NADIA - wylde orchid

[Honest Guy]

Well, I had so much fun with Audrey at this new place that I tried it again, with Nadia this time.

Her smile looked nice on the website and, although it was obvious she wasn't as slim and toned as I normally like, I wanted to try her for her unique African background.

Anyway, she showed up a few minutes late and seemed kind of bored. After a few minutes she was talkitive enough, to kill the time I guess.

As I expected, she was more heavy than I like around the hips and legs, so if you want slim, she won't be your cup of tea. Her face is attractive enough, with just a small scar between the nose and upper lip I think.

Her massage wasn't very inspired, but you can't expect a trained masseuse there. Audrey's was better though.

On the plus side, she was more open for the basic 60 massage fee. She had no problem with breast touching, be it with the hand or the little buddy, which was a bonus.

Anyway, my overall assessment would be a thumbs down, although I am picky. Audrey was definitely a thumbs up and Nadia a slight thumbs down, unless you're really looking for an african woman.

Cheers,

 

[Hipster Doofus]

hey she looks cute! $60 sounds like a bargain. I can't even supersize my fries for that much.

Nadia's pics

 

[jack1791]

I did see Nadia, I believe the second day she started. I did love her looks, but she did give a very poor massage. This is no lie, I paid for a topless massage, she did not remove her clothes and did not give a release at the end. This was partially my fault also, I should have mentioned this to her after she started rubbing my back with her clothes on. At about the 25 min mark I did mention this to her and she did say she for got about the release and did not know about the clothes removal, She did say it would have to wait til next time. I left there very dissapointed and frustrated. I did E-Mail the agency and they did get gack to me and offered me a free return visit, and she did apologize for the poor service from Nadia. I saw Katie on the return visit and she did more than make it up to me, she was not as touchible, unless you gave a little extra, as the other girls I have seen, but she did give a great massage and release and has a great hard little body.
IMHO

 

[Poontang Man]

Sorry to say this jack/HG...but it's your own guys fault for giving them your business since there are some concerning reports coming in from fellow pooners indicating WO girls simply are there to make as much money as possible & in return provide a 1/2 assed service!...anything extra costs more, pretty soon if you wanna talk to the girl during the session you'd have to dish out extra moula!!! oh I have an idea...how about an entrance fee or a levy to stablish a muscle spasm fund for the WO message girls if the client doesn't cum under 2 minutes!!?!

Fellas just save your money & don't do business with those guys...that'll teach em!

 

[RoadKill]

WO

Wow thats gotta be a first.

I forgot to get you off!!!!!!!!

I knew 60 bucks sounded too good to be true.

 

[Devine]

Poontang Man is always there bashing and saying he will never use the services at VE or WO. Ok we gotcha the first 10 times. I will be the first to agree that "i forgot about the release" has got to be one of the lamest excuses I have ever heard from a lady (and I have heard many). You can understand how much my heart sank when I heard that had happened. It happend ONCE, really floored the people involved and won't happen with her again. All we can do is tell the ladies what is expected of them and hope it happens. We can't put quality control managers in the rooms. I find that sometimes 'new to the biz' ladies dont know that Agencies and Clients communicate with one another. When they find out that they CANT get away with this stuff it stops or the lady finds a new place to work. We usually will cut 'new to the biz' ladies some slack as it takes a while to get used to all this. We dont want to chase them off. A good example is Audrey. She almost quit the business altogether over the nasty things people said about her. Want a pro massage and release go to Lucy; want a rub down and release with one of the hottest SP's in Victoria, go to Audrey. Choice is a beautiful thing. We have dealt fairly with all client concerns and Im sure if you ran a search on ALL the agencies you would see all sorts of complaints that have been dealt with professionally. Unforseen shit happens and we all deal with it as best as we can. You have to admit that Victoria is a great place for pooning. So with that said I would like to point out that Poontang Man's broken record of "i will never use their services" is just plain old getting tired.

 

[Poontang Man]

"Devine" doesn't even know who I am so how the heck does she know if I ever been to WO or not??? (Why do I get the feeling that "Devine" sounds so much like "Luscious")?? I agree you got me the first few times but never again (if I can help it) as the old saying goes "you screw(literally!) me once shame on you...screw me twice shame on me".

