Carman Fox

My first and last review - a written account and confession & sad goodbye

calicodog

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Hey all!

Been a lurker here for the past 6 months and finally got the guts to go out and explore, thanks to the reviews here!

So what's this all about? Well, I've been married to my beautiful wife since I was 22 years old. Virgin too! So I never had any other experience outside of with my wife. Don't get me wrong, she's great! Below is a looooong written confession for your leisurely read. I hope you enjoy it, and learn something from it too.

So about 2 years ago, I decided to give a girl a spin to just see... my first was with Tawny Fox. At that time, she was new to the industry - 2 months old, tender age of 19! (so she says anyway). She was absolutely amazing ...

I was greeted at the door by a soft-voiced, tan-skinned beauty. Fabulous long straight black hair, luscious lips, and beautiful eyes. She had spectacular breasts too. For reference, Tawny is THE hottest girl I have ever held (my wife actually comes to a close second place). Beautiful, healthy body, perfect curves and shape. Her breasts are obviously fake, and even felt kind of artificial, but wow. Absolutely stunning. For reference, I'm a boob-man. One of the reasons I chose her was for her spectacular rack. My wife wonders why I married her, since she has a very small chest. Being my first time calling for services like this, I was more than a little nervous. She did her best to calm me down, and gave me an amazing tit-fuck, and cbj.
For some reason though... I couldn't get into it. This was by no means, her fault. She did all that she could, and more, but she couldn't get me to blow my wad, or keep it up for that matter. Several points through-out, I kept imagining my wife, doing these dirty deeds, but to no avail. (and my wife does do these deeds, fyi - 'cept the tit-fucking cuz her boobs aren't big enough for that)
It could have been the condom, or it could have been the fact that at certain points, she made requests like a sanitations inspector "No finger inside, please." or "no tongue while kissing, please." which while was a turn-off, was completely respectable.
In the end, she didn't charge me for the GFE portion (fortunately for her, I didn't book her for GFE anyway), and we just chatted the rest of the time. Got to know her better, and she got to know me too. It was during that chat that I realized "It's because I have no feelings for Tawny, unlike how much feeling I have for my wife." In fact, Tawny pointed that out as well, and told me to go home and spend time with my wife.

For about a year, I kept that in mind a lot. But in the back of my mind, I thought - wait, I'm not convinced. Maybe I was just too nervous.
And on one unplanned night that year, I hit Seymour street and picked up a hot blonde girl.
She had a flat chest, but was very cute (girl-next-door, Elisha Cuthbert cute), and wore a pink one-piece dress (incredibly short dress) and nothing else. Being a boob-man, she had to be pretty hot for this to pass.
Charged me a crapload just for a CBJ. And again, the same thing happened. I couldn't blow my wad. My wife gives better BBBJ. This girl wasn't even trying. This time I felt incredibly ripped off. I tell you, friends, do not pick up street girls. They're not worth it. It's like a gumball machine - you never know what you'll get.

Unsatisfied and unconvinced, it brings me to last week. I had been lurking this site, and decided to try out Dynasty based on the reviews I have heard here. "Wow! Dynasty girls are hot! They know what they're doing! Derek is great!" And I must say, these words are true, partially.

I showed up expecting hot asian girls. Like Tawny-hawt. I guess those expectations had to be dropped when I was introduced to Nikki, Tina, and someone else that I had no interest in. From all the reviews I had read on Dynasty, I was quite disappointed in the hawt-ness of these girls. Not that they were ugly or anything, no not at all. Let's just say that if I saw them on the street or in the mall, I wouldn't glance at them like I would while glancing at the girls in Aritzia or MAC (for those of you who are dragged into shopping by your wives or girlfriends, you'll know what I mean) or heck, any girl in Kits.

Needless to say, I was on a mission, so I chose Tina based on reviews of her services (plus she looked the better of the three available). She spoke Cantonese, and comes from Hong Kong. She said she's been here for a few months now, trying to earn some quick (though not easy) money for personal reasons in Hong Kong (you'll have to ask her yourself if you want to know).

She could sense that I felt awkward, and guided me through most of the session, which was pretty good of her. As I mentioned before, her looks are average. Her body didn't measure up to my wife (roughly the same age), but she had nice enhanced breasts which felt more natural than Tawny's. She showered me and let me touch her all around, and it was pleasant. I'm one of those softy type people, but I'm sure that if you pushed, she would give, and a sexy shower scene would result. But I didn't. I just let her handle me, which was fine. Not much happened in the shower other than simple conversation.

