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PedroPistol

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Jun 3, 2007
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Wow, is what I can say, plus a lot of other great adjectives. I saw Noah on my Lunch break and Wow!! I have to put that in my top 5 Sopam experiences all time. From the second she greeted me at the door, to the absolute fantastic shower , too the bedroom was top notch!

Those are definitely her pictures, She is a tiny, cute Japanese sex doll lol. She doesn't follow a script, she was totally spontaneous , and followed my lead too. Multiple different positions, great oral skills, decent kisser very little dfk but thats ok.

Will I repeat.........hell yea!!!

Thank God my job was over early today because I couldn't function after my visit.

I can't understand why no one reviewed her, she has been here a week already :tsk:

Only downside, the baby talk, but with a body like that and incredible service....I won't complain.

Choice of music was great too, it was an easy listening 70's station LOL

Happy New years!!
 
Jun 20, 2016
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I will second Pedro's review of Noah. Saw her earlier today and she is fantastic and than some. Beautiful young lady with an amazing figure and yes, she is tiny.
First time I've been given a toothbrush instead of mouth wash which was interesting. It was a brand new toothbrush which she unwrapped in front of me. I also got slippers to wear to and from the shower.
The main course was lots of fun and I was left a bit weak in the knees for some reason. I figured there was a fair bit of DFK but my opinion of that may vary from others opinions. There was a massage before and after the main event.
As for the baby talk, I explained to her that I'm one of the few westerners that doesn't expect Japanese girls to sound like Minnie Mouse and she was quite happy about using her normal voice.
After the final shower I was slathered in moisturizer before being allowed to get dressed because apparently I have dry skin. She definetely doesn't have dry skin but I was more than willing to help her with her moisturizing treatment. And to prove how amazing she is I was sent on my way with a Tim Horton's gift card.
 

MTucson

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Mar 30, 2017
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I will second Pedro's review of Noah. Saw her earlier today and she is fantastic and than some. Beautiful young lady with an amazing figure and yes, she is tiny.
First time I've been given a toothbrush instead of mouth wash which was interesting. It was a brand new toothbrush which she unwrapped in front of me. I also got slippers to wear to and from the shower.
The main course was lots of fun and I was left a bit weak in the knees for some reason. I figured there was a fair bit of DFK but my opinion of that may vary from others opinions. There was a massage before and after the main event.
As for the baby talk, I explained to her that I'm one of the few westerners that doesn't expect Japanese girls to sound like Minnie Mouse and she was quite happy about using her normal voice.
After the final shower I was slathered in moisturizer before being allowed to get dressed because apparently I have dry skin. She definetely doesn't have dry skin but I was more than willing to help her with her moisturizing treatment. And to prove how amazing she is I was sent on my way with a Tim Horton's gift card.
I saw Noah a couple of days ago and she was indeed amazing. Everything that Pedro and Moustache said is completely true (including the distracting baby talk). Thankfully, she's so impressive during the session that you DO let the voice thing slide. Her focus is completely on you the moment you walk in and yeah, her skills definitely rival Haru or Haruko. VIP consistently brings in some really good talent but I wasn't expecting too much by seeing someone who hadn't been here before but Noah didn't disappoint. See her if you can!
 

Enjoy

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Nov 7, 2016
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Hey guys,

Thanks for the reviews on Noah, she sounds like a great provider which seems to be the case with VIP ladies all together, or atleast since ive been here.

Anyway, was wondering how her english is? I had a great timw with orange but found communication during the session difficult which was somewhat frustrating but not a deal breaker by any means.

Any info helps. Thx
 

scldr

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Feb 24, 2008
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Seen Noah yesterday, Would rate her as one of the best experience's I have had with VIP. English is not the best but not there to talk. Has a great chest and tight little body. Treats you like a king.
 

aslsl

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Apr 21, 2017
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I am planinv to see Noah this coming week. Crossjng my fingures that VIPTOG will remmeber me.
 

ydnubbrett

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May 9, 2017
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Nothing really to add here, my experience parallels the other folks here. The best in my books, and she gave me one of the best orgasms I have had ultimately making me squirm like a worm. You won't be disappointed!
 

kirbyfun

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Oct 28, 2015
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Thanks for those reviews guys as it definitely got me interested in Noah. She is a little firecracker and I was pleasantly surprised. I love J girls and my gold standard has been Haruko over these years. I miss her and I doubt if she would be back but Noah filled the void.

Booking was easy and although i booked a short session, i enjoyed every moment of it. Cute face, smooth buttery skin, excellent SOPAM, DFK, BLS and the girl can surely take a good pounding. All good stuff. Her baby voice as mentioned here was kinda kinky.....

P.S. credit goes to Pedro for this rare find. Cheers mate ��
 

wpgguy1969

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Nov 1, 2012
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Warning to all gents, when texting VIP make sure to prepare for a phone call back instead of a text. Who knows when the call will come.....if you text VIP turn your ringer off if you'll be around family etc for the evening. I wasn't very happy and wasn't prepared. I'm sure Noah is great but I no longer have an interest when these guys have no understanding of discretion.
 

slippinjimmy

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Dec 12, 2017
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I have tried setting up an appointment with Noah a few times and have had no such luck for over a week now. I guess they don't want my money!
 
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