Broken record or CD or munched up tape...either way I've never been to WO ever since they opened & if I do go there I'll most definately let my fellow PERBers know about my experience. I very seldom visit VE because of their hit & miss service & I do my homework before even attempting to pay a visit there & everyone has read my good or bad reviews about VE, & yes Devine I'm the voice of all pooners who are plainly tired of getting ripped off & while we are on the subject...don't forget Victoria is also a rather small place, so word of mouth spreads very quickly & my friendly advice to any new business is: to be cautious because it doesn't take much to join the ranks of failed Escort services of the past.

 

[Devine]

Voice of All Pooners?

You call yourself the 'voice of all pooners' and that is false. The fine gentlemen on this board all have their own tastes, own personalities, and opinions. Most of these gentlemen know how to point out a bad experience while also pointing out good. They also can tell the difference between a business that tries to remain honest and professional while dealing with undesirable events as they happen and a rip off or a con. The fact that you feel I dont know who you are tells me you have NOT done your homework. The fact that you have never been to WO yet would call it a con or a scam on 'behalf of all pooners' is confusing at best. The fact that you would threaten with 'it doesnt take much' 'word of mouth' to sink an agency makes me wonder what your motives are. What are your motives? I'll tell you what mine are. Mine are to provide gentlemen with a much needed quality massage parlour service in this city. We are new and there will be many snags we will encounter and we will try and deal with them as best we can as they happen. WO is WAY busier than we had anticipated making it even trickier dealing with everything. Our clients have been super supportive and have been great with offering suggestions to make things better for everyone. It has been an exciting ride to say the least. We are here for the long run and will just get better and better. So is your motive really to be the 'voice of all pooners'? Did you get voted into this position? Appointed? LOL Come give us a try, write your review and then leave it for others to read. The little cheap shots that you litter thoughout the board don't increase the quality of the board you have self championed. They instead ruin the credibility of your reviews. Fellow pooners will get more from your reviews without your cheap shots aimed at an agency you have never visited. Remember Im not arguing a bad review here. The problem was dealt with and Jack seems satisfied with how it was handled. I am arguing your unwarranted negative comments.

 

[Luscious]

Screwed you????

Poontang Man said: "Devine" doesn't even know who I am so how the heck does she know if I ever been to WO or not??? (Why do I get the feeling that "Devine" sounds so much like "Luscious")?? I agree you got me the first few times but never again (if I can help it) as the old saying goes "you screw(literally!) me once shame on you...screw me twice shame on me".


It is no secret that VE and WO share a common owner and to avoid confusion I do post under Luscious. I do however have input on what Devine posts. With that out of the way I am very curious to hear how I 'got you the first few times'? Are you insinuating that I have ripped you off or screwed you? Please explain. Either you are full of shit or there is a terrible misunderstanding that should have been fixed a long time ago. I am open to either possibility. Please do tell so this can be cleared up one way or another.

 

[Poontang Man]

1st of all :
I'm shaking in my boots Devine since you supposedly know who I am.

2nd of all :
I didn't state "voice of all pooners" I clearly stated "the ones who are tired of getting ripped off".

...I do not need to pay a visit to your establishment to figure out what you guys are all about that's why I'm on this board sharing experiences with others & so far (call it a cheap shot) but WO hasn't earned my trust to do business with...as for the credibility goes,in all my reviews I get confirmation (which you can check for yourself) that my experiences as put honestly mirrors other's experiences so good luck to you & the business, only time will tell if you sink or swim, too bad that you are not getting my business.

 

[Poontang Man]

Hey Luscious:

Just a misunderstanding & thanks for being honest about your role with WO, I do like your agency now so sorry for the confusion...my bad experiences(1st few times which I was referring to was "the first 10 times" which Devine quoted) was with a few ladies which you were nice enough to sort them out , as much as I love to get jiggy with you ....just wishfull thinking.

 

[maxx50]

WO you made me Happy!

Just read through this ragging exchange Poontang Man. In tha course of less then ten min .your whole attitued changed...Bad day at work?
well I for one have allways enjoyed my time at WO and have had ex. service....I don;t try to get as much as I can, and i try to injoy the lady for who they are , people //that deserve respect and hopefully they respect use also ..know matter what the reson for our chance meeting.

Yes I am a newbee ... so i have not got the additude of take all you can get.....and I will most likely get taken some times but the lady's i have had sofar //each different but great .