The massage was mediocre. I've had Shiatsu done on me before, and this was not how to do it. Needless to say, I did feel relaxed at that point. She kept pestering me to guess her age, and the age of the other girls. (my fault for bringing that up). I did learn her age, but I'm not telling.

Eventually, I realized that she wasn't going to stop, and I said "I had enough." She got the cue very well, and began to really give it to me, kissing and licking my ear, and quickly moving down to my hips. There was ball-licking and sucking, and bbbj. I had wished she stroked me while licking my balls. I would have enjoyed that. I tried 69 with her, but it felt strange. Probably because I wasn't used to a different shaped pussy. But I could tell she did enjoy herself, as she did get wet when I was giving her digits.

She announced "I can't take it anymore!", and plopped a rubber on me with skill. Rode me ACG for a while, when I announced "I can't feel anything." again, probably the damn condom (I fuck my wife bare. My contraceptive involves cumming all over her tits).

She got the hint pretty well, pulled off the rubber and began to BBBJ. In my opinion, this is a lot more work than a fuck. And boy was she skilled! It felt like I was fucking a pussy. After about 15 or so minutes, couldn't take it anymore and CIM.
She let it ooze out onto a kleenex and commented "that's a lot of cum".
I was totally spent, and lay there in bliss for a while. She didn't give me much of a chance to lie down, and helped me up to the shower. She commented on her ex-boyfriend calling her up and asking for money at some point in our conversation. I felt pretty sorry for her. She rinsed her mouth with Scope afterwards.

After that, she continued to massage me until my time was up. I was thinking about a second shot on goal, but decided not to.

In the end it was a satisfying session, in a very comfortable environemt. The place is a nice high-end apartment (I got the ensuite! Lucky me!), and I felt very relaxed. Tina did a good job, and tried her hardest to satisfy me. And as the reviewers say, Derek is a nice guy.

Now that I had been satisfied, I began to think "okay, so my experiences with other women have finally reached a point that I am happy with". I thought hard about the whole thing, and how I felt about it, with the following conclusion:

Though I experienced three different women outside, it very much was "having sex". I have found little interest in these women, even though they can be more attractive than my wife (one of them was, at least).
The difference between "having sex" and "making love" was obvious. You take, when you have sex. And you give, when you make love. It's possible for both partners to take at the same time, as well as give at the same time.
While with these three women, I was taking. Neither me nor my other partners knew what to give each other.

Just three days ago, my wife and I made love - twice in that day. She was giving, BOY she was giving! Everytime we make love, I feel like it's the best sex I have ever had, always better than it was before. My wife has stopped giving me BBBJ, suddenly repulsed by putting my wang in her mouth (dunno why...) but that hasn't stopped us. I give too! I make certain that she has a screaming orgasm each time we make love. I don't cum until after she does, because I don't want to.

So in the end, for me, I cannot have sex with strangers. Only with someone I love, and right now, loving one person is all I really need, and have been needing since day-1.
If you have read this far, then I thank you for your dedication, as you too may be on your way to realizing this fact. I wish you all happiness in your pooning, and hope that you may find the one just for you.
 

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westwoody

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I wouldn't condemn anybody for pooning or not pooning. Whatever floats your boat. But I am amazed that even after reading this board you would still pick up a Seymour wallet-fucker! :confused:
 

calicodog

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westwoody said:
I wouldn't condemn anybody for pooning or not pooning. Whatever floats your boat. But I am amazed that even after reading this board you would still pick up a Seymour wallet-fucker! :confused:
The Seymour girl and Tawny happened way before I came onto this board, unfortunately... you guys would have saved me a bundle! Would have been better going to a fancy restaurant. And no, I'm not condemning anyone either. I just felt the need to let SOMEBODY know how I felt. It seems that it's my wife that floats my boat. :)
Thanks for reading!
 

Avery

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calicodog said:
My wife has stopped giving me BBBJ, suddenly repulsed by putting my wang in her mouth (dunno why...)
You're lucky she ever did it at all! Remember the old joke:

Q: Why do brides smile so much on their wedding day?

A: Because they know they've given their last blow job.

Seriously, you sound like you should stay married and not stray. There's nothing wrong with that. Not all of us are cut out to be horndogs.

But, don't keep looking if you're not going to partake of the hobby. And, for Christ's sake, if you do stray again, don't pick up street girls!!!
 

therealrex

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calicodog said:
My wife has stopped giving me BBBJ, suddenly repulsed by putting my wang in her mouth (dunno why...) but that hasn't stopped us.
Sounds like she's on to your pooning
 

eurhythmia

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Just an afterthought

As a happily married fellow who also desires the occasional 'meal out' there is one little sticky element to BBBJ and CIMs. Maybe its just me, but I have gotten nailed a few times with the Clap and gonorheal bacteria. Last thing I want to do is pass this on to my wife.

