Warning - This review is for your entertainment. Some facts have been modified to protect the innocent. Seriously... I can't put this in as a regular review.
I came across and ad of a nice curvy woman with Knockers on steroids. It's so big you can take a trip to Russia.
Contacted "The Busty" for appointment and location. For the one in a lifetime experience I went into the forbidden city.
A city of one way streets and over priced meter parking. Its downtown Vancouver in the afternoon. It's a jungle the mighty Tarzen
will venture into to feast on the worlds biggest melon.
Found and parked into a spot as another car just droved out. Jackpot... still 30mins left in the meter. Fed some loonies and toonies to make it
60mins.
Contacted "The Busty" and advise her I'm here to get the buzzer and unit number.
Went up and it's the usual hide behind the door. This is standard and never gets too old. Feels like a kid getting surpised opening your birthday
present.
I'm all shot up with excitement as the door closes and the presence of the living and breathing stallion before me. Holy Sushi roll. This is one big
busty gorilla I don't wanna sushi roll with.
I followed her to paradise city and went au natural. I joyfully slide down her top to disrobe her dress.
My eyes grew big like a gold fish as I'm faced with the biggest set of melons before me. I gave this big gorilla a hug to feel her big melons pressed
against my flat melons.
She instructed me onto the love nest. She got out one of her candy wrappers for my little sidekick before treating my sidekick to a mouthfull warm up.
She stops and goes on all four pretending to be a pet dog. In this position... I made the best of it and I hug her from behind cupping those big melons.
I fondled those big melons from behind. This ass is so big I can't feel where sidekick went to.
I tell her to lie down. She spread like an eagle for me.
In this position I take the opportunity to lick and suck those big set of melons waiting for my attention.
It's totally more than a mouthfull. The nipple was so rubbery and to the point. I gave her a little tease by giving it a little bite as I suck
to the end of the nipple.
Her mouth so big down below. No way my little sidekick is going to turn into the incredible
hulk and fullfill that big mouth below. I led my little sidekick into her mouth below. It's very big and feels like wham bam shaka lacka the
heavenly sky. I feel this bruce banner really needs the incredible hulk for this big mouth below.
I call upon my Jungle book the page position 69.
Her mouth below is an eyefull.. it's so big so I spread it open with my fingers and gave her clit a lick and a stroke. At the same time my sidekick
got another mouthfull of wham bam shaka lacka.
The force is on and I can feel it and I can't hold my ass together and let it out and quickly took my sidekick out of her mouth.
"Oh shit" I cried as I turned my head behind.
"Oh Shit... what the fuck..." she screamed.
I quickly got off running towards my set of clothes on the chair.
"Wipe it off with this" I shouted as I picked up my t-shirt and gave my ass a quick wipe and threw it towards her.
I quickly got my pants on and ran out the door with the jacket in hand as she is occupied.
Got to my car... damn meter still have 30mins left. Next time before I venture never to have whole grain oatmeal cereals for lunch...
I came across and ad of a nice curvy woman with Knockers on steroids. It's so big you can take a trip to Russia.
Contacted "The Busty" for appointment and location. For the one in a lifetime experience I went into the forbidden city.
A city of one way streets and over priced meter parking. Its downtown Vancouver in the afternoon. It's a jungle the mighty Tarzen
will venture into to feast on the worlds biggest melon.
Found and parked into a spot as another car just droved out. Jackpot... still 30mins left in the meter. Fed some loonies and toonies to make it
60mins.
Contacted "The Busty" and advise her I'm here to get the buzzer and unit number.
Went up and it's the usual hide behind the door. This is standard and never gets too old. Feels like a kid getting surpised opening your birthday
present.
I'm all shot up with excitement as the door closes and the presence of the living and breathing stallion before me. Holy Sushi roll. This is one big
busty gorilla I don't wanna sushi roll with.
I followed her to paradise city and went au natural. I joyfully slide down her top to disrobe her dress.
My eyes grew big like a gold fish as I'm faced with the biggest set of melons before me. I gave this big gorilla a hug to feel her big melons pressed
against my flat melons.
She instructed me onto the love nest. She got out one of her candy wrappers for my little sidekick before treating my sidekick to a mouthfull warm up.
She stops and goes on all four pretending to be a pet dog. In this position... I made the best of it and I hug her from behind cupping those big melons.
I fondled those big melons from behind. This ass is so big I can't feel where sidekick went to.
I tell her to lie down. She spread like an eagle for me.
In this position I take the opportunity to lick and suck those big set of melons waiting for my attention.
It's totally more than a mouthfull. The nipple was so rubbery and to the point. I gave her a little tease by giving it a little bite as I suck
to the end of the nipple.
Her mouth so big down below. No way my little sidekick is going to turn into the incredible
hulk and fullfill that big mouth below. I led my little sidekick into her mouth below. It's very big and feels like wham bam shaka lacka the
heavenly sky. I feel this bruce banner really needs the incredible hulk for this big mouth below.
I call upon my Jungle book the page position 69.
Her mouth below is an eyefull.. it's so big so I spread it open with my fingers and gave her clit a lick and a stroke. At the same time my sidekick
got another mouthfull of wham bam shaka lacka.
The force is on and I can feel it and I can't hold my ass together and let it out and quickly took my sidekick out of her mouth.
"Oh shit" I cried as I turned my head behind.
"Oh Shit... what the fuck..." she screamed.
I quickly got off running towards my set of clothes on the chair.
"Wipe it off with this" I shouted as I picked up my t-shirt and gave my ass a quick wipe and threw it towards her.
I quickly got my pants on and ran out the door with the jacket in hand as she is occupied.
Got to my car... damn meter still have 30mins left. Next time before I venture never to have whole grain oatmeal cereals for lunch...
