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RedOwl

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Yet another post in Escorts 411 from someone seeking a squirter.

Ok, guys, fill me in.

What's a squirter?

Or more specifically, what do you think is being squirted?

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RedOwl said:
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What's a squirter?

A "squirter" is a woman who will tell you she's cumming as she pisses on you. Not my cup of tea.

You'll note that those who claim to be "squirters" tend to be more mature females who have also had children....resulting in weak bladders. I personally don't see how incontinence could be viewed as a bonus, but I guess if you can convince yourself that she's only pissing herself because you're a God in bed and have made her "ejaculate" rather than because she has little control over expelling her own urine - may the force be with you.
 

BlueEyesDude

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RedOwl said:
"female ejaculation"

Give me a break. Do you believe that?
No. Just gave you the lexique definition :D
 

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Re: Re: Re: Ok, What's a "squirter"?

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Has NOTHING to do "piss"......check out the following on Female Ejaculation

There is nowhere within the female anatomy that a large amount of fluid is accumulated and expelled in such a manner other than the bladder - and a healthy female doesn't expell anything from her bladder other than urine.
 

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I still have my doubts. I'm in no way a biologist, but as far as I know, the femal ejaculation appeared only recently (porn trend), why is there no squirting in any of the oldest porns?

I don't say it's not true, but it will take more than a suspicious website to convince me ;)
 

BlueEyesDude

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Looking at Gibson video, there's a lot of liquid ejaculated. Where is that liquid can be stored in her body if it's not the bladder ? Looks more like a muscle she trained to pee in bursts.
 

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There's a show on the Life Network (Chan. 41 in most parts of the lower mainland) dealing with orgasms.

The next segment coming (sorry. no pun intended) up is about female ejaculation.


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Swguy said:
There's a show on the Life Network (Chan. 41 in most parts of the lower mainland) dealing with orgasms.

The next segment coming (sorry. no pun intended) up is about female ejaculation.


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These shows/articles/websites tend to showcase mature women or women who have had children who have miraculously discovered the abitlity to "ejaculate" right around the same time they've discovered that they are incontinent and are trying to strengthen their pelvic muscles.

Call it what you will - it's urine. Should they drink plently of water - it's clear, odorless urine - if they don't drink alot of water, it's of the nastier variety.

Chances are you won't find an "expert" in this field that isn't an older woman who views wetting herself during sex as a climax.

Of course females orgasm - but if they're shooting a stream of water like fluid your way - that's not "ejaculation".

If she's wetting herself when she sneezes of course she's doing the same when having sex, but pleasure associated with the expulsion of any fluid is mistakenly associated with ejaculation.
 
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Actually, this show is called Sexual Secrets and its a fairly good and informative show. They don't focus on one specific age-group of men or women, unless that's the topic of the episode.

Sexual Secrets @ Lifenetwork.ca

Sexual Secrets is the only television series that combines equal measures of fun, down-to-earth talk, and need-to-know information to present a highly entertaining look at that most primordial of human urges - sex. Over the course of ten, hour-long, episodes, we examine the latest work by scientists and sex experts from around the globe as they investigate a broad spectrum of sexual topics.
In the episode aired tonight, Pleasure Zones, they interviewed a researcher who has been studying female ejaculation since the early 80's. She had determined through testing of samples that the ejaculate is not urine.

As to the porno squirting vids you find on the net etc., well, that's anyone's guess as to whether or not they're all real, given the amount of fluid that is produced. There are some really badly done ones where its so obvious that its being faked.

Obviously, I'm not going to be able to change your viewpoint, and in reality, I'm not really trying to. There are lots of good resources on the net, and I don't mean the porn sites. Best thing to do is to book with one of the SP's who list themselves as squirters and talk to them about it then maybe go experience it for yourself.


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Swguy said:
She had determined through testing of samples that the ejaculate is not urine.


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Hate to harp on this - but if that's actually what she stated, her "samples" are unlike anyone else's. Other studies have shown the same chemical make up of urine - the only differences being the stregnth of certain attributes (not unlike the differences in urine when a subject drinks more or less water)
 

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travel guy said:
studies have shown the same chemical make up of urine
Studies have also shown that a lot of our bodily fluids (blood, etc) have the same chemical make up as sea water... minus all the pollution of course :D


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BlueEyesDude said:
I still have my doubts. I'm in no way a biologist, but as far as I know, the femal ejaculation appeared only recently (porn trend), why is there no squirting in any of the oldest porns?