As a rule I visit the clinic (Bute & Davie - that's where the public nurse works) a few days after each rendezvous for the 'Antidote' and stay away from the wife for a week.

Worse nightmare: well, a pretty good nightmare, is the wife coming back from her doctor with a diagnosis! Not a happy picture.
 

hitrack

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It's human nature to wanna try new things. Being (stuck) with one ass/boobs/legs for ever is a long fukkin time. Sometimes ya gonna check out the grass on the other side of the fence to appreciate your own.

As far as the street chicks go....well you need to fukk around down there a lot to get the hang of the street scene.

I don't recognize your handle so......additional generic see ya later.
 

Randy Whorewald

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Calico - The positive thing in all this is you learned something you did not know before.

Best of luck to ya!
 

lenny

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hitrack said:
It's human nature to wanna try new things. Being (stuck) with one ass/boobs/legs for ever is a long fukkin time. Sometimes ya gonna check out the grass on the other side of the fence to appreciate your own.

As far as the street chicks go....well you need to fukk around down there a lot to get the hang of the street scene.
So true...wise words.
 

Creole Lady Marmalade

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eurhythmia said:
As a happily married fellow who also desires the occasional 'meal out' there is one little sticky element to BBBJ and CIMs. Maybe its just me, but I have gotten nailed a few times with the Clap and gonorheal bacteria. Last thing I want to do is pass this on to my wife.

As a rule I visit the clinic (Bute & Davie - that's where the public nurse works) a few days after each rendezvous for the 'Antidote' and stay away from the wife for a week.

Worse nightmare: well, a pretty good nightmare, is the wife coming back from her doctor with a diagnosis! Not a happy picture.
After having those STI's from BBBJ and CIM, why wouldn't you put on a condom to save you the trouble of going to the clinic to get meds for a possible STI? And so the expression goes, an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.
 

tittycommitee

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calicodog said:
Hey all!

Been a lurker here for the past 6 months and finally got the guts to go out and explore, thanks to the reviews here!

So what's this all about? Well, I've been married to my beautiful wife since I was 22 years old. Virgin too! So I never had any other experience outside of with my wife. Don't get me wrong, she's great! Below is a looooong written confession for your leisurely read. I hope you enjoy it, and learn something from it too.

So about 2 years ago, I decided to give a girl a spin to just see... my first was with Tawny Fox. At that time, she was new to the industry - 2 months old, tender age of 19! (so she says anyway). She was absolutely amazing ...

I was greeted at the door by a soft-voiced, tan-skinned beauty. Fabulous long straight black hair, luscious lips, and beautiful eyes. She had spectacular breasts too. For reference, Tawny is THE hottest girl I have ever held (my wife actually comes to a close second place). Beautiful, healthy body, perfect curves and shape. Her breasts are obviously fake, and even felt kind of artificial, but wow. Absolutely stunning. For reference, I'm a boob-man. One of the reasons I chose her was for her spectacular rack. My wife wonders why I married her, since she has a very small chest. Being my first time calling for services like this, I was more than a little nervous. She did her best to calm me down, and gave me an amazing tit-fuck, and cbj.
For some reason though... I couldn't get into it. This was by no means, her fault. She did all that she could, and more, but she couldn't get me to blow my wad, or keep it up for that matter. Several points through-out, I kept imagining my wife, doing these dirty deeds, but to no avail. (and my wife does do these deeds, fyi - 'cept the tit-fucking cuz her boobs aren't big enough for that)
It could have been the condom, or it could have been the fact that at certain points, she made requests like a sanitations inspector "No finger inside, please." or "no tongue while kissing, please." which while was a turn-off, was completely respectable.
In the end, she didn't charge me for the GFE portion (fortunately for her, I didn't book her for GFE anyway), and we just chatted the rest of the time. Got to know her better, and she got to know me too. It was during that chat that I realized "It's because I have no feelings for Tawny, unlike how much feeling I have for my wife." In fact, Tawny pointed that out as well, and told me to go home and spend time with my wife.

For about a year, I kept that in mind a lot. But in the back of my mind, I thought - wait, I'm not convinced. Maybe I was just too nervous.
And on one unplanned night that year, I hit Seymour street and picked up a hot blonde girl.
She had a flat chest, but was very cute (girl-next-door, Elisha Cuthbert cute), and wore a pink one-piece dress (incredibly short dress) and nothing else. Being a boob-man, she had to be pretty hot for this to pass.
Charged me a crapload just for a CBJ. And again, the same thing happened. I couldn't blow my wad. My wife gives better BBBJ. This girl wasn't even trying. This time I felt incredibly ripped off. I tell you, friends, do not pick up street girls. They're not worth it. It's like a gumball machine - you never know what you'll get.

