

Writing a report about vacation pooning probably strikes many fellow pooners as foolish. Why go to such trouble, unless I`m on some kind of ego trip?

Okay, I admit: my ego gets mild strokes from recording overseas encounters. But here are the main reasons I decided to write this report:

1. First of all, I had a blast. Transcribing my diary notes brought back a flood of memories and strengthened my sense of identity as a sex-loving person. This vacation wasn`t exclusively, not even primarily, about sex—but pooning sure spiced up my time in Asia with intensely happy moments.

2. I also wrote this report because the similar writings of other pooners inspired me immensely. Examples are Thommo`s brilliant diaries on the www.whorist.com website and Chica Chaser`s 2010 Hongkong & ChangPing report: https://perb.cc/vbulletin/showthrea...trip-sex141-com-girls-KTVs&highlight=Hongkong .

Such writings opened up possibilities for me and make me feel less alone in my quest for erotic adventure. I`d love to be able to do the same for a few fellow pooners.

By posting a vacation report every year, I hope to encourage brothers who aren`t getting enough sex locally to explore greener pastures abroad. Why grovel and beg some haughty cockteasers in your social circle—or blow your pay cheque on expensive SPs—when you can vacation in pooner`s paradise at least once a year?

One more thought. Thommo says he wrote his pooner travel diaries for a full 10 years without any feedback at all. I feel incredibly lucky that the PERB community allows me to connect with likeminded individuals.

I sincerely thank those brothers who commented in this thread, several who sent me encouraging PMs, and also those who just read a few paragraphs.

 

[lenny]

It's ironic, I'm thinking: sexual frustration is the bane of so many men's existence, and a major source of male violence and lots of other troubles—when in places like HK or Bangkok it's possible to have sex with stunners like Mod for less than $50!

Expense for 40 min: HK$240 + HK$100 tip (CAN$43) Satisfaction level: EXTREME

Hey Tant, i was perusing your posts on ISG from 2011 as well as the responses to them, & the first couple dozen in this thread, including your SW experience in HKG. This brought about recollections of years hobbying in the DTES with streetwalkers, offers of a BJ for as little as $5-10 CDN/US, & often partaking of 10 minutes of DFK for $10. I wonder what FS deals could be negotiated these days.

 

[blazejowski]

Awesome thread, man.... loved reading every bit of it!

 

[buddyboy]

Enjoyed reading the thread. If you ever decide to visit Thailand - i would be happy to provide pointers.
Keep up the good work!!

 

[lenny]

Enjoyed reading the thread. If you ever decide to visit Thailand - i would be happy to provide pointers.
Keep up the good work!!

If i could write like Tant i might consider writing experiences of my Thailand sexploits.

If he ever publishes a book, maybe it could be called "Confessions of a Hong Kong Private Eye Pooner", like the Bangkok version of the same.

Didn't that one sell like a million copies?

 

[yazoo]

If i could write like Tant i might consider writing experiences of my Thailand sexploits.

Like everything, you'd get better with practice. Would love to hear some of your stories.

 

[lenny]

Like everything, you'd get better with practice. Would love to hear some of your stories.

I write a lot on ISG in the Thailand forums as poster "Pinkpearl", but seldom about "dates" with TGs.

Even when i do, it is quite boring, matter of factual & could never be as entertaining as the way Tantalizeme dazzzles his audience.

I leave that to those with the skills.

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HOT ! Thai Girls in Thai University Uniform

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTJZ4HUol2E

 

[tantalizeme]

A big thanks

Enjoyed reading the thread. If you ever decide to visit Thailand - i would be happy to provide pointers.
Keep up the good work!!

I thank brothers badbadboy, lurker123, Justin Beaver, manni, Dickson, emacky, Nerburger, lenny, blazejowski, buddyboy & yazoo for their kind words about my overseas report. It takes effort to comment, and I know few guys can be bothered to do so.

The things I aim for in my reviews are truth, clarity and owning up to my sexuality. I'm a compulsive diary keeper on vacation trips. I find reviews almost write themselves, provided I jot fresh memories into my diary soon after an encounter.

Let me sincerely encourage brothers with overseas pooning experience—like lenny, yazoo, buddyboy, LostInJapan and no doubt many others—to share some of their stories here, in whatever format.

BTW, I'm planning to include 3 weeks in Thailand on my next trip in Sept or Oct 2013, and I'd love to have a pooning buddy to go with. Anyone interested please PM me.

 

[tantalizeme]

Bookkeeping matters

My math isn't that great. But I've now tallied up my total donations for 27 SPs on this trip: HK$8726 (Can$1119).

Add to that tips in the amount of HK$970 (Can$125). So my total outlay for banging 27 babes in HK was HK$9686, or Can$1243, for an average of Can$46 per poon.

Just for comparison, in Vancouver 27 poons would have cost me at least 27 x 120 = Can$3240 plus tips with Maggies-type girls, or around 27 x 350 = Can$9450 with "elite companions."

So I feel assured, my vacation romps—often with exotic beauties that wouldn't have been available in Vancouver—were a good deal. And I always enjoy pooning more when it doesn't cause too much financial pain.

But what about the cost of the flight, my room in a guesthouse and meals?