 

[Poontang Man]

Thanks Maxx for your input & I'm really happy for you, certainly a good way of approaching things.
You know as a long time pooner I'm just sick & tired of some agency owners(in the past & present) instead of keeping the clients happy they attempt to resolve the issues by giving a lame appology & come up with excuses like the girl in question is new & blah blah blaaah & do nothing more about it.

I actually like Luscious so that's the reason for the change of my attitude...just wanted to clarify that.

 

[Luscious]

Thanks for compliment

Although WO is a different style of agency than VE, I can assure you that it has the same policy of honesty and the same attempts to keep clients and their ladies happy to the best of our ability. All ladies deserve a chance to prove themselves and all clients deserve to be heard and taken seriously. Now lets put this behind us and get back to what is important at this time of year. Thats right fellas, self indulgent consumerism and hot sex........ or is it out of hand partying and hot sex....... Oh I get so mixed up sometimes!!

 

[steverino]

I like the idea of being honest with the customer and it is clear from a variety of posts over time that when something has gone wrong with an experience at VE Luscious has done his best to set it straight. Donna at IB and Vikki at SU also seem very interested in customer satisfaction.

Having said that it is simply DISHONEST to have on your Wyld Orchid website a line that states that "all of our ladies have been trained in a various forms of massage." They have not and it is misleading to suggest that they have.

 

[jack1791]

I really have to let my fellow pooners know, when I let the agency know what happened they did rectify the problem immediatly. I have to give them full marks for that.

 

[Hipster Doofus]

I like the idea of being honest with the customer

Up until the point where they tell me i'm fat, old and ugly. Thats just too much honesty!

 

[Devine]

massage experience

Having said that it is simply DISHONEST to have on your Wyld Orchid website a line that states that "all of our ladies have been trained in a various forms of massage." They have not and it is misleading to suggest that they have.


When ladies apply at a Massage Parlour they are asked about their past massage experience. All that have been hired either have experience or have a genuine desire to learn. We don't hide the fact that some of the ladies are new to the business. They will not only become better with clients as time goes on, they will also be taught some essential basic massage skills when the opportunity arises. I think you will find our rate of $60 for a daytime 1/2 massage is the least expensive massage rate in the city. Our lower introductory price, our open discussion about any concerns and the fact we have only been in existence 3 weeks must allow us a bit of a break on being raked over the coals. By all means let us know how to improve but don't crucify and write us off yet. We have satisfied many clients in our short time, have a great location and are starting to put together a great lineup of ladies. Be excited about what WO is striving to become rather than hate it for its start up woes. Luscious had suggested we get Poontang Man to 'try' all the ladies for free and grade their services for us so we could determine who needs further training or not but unfortunately he has made it clear he will never come to WO. As for finding a replacement freebie tryer outer, it seems not too many guys like our ladies enough to step up for the position. I mean come on how many of you perbers would want to try all the ladies and WHO WOULD YOU WANT TO SEE FIRST? I mean seriously....Doesnt anyone have anything nice to say about WO????? Sigh.....we tried........ Anyways the ladies have either been trained or will be soon. We've been open 3 weeks guys. 3 weeks only. Its coming its comin its comin......oh my!

 

[maxx50]

the trier outer

Me Me Me i would be quiet willing to check out each of WO fine lady's,
I have allready started to. All though I my not be that objective. But I do have an objective.

 

[rollerboy]

Re: massage experience

Luscious had suggested we get Poontang Man to 'try' all the ladies for free and grade their services for us so we could determine who needs further training or not but unfortunately he has made it clear he will never come to WO. As for finding a replacement freebie tryer outer, it seems not too many guys like our ladies enough to step up for the position. I mean come on how many of you perbers would want to try all the ladies and WHO WOULD YOU WANT TO SEE FIRST? I mean seriously....Doesnt anyone have anything nice to say about WO?????

Gosh. Free poontang. Who'da thunk?

I'm sure that most of us would take that offer (*cough* rollerboy *cough* *cough*), but surely you can see that a comped testimonial is basically a paid testimonial. Like, I'm sure after receiving a grand worth of free muff, I would write a totally honest and scathing set of reviews, should they be warranted. Right.

By even making the suggestion, it makes it that much harder to believe that any positive reviews of WO are fair and free of shill-ery and quid pro quo.