Asian Fever

no cell phone, and now no home phone

licks2nite

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No, I'm not complaining about not having a phone. I enjoy the privacy that not having a phone offers but every once in a while I see the hottest and most beautiful SP's ad and think how much I'd like to make an appointment with her.

I'm retired now and really enjoy not having the phone ring since I've moved into a new place. A year ago last summer while I had a home phone, I started visiting my first SP and saw her about 5 times but only because I was lucky enough that she lived near a restaurant with a courtesy phone that wasn't blocked. For the very first appointment when I confirmed from a payphone, a different phone girl who sounded considerably older, answered and gave the buzzer number and I got right in which in retrospect was because she was older and perhaps not accustomed to the relatively new phone option of call display. On the second appointment, I had discarded the buzzer number, the agency wouldn't pick-up from the same payphone that I was calling from and by coincidence found another phone that wasn't either blocked or a pay phone and got the buzzer number from the younger phone girl. A little bit of confusion started to set in here. I was new to this and thought that I'd have to confirm each and every appointment. On the third appointment or so, I'm sure that I composed the number correctly to confirm in the restaurant courtesy phone 5 minutes before buzzing in but got a recorded message from an engineering firm that gave its name but said everything so fast and unexpectedly with a number of other things that I can't remember the name of the firm. And I thought to myself...hmmmm, this looks like a local engineering firm running an escort agency on the side. Well, that's fine and composed the number again and got through to the younger phone girl and confirmed and I think that she sounded disturbed with my call so I decided on the following appointments that I wouldn't confirm and would simply buzz in since I had the buzzer number.

The agency, low profile, unnamed, changes the phone number periodically, 604-969-9602, 604-551-9870 and this last one, 778-386-5480 was still working last April (2006). I only got the new phone numbers (got the first number from Georgia Straight) because I was lucky enough to notice the number change in escort referral web sites which I had mentioned to the SP on the first appointment that I had spent considerable hours perusing before picking her. The SP (won't mention her name because the agency says that she isn't in the business anymore) assured me that the tight security (she didn't say it that way but that is what it amounted to) was never going to be a problem for me to see her because I didn't have a cell phone, and that she was independent and decided how her appointments were made, not the phone girl nor the agency. Okay, this was about the 4th or 5th appointment and the SP is talking about how the building owners won't fix the broken shelf in her kitchenette and that she's going to move out and be in a new place the 1st of January (2006) and she's still assuring me that I won't have any problem getting to see her even though I don't have a cell phone.

Well anyway, for the 6th appointment the SP didn't answer and I waited around, coming back every 10 minutes until over a half hour past the designated start of the appointment. It was getting later in the year and colder and didn't feel like doing that and the concierge in the foyer of the apartment might start wondering too hard what was going on with the same guy outside so often. Disappointedly I went home and phoned and the phone girl said that the SP was 10 minutes late getting back and that she was going to make it up to me next time. (eyebrows) I phoned from home a week later and the agency wouldn't pick-up and I began (perhaps belatedly) to feel that I was getting the brush off in a very professional manner . This was November (2005) and I didn't call again until April, and the SP was gone. I sent the SP a holiday greeting card because I had scanned the building directory and found her apartment number and the accompanying surname to put on the envelope and asked her to get in touch with me by email.

I keep having the same fantasy about going down on beautiful hot looking young women but I'm aversed to going down on an SP on general principles because she is likely having any number of guys going into her. SPs are likely cleaner and healthier than most young women who are having casual sex but I'm as straight as a pin and don't relish going down on a woman that some guy has just gone into. Too much like giving head to a man in proxy.

