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CalgaryJenn

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Apr 15, 2006
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Ok, normally I wouldn't do this, but damn!!!

My review:

Last night, I got a call from somebody out of town. Interested in meeting with me. I told him to call today to set something up.
This afternoon, he called and set up an appointment. At that time, I gave him very detailed instructions on how to get here. Street by street, turn by turn. I included landmarks. Very easy to see landmarks.
Minutes before the set time, I get a phone call that he is entering Airdrie, heading north. He was actually IN Calgary, and somehow ended up in Airdrie.
Ok... Sure...
After politely saying, "You need to turn around in Airdrie, and head south, back into Calgary until you get to Glenmore Trail. Don't turn off until you get to Glenmore Trail, and take the exit heading east." I proceeded to give him VERY detailed instruction from there. After all, it is only two more turns on two very easy to find streets.
Keep in mind that he is already late by 30 minutes, and I have turned two other calls down in the meantime.
Now 30 minutes late, he calls again. Congrats, your actually within 150ft of my place and just need a little further coaching. If I could see around the corner, I could see him! Coaching him through the last 150ft, I hang up the phone, expecting him here in 2 minutes or so. Five minutes later, he calls again, "Jenn, I can't find you. I'm at the railroad tracks." Buddy!!! Have you been drinking on your trip? You went the complete opposite direction I told you to go. Now your nowhere near my place.
I finally told him not to bother. Your close to 40 minutes late and failed to follow instructions which a child could follow. Three main roads, lit up landmarks, and you came within 150ft of the house, which I clearly described to you and gave you the number of.

Now I understand that somebody from out of town might have some difficulty finding streets in a city like Calgary. But these are three common, and well marked streets. Big green reflective signs on each street. If you can't follow three main roads, and make three simple turns, I'm not interested.
99% of the time, there is never a problem finding the place. I have NEVER had anybody get so lost and annoy me so much, EVER. Most gents are A1 awesome. This one took the cake! I did everything except email him a Crayola drawing of streets, buildings and trees. I'm sure glad not everybody is like that!
My new rule I made to myself: Give instructions once. If they have a problem, help them once. Only because most people are smart enough to get it. For the rest of you who DO know how to follow simple instructions, THANK YOU! Seriousely, THANK YOU!

Repeat? Not bloody likely!
 

CalgaryJenn

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**DAMN**..... my sides are aching... *LOLROTF* (twice)
LOL I can laugh now, but boy was I getting pissed off. ;) :D
And to top it off, we got in a screaming match on the phone. He started yelling, so I yelled back and told him to pound salt and that I wasn't interested any longer, as I was too pissed off to actually make it enjoyable for him. I mean, it's only fair. I would not have been into it. And he still wanted to know how to get here. Go figure!
 

sinfulsydnee

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now if I were you...

LOL I can laugh now, but boy was I getting pissed off. ;) :D
And to top it off, we got in a screaming match on the phone. He started yelling, so I yelled back and told him to pound salt and that I wasn't interested any longer, as I was too pissed off to actually make it enjoyable for him. I mean, it's only fair. I would not have been into it. And he still wanted to know how to get here. Go figure!
Jenn, too funny...although i must say at that point i'd have made sure he got to my place, tied him up face down on my bed with my lovely latex straps, and whipped his ass till he begged me to let him leave...and when he did get to leave i think i would have given him directions to get him completely lost :D but i think you are a much kinder soul than i Jenn...great review!!!! oh btw, i LOVE your website!!!!
 

FullyErect

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LOL I can laugh now, but boy was I getting pissed off. ;) :D
And to top it off, we got in a screaming match on the phone. He started yelling, so I yelled back and told him to pound salt and that I wasn't interested any longer, as I was too pissed off to actually make it enjoyable for him. I mean, it's only fair. I would not have been into it. And he still wanted to know how to get here. Go figure!

Damn... sounds like the WRONG head was the "thick" one.... *LOL*
 

CalgaryJenn

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Jenn, too funny...although i must say at that point i'd have made sure he got to my place, tied him up face down on my bed with my lovely latex straps, and whipped his ass till he begged me to let him leave...and when he did get to leave i think i would have given him directions to get him completely lost :D but i think you are a much kinder soul than i Jenn...great review!!!! oh btw, i LOVE your website!!!!
LMFAO. Well, at that point, had he shown up, I likely would have beat him like a rented mule. Giving him directions to get lost most likely would have helped him as he did go the opposite way of every direction I gave him. Getting him lost would have been giving him the right directions.
Thanks 'bout the site comments. I like to play with it. Keeps me busy when I get bored. :D ;)
 

Tomain58

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Jun 5, 2006
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Poor Jenn, some people just can't think right when they use there little head! You'll have to give them your GPS position next time!:p
 

Hedonist7

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Sorry

I don't offer incall in Banff...

This is way too funny - can you imagine: he would have never EVER been able to find your G Spot - even with detailed directions with a laser pointer...
 

CalgaryJenn

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I don't offer incall in Banff...

This is way too funny - can you imagine: he would have never EVER been able to find your G Spot - even with detailed directions with a laser pointer...
LMFAO I was thinking that. "Clitoris? Isn't that a small town in Saskatchewan? Oh no Jenn, I can't go there!"
I think it was for the better that he couldn't follow direction.
 
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