Unsatisfied and unconvinced, it brings me to last week. I had been lurking this site, and decided to try out Dynasty based on the reviews I have heard here. "Wow! Dynasty girls are hot! They know what they're doing! Derek is great!" And I must say, these words are true, partially.

I showed up expecting hot asian girls. Like Tawny-hawt. I guess those expectations had to be dropped when I was introduced to Nikki, Tina, and someone else that I had no interest in. From all the reviews I had read on Dynasty, I was quite disappointed in the hawt-ness of these girls. Not that they were ugly or anything, no not at all. Let's just say that if I saw them on the street or in the mall, I wouldn't glance at them like I would while glancing at the girls in Aritzia or MAC (for those of you who are dragged into shopping by your wives or girlfriends, you'll know what I mean) or heck, any girl in Kits.

Needless to say, I was on a mission, so I chose Tina based on reviews of her services (plus she looked the better of the three available). She spoke Cantonese, and comes from Hong Kong. She said she's been here for a few months now, trying to earn some quick (though not easy) money for personal reasons in Hong Kong (you'll have to ask her yourself if you want to know).

She could sense that I felt awkward, and guided me through most of the session, which was pretty good of her. As I mentioned before, her looks are average. Her body didn't measure up to my wife (roughly the same age), but she had nice enhanced breasts which felt more natural than Tawny's. She showered me and let me touch her all around, and it was pleasant. I'm one of those softy type people, but I'm sure that if you pushed, she would give, and a sexy shower scene would result. But I didn't. I just let her handle me, which was fine. Not much happened in the shower other than simple conversation.

The massage was mediocre. I've had Shiatsu done on me before, and this was not how to do it. Needless to say, I did feel relaxed at that point. She kept pestering me to guess her age, and the age of the other girls. (my fault for bringing that up). I did learn her age, but I'm not telling.

Eventually, I realized that she wasn't going to stop, and I said "I had enough." She got the cue very well, and began to really give it to me, kissing and licking my ear, and quickly moving down to my hips. There was ball-licking and sucking, and bbbj. I had wished she stroked me while licking my balls. I would have enjoyed that. I tried 69 with her, but it felt strange. Probably because I wasn't used to a different shaped pussy. But I could tell she did enjoy herself, as she did get wet when I was giving her digits.

She announced "I can't take it anymore!", and plopped a rubber on me with skill. Rode me ACG for a while, when I announced "I can't feel anything." again, probably the damn condom (I fuck my wife bare. My contraceptive involves cumming all over her tits).

She got the hint pretty well, pulled off the rubber and began to BBBJ. In my opinion, this is a lot more work than a fuck. And boy was she skilled! It felt like I was fucking a pussy. After about 15 or so minutes, couldn't take it anymore and CIM.
She let it ooze out onto a kleenex and commented "that's a lot of cum".
I was totally spent, and lay there in bliss for a while. She didn't give me much of a chance to lie down, and helped me up to the shower. She commented on her ex-boyfriend calling her up and asking for money at some point in our conversation. I felt pretty sorry for her. She rinsed her mouth with Scope afterwards.

After that, she continued to massage me until my time was up. I was thinking about a second shot on goal, but decided not to.

In the end it was a satisfying session, in a very comfortable environemt. The place is a nice high-end apartment (I got the ensuite! Lucky me!), and I felt very relaxed. Tina did a good job, and tried her hardest to satisfy me. And as the reviewers say, Derek is a nice guy.

Now that I had been satisfied, I began to think "okay, so my experiences with other women have finally reached a point that I am happy with". I thought hard about the whole thing, and how I felt about it, with the following conclusion:

Though I experienced three different women outside, it very much was "having sex". I have found little interest in these women, even though they can be more attractive than my wife (one of them was, at least).
The difference between "having sex" and "making love" was obvious. You take, when you have sex. And you give, when you make love. It's possible for both partners to take at the same time, as well as give at the same time.
While with these three women, I was taking. Neither me nor my other partners knew what to give each other.

Just three days ago, my wife and I made love - twice in that day. She was giving, BOY she was giving! Everytime we make love, I feel like it's the best sex I have ever had, always better than it was before. My wife has stopped giving me BBBJ, suddenly repulsed by putting my wang in her mouth (dunno why...) but that hasn't stopped us. I give too! I make certain that she has a screaming orgasm each time we make love. I don't cum until after she does, because I don't want to.