Started reading the Craigslist ads in the erotic section and realized that some of these young women doing tantric massage were only alluding to hand releases. That got my favourite fantasy going again and wondered maybe if one of them would pick-up a payphone call. Craigslist Oct 10th, sweet blond Euro Goddess, 5'6" 118 lbs 36C 25 35, $220 for 90 minutes, 604-267-9544 (A second number 604-687-1133 and I think that I called both numbers). Nope, wouldn't answer, got my quarter back and decided not to try again. Would have loved to spend a whole hour resting my head on her pelvis, in quiet conversation with this lovely lady and sipping from her opening during the lulls. But I got an awful surprise several days later. One of the 2 payphones had been ripped out.
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These payphones are in an upscale neighbourhood and it shocked me to see bare unpainted section of post where a phone was and some wires dangling. From there I went on an unpleasant fantasy about the lady's phone being tapped and when I didn't call back something wanted me to know that they were trying to listen and how it could be like anyone in an upscale neighbourhood trying to cheat on his wife and go out to a payphone and try to call an SP. Ah ha, you say....wire tap is illegal. And I say "Yes, wire tap is illegal." That means that the evidence can't be used in a court of law. But that wouldn't stop an undercover or something posing as a telephone company technician from giving the information to a divorce lawyer who would be hiring a private investigator who might keep a large data base, to take pictures of men coming and going from the lady's place which could be used in a court of law. Yes, I said that I enjoyed the privacy of not having a phone.

Wrote the above paragraphs last November (2006) when I first signed up for Perb membership and got sidetracked with the chat room which I wasn't expecting to find and decided at the time that the chat was better than immortalizing my renderings in a forum. Stayed in the chat daily and frequently until New Years and stopped for personal reasons. But this evening I realized that I miss the SP I was visiting who I wrote about in the above first paragraphs. When I was with her I mentioned that I'd like to hears female vocalists from her stereo and later in the hour she sang with the most beautiful singing voice. And today again, 18 months after I last visited her, I paused and looked out a window and thought of her singing and how much I missed it.
 

edmontonsubbie

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I sketched through this....and thought...geeze...I thought "I" had been drinking.
 

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IN YOUR WALLET

blazejowski

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Maybe it's just a form of ADD, but I just didn't have the patience to skim through that....:rolleyes:
 

licks2nite

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Some fool in the telephone company must have read my opening post and is trying to make me sorry for not having my own phone. Every payphone but one within 45 minutes walking distance either isn't working (4 of them) or has been removed (2 of them). The one that is working, the coin gets stuck on the way in and you have to push another coin part way in behind it to get the first coin to go down.
 

FortunateOne

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Some fool in the telephone company must have read my opening post and is trying to make me sorry for not having my own phone. Every payphone but one within 45 minutes walking distance either isn't working (4 of them) or has been removed (2 of them). The one that is working, the coin gets stuck on the way in and you have to push another coin part way in behind it to get the first coin to go down.
They get vandalized all the time now. And Telus seems to have removed 80% of all payphones that used to be randomly placed on the streets, with a lot of the remaining ones on 911 service only. (I don't have a cell phone).

Except for New West station, you can find payphones at most if not all skytrain stations, most hotels, 7-11's all seem to have one, and many banks have courtesy phones available with or without you having to ask. Most gas stations have had them removed, it seems. Telus would have more payphones, but usually only if the biz will let them put it inside. Since most drug dealers use payphones, businesses are reluctant to do this.

Most sps don't answer payphones or block calls because they are unable to attach a # with a person, and they would be unable to call you back if they unexpectedly have to cancel. Also, if you are a chronic time waster or no-show, they need a way to not waste their time by answering yr call.

If you have to use either, just leave a message, your name and that they know you, and that you will be calling back 2-3 more times. If you get thru, just try to use the same phone each time and ask them to record the number so they know you are okay.
 

HeMadeMeDoIt

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Get a cell phone.
Correction.

Get a fucking life. Nobody uses payphones anymore that you you rarely see them around and when you do they're fucked. I skimmed through your post and i'm still trying to figure out how to get those 30 seconds of my life back.
 

greatshark

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get a cellphone. Maybe you might need to call 911 one day (actually you can do this from any cellphone, even if it is no longer active with a cellular carrier).

you can even get a "pay as you go one", so there is no contract and you can cancel anytime.

just turn the phone off when you're home at night, and then no one will bother you.
 
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