I don't say it's not true, but it will take more than a suspicious website to convince me ;)
I don't mean to be a shit disturber, but your argument is weak.

Scat is a new contemporary thing in porn, so does it mean that 'cause you never seen a chick shit before on film, that they just recently started to shit??

Female ejaculate is still a debated issue. Apparently the material when analyzed does not chemically resemble urine.

That being said though, the vid link on this thread shows a woman that my guess actually pissed on the mirror and not squirted. Most of the believable squirting shots I have seen have much less volume and force.

Just my 2 cents.
 

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Sunday Night Sex show with DOCTOR Sue. I remember seeing an episode where she said it can be possible for 2L of female ejaculate. Also when a woman is that HORNY its virtually impossible for them to PEE. You may have doubts about this being real. I for one believe that it is not URINE. It is what it is.. female ejaculate. The response of incredible gspot orgams form a woman.
 

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Hate to piss on anyone's parade (pun intended), but if you must believe that this "squirting" bit is the result of female ejaculation rather than a side effect of the typical weak pelvic muscles after having children= or sometimes just aging, then just try to avoid a "squirter" who may not be thoroughly hydrated - thus making it perfectly clear just what the mystery fluid is.

Regardless of the glands that secrete a genuine female ejaculate (NOT IN THE BLADDER ), any squirting going on is undeniably urine. Genuine ejaculate secreted from glands results in a slow ooze and does not exit via the urethra, but through the vaginal canal where it simply adds to a woman's natural lubricant (you'd only notice a bigger wet spot to avoid sleeping in)

Any gushing or squirting is thanks to a full bladder.

The glands that produce ejaculate are like any other gland - ie: sweat glands, saliva glands - thus actually squirting is as realistic as literally gushing a load of saliva from your mouth or squirting sweat from your arm pits.

Women have NO resevoir to accumulate/expel ejaculate - the only area it's possible for a woman to accumulate a large amount of fluid to be expelled in such a way is the bladder.

In order to believe that women "squirt" anything other than urine, you'd have to believe that the ejaculate emitted from her glands is en masse and somehow manages to pass THROUGH her bladder walls and collect there until she "squirts" from her urethra.

No resevoir + wrong exit orifice = impossible yet clearly eagerly embraced myth.
 

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5punki said:
Sunday Night Sex show with DOCTOR Sue. I remember seeing an episode where she said it can be possible for 2L of female ejaculate. Also when a woman is that HORNY its virtually impossible for them to PEE. You may have doubts about this being real. I for one believe that it is not URINE. It is what it is.. female ejaculate. The response of incredible gspot orgams form a woman.
Somehow, I think that Sue Johansen (not a doctor, BTW) is a more reliable source than a couple doubting thomas' on the internet. But I agree that some porn probably simulates by urinating, but that doesn't constitute proof that female ejaculation doesn't exist.

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Squirters

In the past year, I've been with four escorts who are squirters. I only knew in advance that one was a squirter. Three of the four squirted with me. Two of the three have never had children; the other had only one, and that was over twenty years ago. Weak or damaged bladders have nothing to do with the phenomenon.

The fluid is almost clear and is definitely NOT urine. That would be totally gross (I'm not into golden showers at all). It doesn't smell like urine at all. It smells (and tastes) like very diluted pussy juice.

One of the three ladies squirted at least twenty times in two hours, and the king size mattress in my Toronto hotel room was so saturated, I had trouble finding a dry area to sleep in. However, there was virtually no smell at all. If it had been urine, the stench would have been overwhelming. The other two squirted once each, in modest volumes. Again, hardly any smell, and only a slight hint of pussy taste.

It's just another of those many female mysteries that continue to fascinate men! :D
 

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D Duk said:
I don't mean to be a shit disturber, but your argument is weak.

Scat is a new contemporary thing in porn, so does it mean that 'cause you never seen a chick shit before on film, that they just recently started to shit??
Well, there's a big difference, I *know*, on a biological level that women can shit, even tho they are pretty damn good to hide it from us ;)

I'm just a pure adept of skeptism. All I need is a serious, detailed biological explanation, not just reports of experiences, and I will be pleased ...

BTW, it's funny no ladies came to talk about it on this thread. They're probably laughing right now to see yet again clueless mens debatting yet again about femal mysteries :D
 
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