So in the end, for me, I cannot have sex with strangers. Only with someone I love, and right now, loving one person is all I really need, and have been needing since day-1.
If you have read this far, then I thank you for your dedication, as you too may be on your way to realizing this fact. I wish you all happiness in your pooning, and hope that you may find the one just for you.

wow, that's one introspective post.
While not the most experienced pooner, I may have to retire.
Thanks for an eye opener.
 

johnston1976

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As a happily married fellow who also desires the occasional 'meal out' there is one little sticky element to BBBJ and CIMs. Maybe its just me, but I have gotten nailed a few times with the Clap and gonorheal bacteria. Last thing I want to do is pass this on to my wife.

As a rule I visit the clinic (Bute & Davie - that's where the public nurse works) a few days after each rendezvous for the 'Antidote' and stay away from the wife for a week.
Sounds like a pretty pathetic marriage. Look at yourself. You're married, you're fucking other women unsafely and freaking out about passing diseases on to your wife, you get diseased and avoid having sex with her. Is this where you thought you'd end up on your wedding day? Get a divorce.
 

eurhythmia

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Jeez! Where's the love?

johnston1976 said:
Sounds like a pretty pathetic marriage. Look at yourself. You're married, you're fucking other women unsafely and freaking out about passing diseases on to your wife, you get diseased and avoid having sex with her. Is this where you thought you'd end up on your wedding day? Get a divorce.
Seems a tad sanctimonious, dude. I have my compulsions and weaknesses of the flesh, sure. BUT I take responsibility for my actions and precautions not to pass any souvenirs on. BBBJ and CIM and facials turn my crank! As to the wife - she's a 5-star banquet, but sometimes a guy just hankers for a burger now and then.
 
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calicodog

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Thanks everyone for the encouragement!

I do have to say, that I am lucky that nothing happened to me. I did abstain after the small bout with Tina, for about a week and kept myself clean, and no itching or anything occured. *phew*!

eurhythmia said:
As a happily married fellow who also desires the occasional 'meal out' there is one little sticky element to BBBJ and CIMs. Maybe its just me, but I have gotten nailed a few times with the Clap and gonorheal bacteria. Last thing I want to do is pass this on to my wife.
d00d! If it nailed ya once, ya shoulda stopped! Though I'm lucky nothing happened to me, I don't think I'm going to try that again.

hitrack said:
It's human nature to wanna try new things. Being (stuck) with one ass/boobs/legs for ever is a long fukkin time. Sometimes ya gonna check out the grass on the other side of the fence to appreciate your own.
For me, it wasn't really about being "stuck", as I enjoyed every moment of it. But it definitely was checking the grass on the other side.

I once brought this whole thing up to a friend of mine. Her question was "Have either of you had sex with other partners?" and I said no. Her response I'll never forget "Great. Then it's the best sex you'll ever have or need."
She was right.

Randy Whorewald said:
Calico - The positive thing in all this is you learned something you did not know before.

Best of luck to ya!
Thanks! The feeling was kinda there, kinda not. I guess I just needed to prove to myself what I already knew...

WannaPlay said:
I bet the wif ewould be mighty pissed if she realized the risk for diseases you just put on her!!

And im sorry but those asian places seem to be dripping with infections and all that shit now because of the dirty things they do for a buck

All i can say is, how nice that you feel that way.....now.....

And a big fuck you for not realizing it before you put your family in danger.
Though I agree with you that what I did was essentially wrong, I don't see why it should make you angry. It's not like it's happening to you or anything.
While I would agree that very many asian places are not sanitary, Derek's seemed otherwise. Also, I did abstain for a week to make sure, and kept myself clean. I knew the risks, I knew the chances. I intentionally took the morning shift for that particular reason.

Well, thanks again everyone for the encouragement! Seeya 'round!
 

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calicodog, good luck to you, but you have fucked up the most important thing in your marriage: the mutual trust.

When on your 25th anniversary your wife will look you in the eye and ask you if you ever cheated on her, you will have to lie or hurt her. :(
I think many of us, Anita, are getting totally tired of your bullshit.
 

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Anita's Massage said:
calicodog, good luck to you, but you have fucked up the most important thing in your marriage: the mutual trust.

When on your 25th anniversary your wife will look you in the eye and ask you if you ever cheated on her, you will have to lie or hurt her. :(

The subject might never come up.
 

Avery

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calicodog said:
Though I agree with you that what I did was essentially wrong, I don't see why it should make you angry. It's not like it's happening to you or anything.
calicodog, I think WannaPlay's remarks were directed at eurhythmia, not at you.
 
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