The way I look at it, I'm in the habit of taking a yearly overseas vacation anyway, just to sail adventurous waters. But even if I factor in these other expenses, I still come out ahead. Food in HK is actually cheaper than in Vancouver.

So the savings of overseas pooning are undeniable, as are the psychological benefits of breaking out of my usual mould.

I tipped a lot on this trip because I relished the look of happiness on those girls' faces when I did. By combining pooning with vacation travel—and giving relatively generous tips when deserved—I think I've done more than most tourists to help out a number of needy women from poor countries.

I've definitely done my little share this year to make the world a happier place.

 

[vancity_cowboy]

I've definitely done my little share this year to make the world a happier place.

you could add to your avatar or signature the following:

making the world a happier place - one tip at a time

it took some time, but an excellent read

 

[SFMIKE]

You read all of it? Somebody needs to get a life. Fun to scan but I have no desire to read the whole thing.

you could add to your avatar or signature the following:



it took some time, but an excellent read

 

[vancity_cowboy]

You read all of it? Somebody needs to get a life. Fun to scan but I have no desire to read the whole thing.

hey mike, it gets awfully boring down here in this basement... ound:

 

[TheGentleman]

Hey Tantalizeme,

Another exceptionally graphic description of your pooning pleasures in HK. According to SFMIKE, I guess I need to get a life, because I read ever word and revelled in it. If my domestic commitments were a bit different, I would volunteer in a flash to become one of your Asian pooning buddies. But until that day comes, I will have to make do with reading of your adventures.

Along with many others here on PERB, I thank you for taking the time to share your diary. I was hoping for such a report on your return from Asia, and you didn't disappoint. Now I just hope that you don't find the transition to our local selection and cost structure too painful.

 

[Sporting]

Tantalizeme, I knew you would write this, and just now read thru it pretty thoroughly. Thanks for exercising your talent for writing, I ran out of time after about 23/27. I appreciate the share; it gives me just the kind of stoking I needed for my trip to Thailand in January, a good preview. I can picture everyone of those dolls that you graciously shared your time, heart, and wealth with. Leaving each a little better than you found them, making a good trade to the best of your ability.

 

[tantalizeme]

Factors that need to come together for overseas pooning...

If my domestic commitments were a bit different, I would volunteer in a flash to become one of your Asian pooning buddies. But until that day comes, I will have to make do with reading of your adventures.

I appreciate the share; it gives me just the kind of stoking I needed for my trip to Thailand in January, a good preview. I can picture everyone of those dolls that you graciously shared your time, heart, and wealth with. Leaving each a little better than you found them, making a good trade to the best of your ability.

Before letting this thread sink into oblivion, I'd like to thank brothers TheGentleman & Sporting for their extraordinarily kind feedback. Your words boosted my spirits during these drizzly days of grey.

Vancity_cowboy & The Gentleman, glad to hear my report resonated to such a degree that you were motivated to read the entire thread! But I'd certainly not have expected a busy exec like SFMIKE to pay any attention to this thread at all—and feel flattered he found time to scan it.

Sporting, best wishes on your impending trip to Thailand! I'm sure you, too, will leave each of those lovely ladies "a little better than you found them." Please consider keeping a diary and sharing it with interested PERB brothers upon your return.

Not everyone can join the ranks of travelling hobbyists, or would want to. I think six main factors need to come together to pull off a successful overseas poon.

1. Motivation: Some guys get off massively on the idea of sex with exotic honeys in foreign lands; others are clearly not interested. Fine—to each his own. And let's avoid being judgmental for how anyone expresses his sexuality with willing adults!

2. Time: I'd recommend you budget at least 3 weeks to 1 month for an overseas pooning trip. Anything less would generally be too rushed to allow you to settle into a rhythm of leisurely enjoyment.

3. Cash: Make sure you've access to sufficient funds from multiple sources: cash, debit card, credit card(s). You've lots of things to worry about on this kind of trip, and money worries are the last thing you need.

4. Courage: The support system you enjoy back home, along with comfortable routines, will drop away in a foreign country. Lots of decisions will have to be made, and some things are likely to go wrong—all of which, especially if you're all alone, can easily become demoralizing. It's easy to lose one's bearings or perspective. That's when having a congenial pooning buddy along can really help.

5. Information: You don't want to arrive in a foreign city and just walk the streets, without a fairly clear idea of what the most promising pooning locations are. Opportunities that stare you in the face—like luscious SWs—are rarely optimal. Always do Internet research first and learn from the experience of knowledgeable brothers.

6. Permission: Lots of us pooners are in a long-term committed relationship that offers many satisfactions, even though the sex isn't as passionate as in the beginning. You'd probably endanger this relationship if you were to tell your wife or GF out of the blue: "Listen, honey, I'm going on a 3-week vacation to Thailand with my buddy Bob next month. Hope you don't mind."

Anyone have any suggestion how to break the news of a planned overseas pooning trip to one's SO?

Different pooners obviously pursue different avenues in this hobby, with very different degrees of frequency and intensity. I'd love to find a congenial buddy for my next trip. So if anyone's interested, please get in touch.

 

[SFMIKE]

I have been called many names by many people, but "Exec" is not one of them. Thanks, I guess.

Happy future travels.